As I was investigating this debauchery, it occurred to me, my poo is already smarter than a Democrat. Can you imagine how dim a Democratâ€™s poo is? Worse, can you imagine how obtuse a Democrat poo clone would be?
An area satire publication apologizes for publishing real news labeled as satire.
Area researcher Skyy Wolford announced to a largely disinterested crowd in front of the North San Juan Sierra Super Stop that the Mars Curiosity Rover never landed on Mars, and has been roving the grass lands outside the Truckee, CA airport.
Veteran television journalist Gwen Ifill, the longtime host of PBSâ€™ â€œWashington Weekâ€ and co-anchor of â€œPBS NewsHour,â€ has died. She was 61. A PBS spokesperson confirmed that Ifill passed away Monday after a months-long battle with cancer.
This year the Girl Scouts of America have expanded their social outreach to include some of the more pressing issues confronting Women across the world. To accomplish this, the 103 year old organization has announced a limited-time line of what they are calling "awareness cookies" which will augment the current cookie offerings which include Carmel deLites, formerly known as Samoas, Peanut Butter Patties and the family hoarding favorite, Thin Mints.
The controversial organization North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA), has given its endorsement to Ted Cruz. NAMBLA believes that it is OK and natural for men to "love" boys. They believe it to be the natural order of things and that it should be celebrated.
Jackson, CA resident David Johanson lost his appeal in Sacramento this past week.