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Following the radio broadcast of War of the Worlds, many newspapers ironically claimed that the drama had caused wide-spread panic. This lead to the producers of radio show to conclude that Americans are really stupid.

Germany Bans Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds Broadcast as Fake News

The German government announced yesterday that it was banning all recordings of Orson Welles' 1938 radio drama version of War of the Worlds for fear it would incite unrest among their population and because its 'fake news.'

Facebook Testing Sarcasm Font

Facebook announced today that it will be introducing a sarcasm font that can be used for passive-aggressive purposed on the popular social media platform. The font, which will be available from a drop-down menu, will feature the the default Facebook typeface but in reverse-left italics to indicate sarcasm.
Pajas Balasubramanian has a plan to find out who is snoring on company calls.

Middle Manager to Find Out Who’s Snoring on Conference Calls

Area middle manager Pajas Balasubramanian has been tasked with the thankless job of finding out who keeps snoring on company conference calls. Mr. Balasubramanian, a naturalized American citizen from New Delhi, India, is currently the Managers of Education Experience for local firm Video Axcell.

6 Gish Gallop Life Hacks For Really Lazy People!

We all lead busy lives and it's tough to get stuff done. Here at Gish Gallop, we know how you feel and have created these 6 life-changing "hacks" or lifehacks to simply your life.
Brock Whalen of Bring Back Glenn Beck

Penn Valley, CA Man Responds to President Obama

And in America there were voices that listened to that. I expect those same pundits who say it can't be done, had it been in the 1940s, we would have been listening to them.
President Trump and House Speaker Paul Ryan have a new plan for America.

White House Promotes ‘Single Prayer Health Care’

The White House is promoting a new 'faith-based' health care system that would repeal and replace Barack Obama's signature health care law with the power of prayer.

NRA: A New Revolution In Gun Control

The NRA held a massive press conference this morning to announce a side shift in their stance on firearms and gun control in America.

Chemtrailer Expresses Crude Sense of Humor

Recently promoted chemtrail pilot Barry Kenner of Marysville, CA saw an opportunity to express his humorous side recently and decided to augment a cloud that resembled a male human organ.
The Clintons are in hot water for some remarks they made about dogs.

Clintons Blasted By South Carolina ASPCA

A major gaffe on the part of Hillary and Bill Clinton has the entire state of South Carolina and the DNC buzzing. At a $10,000 per plate dinner at the affluent Myrtle Beach Dog Breeders Association, Bill and Hillary dropped a faux pas of epic proportion.
A sample of the less flattering photographs produced by the new DMV system.

New DMV Photo System Promises Faster/More Hideous Pictures

The California Department of Motor Vehicles announced a new photo identification system that not only promises a faster and more effective photo process, but also guarantees the it will take the most hideous and unflattering picture of you.
The three tenors were all over the place. Singing from three different books

Lack of Harmony Hurting GOP’s Three Tenors

An eminent PhD has concluded that the Republican party lacks proper harmony and has horrific timing. Mr. Webb has studied rhythm and taught harmony for over 47 years after getting his masters at BYU and completing his doctorate at Juilliard.