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In a startling new study of its members, the National Rifle Association (NRA) has concluded that gun owners share a number of previously unreported traits, ranging from high levels of patriotism to increased sexual prowess.
It is that time of year when hundreds of migrant workers descend on Nevada County for the marijuana harvest, they are known to locals as "trimmigrants".  
Mattelâ„¢ Corporation announced this week that they were scrapping plans for a new "Seeking Arrangement Barbie" who uses her ravishing good looks and high sexual availability to attract the financial lavishments and amorous attentions of fiscally secure older men.
Saint Bailey Bernard of Holy Southern Shepherd Church released a statement regarding the controversial ‘Morning After’ dog biscuit

Saint Bernard Condemns ‘Morning After’ Dog Biscuit

Employing some of his most conservative rhetoric to date, Saint Bailey Bernard of Holy Southern Shepherd Church released a statement regarding the controversial ‘Morning After’ dog biscuit.

Local Parent to School: Whooping Cough and Measles “Good for the Herd”

The vaccines not only interfere with their natural immunity, they're being exposed to all kinds of things like mercury. And we know what that means. Autism.
Presidents Castro and Obama sharing a laugh inside a Cuban Missile silo.

Obama Tours Underground Cuban Missile Silo

In a surprise detour that even surprised his supporters, President Obama paid an unexpected visit to one of Cuba's 14 silos located outside Santa Clara late this afternoon, the Agencia de Noticias del Estado Cuba (Cuba State News Agency) is reporting.
No one in their right mind would ever fuck Roger Ailes.

Roger Ailes Denies Gretchen Carlson’s Allegations: No One Would Fuck Me

Over the weekend though, Ailes responded directly to Carlson's allegations, and his defense is being seen as quite unique among legal experts.

“Santorum Slips Out” Says Campaign Manager

Former United States Senator Rick Santorum, an anti-women's rights and anti-homosexual activist, has suspended his campaign for the presidency citing some slippery details that he'd "rather not get into."
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