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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Hugh Hefner Dead at 91

Hugh Hefner who was the founder of Playboy enterprises and hosted the popular "California's Gold" for 18 seasons died after a battle with prostate cancer this according to his official death certificate. Hefner was 91.
From a secret Kenyan hideout or his favorite vacation spot in his home state of Hawaii, former President Obama deployed several Jade Helm squads to aid in hurricane relief.

Obama Deploys Jade Helm Unit for Texas Cleanup and Rescue Operations

Deep within a bunker miles below the surface of the Earth, former President Barack Hussein Obama has been closely monitoring the devastation and impact of Hurricane Harvey on the American Gulf Coast.
A Typical American Junk Drawer Filled with Typical American Crap.

Junk Drawer Won’t Open Despite Repeated & Forceful Attempts

Local resident and average guy Chip Day failed to open a "Junk Drawer" in his Morgan Ranch home despite repeated and forceful attempts to do so.
A prototype model of the Flat Earth Society's "Flat Earth Beach Ball."

Flat Earth Society Releases Flat Earth Beach Ball

The North Carolina chapter of the Flat Earth Society just released what it believes will be the blockbuster water toy of the summer: The Flat Earth Beach Ball.
President Trump made an attempt to model "good forest maintenance" by raking leaves on the White House lawn.

Donald Trump Models Wildfire Prevention by Raking White House Lawn

President Trump made an attempt to model "good forest maintenance" by raking leaves on the White House lawn.

Area Man Uses Tub Hair to Create Roommate Friendship Bracelets

Area Millennial Scott Foresight has grown tired of his sloppy and inconsiderate roommates, so he decided to take matters into his own hands. On Thursday, after removing his two roommates body hair from the shower drain, Mr. Foresight created "Friendship" bracelets for them.
Hillary Clinton seen here at a suburban Pittsburgh campaign stop criticizing Ayn Rand fans.

Ayn Rant: Hillary Clinton Calls Atlas Shrugged “a boyish fantasy”

At a recent speaking engagement in suburban Pittsburgh, former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton went off script to criticize Ayn Rand's 1957 Objectivist novel Atlas Shrugged as "a boyish fantasy not grounded in reality, but rather a comic book tale."
Vladamir Putin and Donald Trump in their famous meeting in 2006

Donald Trump ‘Open To The Idea’ Of U.S./Russia Corporate Merger

Alleged billionaire and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump told reporters this week that he'd be open to a corporate merger between Russia and the United States should he win the election in November.
24 amateur flat earth researchers and 3 crew members are presumed dead.

27 People Missing & Presumed Dead in Flat Earth Expedition

27 flat earth researchers and 3 crew members have been out of radio contact since late last week and are presumed to be dead.

Wife Divorces Man After He Compares Her to Sarah Palin

Brenda Nicklas of Grass Valley had it with her husband's non-stop and obsessive discussions about politics. Ted Nicklas, Brenda's husband, is a staunch Trump supporter with strident and conservative positions on many of today's news topics.
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