In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Area racist Ray Dean Edington claims people don't get his racist jokes and gestures.
In what many are calling both a stroke of genius and "straight talk" marketing, critics across the country and applauding electronics retail giant Best Buy for their frank new marketing campaign called "Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty 'Cause It's Gonna Fail."
Today, like many other days in Ms. Ramun's recent life, found our activist out in front of the New York Hotel on Broad Street with her trusty bull horn announcing to locals and frightened tourists that she was finally going to document what she is now calling "They Called Me A Dumbass".
A reporter for the Associated Press has come into possession of documentation indicating the extensive renovation work currently being carried out on the White House may include an unexpected alteration.
Trump Advisers today released official notice that space program NASA is losing all federal funding after the president was told by his second chief of staff, John Kelly in a "frustratingly stupid argument with a simple man" that the moon was not made of cheese like he was told as a young boy.
A Truckee man has sunk into a deep depression after realizing that his underarm deodorant failed to create the manliness he was looking for. 31-year-old Jerry Heard came to this discovery after his trust Old Spice "Swagger" Â didn't actually produce any actual swagger in his life.
When Donald Trump chose Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt to head the Environmental Protection Agency, those who follow the science of climate change closely were more than a little alarmed.