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Iconic American performer Jerry Lewis is dead at 91.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Jerry Lewis Dead at 91

Jerry Lewis, the comedian and filmmaker who was adored by many, disdained by others, but unquestionably a defining figure of American entertainment in the 20th century, died on Sunday morning at his home in Las Vegas.

John Kerry/Marco Rubio Square Off in Boat Race

Partisans are taking their bets as news of Secretary of State John Kerry and Republican Presidential hopeful Senator Marco Rubio square off in an epic boat race, Gish Gallop has learned. Both government heavyweights are both on record as wanting to "settle the score" on which boat is faster.

Area Man Stakes Gold Claim in Irrigation Ditch

Jimmie Brenton of Woodpecker Way said he's grown tired of not being able to exercise his "God-given liberty" to do what he wants with his land. He is also tired of people walking behind his house on the Nevada Irrigation District (NID) Cascade Canal trail.

Natural Gas Speculators Betting on Siberian Methane Burp

Natural gas commodity speculators are betting on a large methane release from the frozen Siberian tundra which will drive natural gas prices down to record levels.
Heather Donna Hue wearing the petition campaign T shirt

Petition To Rename Town “Nevada Fucking City” Approved

A petition to change Nevada City's name to "Nevada Fucking City" has garnered enough signatures from residents to put the question to voters in the next election.

California Appellate Court Rejects Fake News Chemtrail Defense

Jackson, CA resident David Johanson lost his appeal in Sacramento this past week.

SNOPES.COM Forced to Debunk Film ‘Groundhog Day’

The popular debunking website which describes itself as having all "latest rumors, urban legends, myths and misinformation gathered together in one nifty list," was forced this week to demonstrate that the 1990s film Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray was in fact FALSE.

Obama Adds Own Face to Mount Rushmore

Construction began this week on a project that will add the likeness of President Obama to the Mount Rushmore National Memorial. It is the first major construction on the iconic monument since 1941.

Study: Media Coverage of Mass Murders Is Fucking Depressing

A 4 year study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of major television broadcasts and newspaper outlets has found that continual coverage of mass shootings and murders is leads the population at large to feel very sad.
Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire

New Arrival Not Happy

Painting contractor Tommy Empire isn't happy even one little bit. Tommy and his wife Peggy recently bought a house near the Cedar Ridge "Y" on Lower Colfax.
Kool-Aid Man is in the Cuyahoga County Jail awaiting trial.

Kool-Aid Man Arrested For Property Damage

Kool-Aid man was arrested yesterday after bursting through three walls of houses on the West Side neighborhood of Tremont City, OH, where he did an estimated $60,000 in damages.
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