University of San Francisco scientists have successfully created the world's first reverse Dalmatian. The effort, which has been in the works for over 14 years in association with Cargill Corporation and the American Kennel Club, sought to create the world's first GMO dog.
The Athenian government announced at the close of business Monday night that they have enlisted a number of "Zimbabwe Financial Experts" to help inject desperately needed liquidity into the faltering economy.
A debate has opened up between State of Jefferson supporters in Southern Oregon and their Californian cohorts over the Chemtrail controversy.
That's not to say the album isn't an interesting nor an important achievement. There was no album like it, nor was there any albums that come after it that even remotely like it.
Creator and Producer of Saturday Night Live Lorne Michaels has reportedly been deported back to his native country of Canada. Mr. Michaels was seized by immigration officials early Sunday morning from his Amagansett, New York home without any forewarning.
Officials from the National Security Agency (NSA), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), and Department of Defense (DoD) have admitted that their efforts to identify a moderate Republican to aid have yet to bear fruit.
"Brown the Towel" has been living with the Thomas family since being purchased in 2012. He has been through it all, he has finally begun to crack from the abuse he has endured. Brown spoke to Gish Gallop from the towel rack, "you guys gotta get me out of here!". Brown sounded very distraught and was crying, "They rub me all over their bodies, use me to dry awful things off the floor. I don't know how much more I can take".
Veteran television journalist Gwen Ifill, the longtime host of PBSâ€™ â€œWashington Weekâ€ and co-anchor of â€œPBS NewsHour,â€ has died. She was 61. A PBS spokesperson confirmed that Ifill passed away Monday after a months-long battle with cancer.