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Avatar 2 Postponed as Writers Disagree About Which Disney Movie to Copy

Avatar, released 14 years after the original, received distinction by grossing over $2 billion in theaters in 2009 and is widely considered the visually-superior execution of the same old story.
A spokesperson for the French President denies giving Trump the wrong directions.

Macron “Accidentally” Gives Trump Wrong City for the “G6” Summit

A spokesperson for the French President denies giving Trump the wrong directions.
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump would be open to flying the Russian flag over the White House.

Trump to Honor Russia at White House

In a recent interview, President-elect Donald Trump discussed the possibility of hoisting the Russian flag over the White House as one of the first actions in January.
Phillip Q. Simpson says that he is unconvinced that Donald Trump is eligible to serve based on his birth status.

Man Files Freedom of Information Request for Donald Trump’s ‘Human Birth Certificate’

A man in California has filed a request under the Freedom of Information Act for Donald Trump's "human birth certificate," according to court records.

Mattel Scraps Plans for Seeking Arrangement Barbie

Mattelâ„¢ Corporation announced this week that they were scrapping plans for a new "Seeking Arrangement Barbie" who uses her ravishing good looks and high sexual availability to attract the financial lavishments and amorous attentions of fiscally secure older men.
Telsa and SpaceX super genius Elon Musk plans on relaunching the popular 1970s and 80s American drama comedy The Love Boat.

Elon Musk to Relaunch TV’s The Love Boat…in Space

Telsa and SpaceX super genius Elon Musk plans on relaunching the popular 1970s and 80s American drama comedy The Love Boat.
Nevada City's Better Butter Creamery will discontinue its popular butter-by-mail service.

Local Creamery Discontinuing Popular Butter-by-Mail Service

Despite a surprising demand, local Better Butter Creamery has decided to discontinue sending they're award-winning butter via the US Mail due to numerous complaints from delivery personnel.

97% Chance of Contracting Herpes at Burning Man

The Pershing County Sheriff in conjunction with other Lovelock, NV officials has published a 412 page report warning that almost 97% of Burning Man "degenerates" will contract Herpes at this year's festival.
The Toyota Motor Company signed an exclusive 10-year deal with the terrorist Group ISIS.

Toyota Signs 10-Year Sponsorship Deal with the Islamic State

The Toyota Motor Corporation reportedly struck a 10-year sponsorship deal with the Islamic State (ISIS,ISIL), aligning themselves alongside the world's leading global terrorist organization.
Danni Schlozmeyer of Grass Valley thinks she can save the historic Bridgeport covered bridge by getting it to accept Jesus Christ as its personal savior.

Area Woman Attempts To Save Old Bridge By Getting It to Accept Jesus Christ

Danni Schlozmeyer of Grass Valley thinks she can save the historic Bridgeport covered bridge by getting it to accept Jesus Christ as its personal savior.
Ted Nugent whole heartily agrees with President Trump’s executive order banning Muslims from entering the United States.

Ted Nugent Shouts Allahu Akbar! After Blowing Up Marshall Stack

Judging by his antics during last night's blistering performance at Eagle's Lake Bingo & Casino, County Fair rocker Ted Nugent wholeheartedly agrees with President Trump's executive order banning Muslims from entering the United States.
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