Johnson debuted his new Hoover vacuum jingle to mixed reviews over the weekend. â€œIt fucking rocks,â€ said longtime AC/DC die-hard, Larry Burgess. â€œIt sounds like he did took a time machine back to the early 80â€™s. Powerful stuff man!â€
The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) today released the latest figures on job growth, reporting a slight drop in unemployment. This left the official number at 4.9%, prompting leading Republicans to scramble for ways to shit on President Obama.
The "World Clay Cups" games will draw massive crowds to Pioneer Park, and kiln rivalries will heat up with surprisingly intense emotions this week.
An exhaustive study revealed that gated communities are really vast government experiments.
A Montana man became the nation's first person to successfully stare down a taxidermied deer. Roger McKean of Columbia Falls, Montana was visiting a local notary to have an unnecessary permit notarized to keep Obama from taking his guns from in Dodge RAM 2500.