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Area Cloud Seeder Hoping for a Chemtrail Promotion

The former Navy Pilot and current cloud seeding captain of a Evergreen 747 based out of Beale Air Force base, has been eyeing the coveted Chemtrail Captain position ever since he joined Evergreen's gioengineering fleet back in 2006.

Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA

The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this January. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until 18th.
A Silicon Valley start-up CloudMed will deliver the controversial Morning After Abortion pill via drone.

Drones to Deliver Abortion “Morning After” Pills

A San Francisco Bay Area start-up is partnering with California Health and Human Services to deliver the controversial "Morning After Pill" via airborne drones.
Traveling meat salesman Paul Sieben got his ass handed to him in Grass Valley, CA.

Traveling Meat Salesman Harasses Grass Valley Neighborhood

Traveling meat salesman Paul Sieben got a negative earful on Wednesday when he unsuccessfully went door-to-door attempting to get the residents of Rhode Island Street to buy his meat products. Mr. Sieben, who works for the Consolidated Meat Distributors, LLC has been selling meat out of the back of his Ford Taurus for over 12 years and recently decided to try the Nevada County territory.

Area Botox Party Goes Horribly Wrong

What started out as a girl's night out Botox party ended badly when a first time General Practitioner failed to administer the doses correctly. Although no one was hurt, many of the participants do have some facial disfigurements that will probably last a few months, after which the toxin wears off.

Chemtrail Channeling Session Interrupted with Constant Farting

'ET' [Extraterrestrial] Channeler Darryl Anka was repeatedly interrupted by a series of loud farts from his channeled 'guest' Bashar at his recent appearance at the "Waking Universe-Open Mind" alternative wellness festival at the Red Lion Inn in Redding, California.
Texas Outlaws Vegan Gravy

Texas Outlaws Vegan Gravy

Texas is the first state in the union to ban vegan gravy.

Obama Orders Government to Make Buzzfeed-style Internet Lists

Obama has ordered the government to re-write all regulations, laws and placards into tidy 6-10 "steps" to make it easier for the American population to read good.

NRA: A New Revolution In Gun Control

The NRA held a massive press conference this morning to announce a side shift in their stance on firearms and gun control in America.
The clothes in this dryer, according to its owner, were "over dried."

Dryer Lint: Should You Be Worried?

Should you be worried about dryer lint? Well the answer is yes according to researchers at the Rundex Family Foundation located in Palo Alto, CA.
The remnants of Capo Pasta Buffet in Ontario, CA.

Michael Moore Terrorizes Buffet Owners

Mr. Moore, that he often terrorizes buffet restaurant owners. He will often call and whisper in to the phone, "I'm coming for you, there will be nothing left," before hanging up
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