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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
According to Kayne West, now known a 'B', he was able to save his home by merely talking to the wildfire.

Kanye Convinces Fire To Avoid Kardashian Home

According to Kayne West, now known as 'B', he was able to save his home by merely talking to the wildfire.
Vice President Pence broke into an unscheduled spontaneous "robot dance" during a campaign stop in Green Bay, WI.

Pence Stuns Green Bay Rally With Impressive Robot Dance

Vice President Pence broke into a spontaneous and unscheduled "robot dance" during a campaign stop in Green Bay, WI.
During a telephone interview on Fox News' Fox and Friends, President Trump hinted that he might pardon Bill Cosby.

Trump Floats Bill Cosby Pardon

During what some are calling "Trump's rant" during his telephone interview on the popular morning Fox News talk show Fox and Friends, President Trump briefly mentioned that he was considering pardoning Bill Cosby.
Donner Party Family Buffet to Open in Truckee, CA

Donner Party Family Buffet to Open in Truckee, CA

Local entrepreneur Robert Mincy is looking to cash in on Truckee's booming economy by opening a family-style buffet on the Eastern shore of Donner Lake.
A loose coalition of Nebraska Angus cattle have formed am "AntiFarm" movement in hopes of challenging area Ranchers.

Cattle Form Controversial ‘AntiFarm Action’ To Protest Area Ranchers

Cattle in Nebraska have formed a coalition against being bred and slaughtered for food. They call themselves Antifarm and are backed by PETA and funded by the George Soros Foundation, which has recently received a mysterious $18 billion cash infusion.
Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Hugh Hefner who was the founder of Playboy enterprises and hosted the popular "California's Gold" for 18 seasons died after a battle with prostate cancer this according to his official death certificate. Hefner was 91.
From a secret Kenyan hideout or his favorite vacation spot in his home state of Hawaii, former President Obama deployed several Jade Helm squads to aid in hurricane relief.

Obama Deploys Jade Helm Unit for Texas Cleanup and Rescue Operations

Deep within a bunker miles below the surface of the Earth, former President Barack Hussein Obama has been closely monitoring the devastation and impact of Hurricane Harvey on the American Gulf Coast.
A Typical American Junk Drawer Filled with Typical American Crap.

Junk Drawer Won’t Open Despite Repeated & Forceful Attempts

Local resident and average guy Chip Day failed to open a "Junk Drawer" in his Morgan Ranch home despite repeated and forceful attempts to do so.
A prototype model of the Flat Earth Society's "Flat Earth Beach Ball."

Flat Earth Society Releases Flat Earth Beach Ball

The North Carolina chapter of the Flat Earth Society just released what it believes will be the blockbuster water toy of the summer: The Flat Earth Beach Ball.
President Trump made an attempt to model "good forest maintenance" by raking leaves on the White House lawn.

Donald Trump Models Wildfire Prevention by Raking White House Lawn

President Trump made an attempt to model "good forest maintenance" by raking leaves on the White House lawn.
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