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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
The Muppets seen here outside of Washington D.C. on their way to find Sesame Street.

Muppet Caravan Headed Towards Sesame Street

They're on a mission to set the record straight.
After several months of research, Apple Corporation has decided to replace Siri with Jeff Goldblum.

Apple To Replace Siri With Jeff Goldblum

According to engineering in Cupertino, CA company, they're abandoning the entire Siri framework and replacing it with a facsimile of Jeff Goldblum who famously led Apple's comeback marketing campaign in the late 1990s.
You're doing it wrong.

4 Signs You’re Doing It Wrong

  1) You're Wrong 2) Everyone Tells You You're Wrong 3) You have a feeling you're wrong 4) You just blew yourself up, dude When you blow yourself to smithereens and still...
Report: Trump's Secret "Bomb Them With Bacon" Campaign Fails to Stop ISIS

Report: Trump’s Secret “Bomb Them With Bacon” Campaign Fails to Stop ISIS

A secret executive order from president Trump which instructed the military to "bomb ISIS with bacon" has been deemed a colossal failure by central military command.

Recently Discovered 1994 Study Reveals 5G Causes Cancer

Palo Alto, CA -- Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has confirmed that Nevada City's local documentary producer, and sometimes politician, Saihra Ramun has produced heavily redacted Freedom...
Inspirational speaker, author and giant human Tony Robbins has declined a speaking engagement at the Veterans Hall in Grass Valley.

Tony Robbins: Nevada County Too Crazy For Me

Inspirational speaker, author and giant human Tony Robbins has declined a speaking engagement at the Veterans Hall in Grass Valley, CA claiming in a leaked email, "They're way to crazy for me," referring to the people of Nevada County.

Shocking Report: Sibling Blames the Other Sibling

Nevada City, CA -- Kevin Thomas has it all figured out. And he likes to explain his insights hourly to his entire family. He thinks his younger...
Pandemonium struck an annual Ukulele festival

Ukulele Festival Attack Kills 17, Injures 4, and Damages Don Ho Memorabilia

The annual Ukulele Festival put on by the American Ukulele Association (AUA), ended in tragedy on Sunday.  A masked gunman opened fire killing 17 festival attendees and wounding 35 others, including a cardboard cut-out of Don Ho.

The Shocking Video That You Won’t Believe

What happened to this group of teenagers was shocking, to say the least.
Jane Sampson has managed to get around her State's strict abortion waiting period by using an AR-15.

Florida Rape Victim Performs ‘Self-Abortion’ with AR-15

In Florida, while rape victims have to wait a full day to get an abortion, anyone can buy an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle with absolutely no waiting period whatsoever.
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