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President Trump Calls Donald Trump Jr. ‘Fake News’

This morning, as temporary President Donald Trump was leaving the White House to go and pick up some beef jerky, coffee, doughnuts, hot dogs, ice cream, deep fried Oreos, and McDonald’s for himself for breakfast.

Area Woman Doesn’t Understand Why CPS is at Her House

Grass Valley, CA -- Nevada County Child Protective Services (CPS) has visited the home of Grass Valley resident Shelly Wagner for the third time this year. Ms. Wagner, who is a single mom, doesn't...
Dove products announced a new line of soap products to clean your butt hole.

Dove Releases Soap Dispenser Products For “Washing Your Asshole”

The United Kingdom-base Dove announced today a new line of soap dispenser products specifically designed to clean your butt hole. The new product, called Dove Real Clean, is targeted at the growing "anus grooming" market.
What was thought to be a dead body in a local home was really just lazy teenager Kevin Thomas.

Body Found in Bed Just a Lazy Teenager

Police were called to the 11000 block of Rhode Island Street this week after residents of the home discovered what they thought was a dead body in one of the beds.
Yankee Fan rejoice at Fenway park drill. Source Bernard Gagnon-ish

Yankee Fans Rejoice as Fenway Park Chosen for Terrorism Simulation

The drill which will run this weekend will be led by the Boston Police and will feature multiple explosions and gun rounds and other realistic sounds that Yankee fans say will frighten the "feeble minded Red Sox."

Amendment to California SB277 to Inject Patriotism into Anti-Vaxxers

Following what appears to be an implosion of the repeal California SB277 movement, two California State Senators plan on introducing legislation to add additional provisions to the controversial "personal belief exemption."

Military Says “No Measurable Outbreak” in Cedar Creek, CA

Officials are urging calm stating that there is no "significant outbreak" in Cedar Creek, CA.

Armored Taco Truck Opens Fire on Citizen Border Patrol Volunteers: 1 Dead

A shootout between a heavily armed group of citizen “border protectors” and an armored taco truck left one man dead and several others wounded, according to reports.
Alexander Rossi's winning vehicle.

Indy 500 Winner Alexander Rossi’s Car Powered by Hemp Oil

Following the stunning win of the Indianapolis 500, Alexander Rossi revealed the secret to his success: hemp oil. The 24 year old Nevada City, CA native said he's been using a hemp oil fuel mixture for over 2 years with great success.

General Store or Someone’s Home: Area Man Unsure

Recent Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire was not sure if the Iowa Hill, CA general store was actually a grocery store or somebody's kitchen.
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Dick Punch Dating Offers Innovative Service

Dick Punch Dating Service ("DP Dating"), offers women a solution. By simply wearing a small GPS locator on themselves, and a with push of a button, help is on the way.
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