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General Store or Someone’s Home: Area Man Unsure

Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire was not sure if the Iowa Hill, CA general store was actually a grocery store or somebody's kitchen.
Orange County, CA is set to begin treating its famous orange groves with LSD using chimpanzees.

California to Use Chimpanzees to ‘Dose’ Oranges with LSD

Orange County, CA is set to begin treating its famous orange groves with LSD using chimpanzees.
A pair of mating California Condors were spotted in a Grass Valley cell phone tower.

California Condor Nest Spotted in Area Cell Tower

Earlier this week, several people reported what seemed to be a pair of birds in the Glenbrook Basin area building what appeared to be a large nest.
Ronald McDonald seen here at the Illinois Department of Employment Security.

McDonald’s Fires Ronald McDonald Amid Creepy Clown Epidemic

McDonald's has issued a statement confirming the reason for scrubbing Ronald McDonald from their website and his merchandise from their online store – the longtime franchise mascot is no longer under contract with the company.

Obama Proposes “Leper-like” Colonies For Anti-Vaxxers

In a last minute press conference called to address the recent contagious disease outbreaks, President Obama has proposed a solution to deal with the Anti-Vaccination or Anti-Vax movement.
Gish Gallop will charge a nominal fee each time the phrase is used.

The Phrase “you can’t make this stuff up” Copyrighted by Gish Gallop

The 92 year old Nevada County Gish Gallop has announced today that it has copyrighted the popular Internet phrase "you can't make this stuff up." According to Gish Gallop officials, there will be a small surcharge for anyone or any institution using the phrase starting January 1st, 2017

Amendment to California SB277 to Inject Patriotism into Anti-Vaxxers

Following what appears to be an implosion of the repeal California SB277 movement, two California State Senators plan on introducing legislation to add additional provisions to the controversial "personal belief exemption."

Gavin Newsom Suggests Draining Lake Tahoe to Solve Future Droughts

Lake Tahoe has 39 trillion gallons of water. That is enough water to supply everyone in the United States with 75 gallons per day for five years.
Gwyneth Paltrow kombucha douches several times a day and thinks you should too.

Why You Should ‘Kombucha Douche’ Like Gwyneth Paltrow

According to a contributor on Gwyneth Paltrow's alternative blog Goop.com, you should consider a personal hygiene regime that the actress has used for years: the kombucha douche.

Area Woman Has Trouble Gathering Wood in Yoga Pants

Area woman Jessica Milton admitted to Gish Gallop that she found chopping and collecting wood a challenge while wearing yoga pants. The 26 year old Penn Valley, CA native has been collecting wood her entire life, and this was the first, and apparently last time she is going to wear pants.

Local Art Theater to Feature Bidet Seating

Nevada City's Magic Theater announced today that it has installed the world's first "bidet-style seating" to accommodate popular "eliminate now" trend.
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