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Saint Bailey Bernard of Holy Southern Shepherd Church released a statement regarding the controversial ‘Morning After’ dog biscuit

Saint Bernard Condemns ‘Morning After’ Dog Biscuit

Employing some of his most conservative rhetoric to date, Saint Bailey Bernard of Holy Southern Shepherd Church released a statement regarding the controversial ‘Morning After’ dog biscuit.
Sasha Reed of Nevada City noticed that men try to speak with her while she's wearing headphones.

Woman Wearing Headphones Impatiently Waiting for Men to Hit on Her

Sasha Reed of Nevada City, CA has repeatedly experienced a shocking amount of neglect while doing everything from working out to driving around. Accordingly, she said, her self esteem has begun to suffer.
Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.

Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.
Wrightsboro hog farmer George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."

Hurricane Florence Found Dead on Southern Man’s Front Porch

Wrightsboro hog farmer George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."

Waterford Whispers News Mistaken For Nursing Home Newsletter

Residents awoke to copies of what they thought would be their normal nursing home newsletter, but instead they found Waterford Whispers News stories.
Alabama rapist George Weed Wambles

Alabama Rapist Can Finally Have The Family He Never Had

Alabama rapist George Weed Wambles thinks his State's new anti-abortion law gives him hope for finally having a family.

Area Resident Suspects Dell Tech Support’s Name is not “Wayne Dean”

Mary L. Retton of Rough 'N Ready recently purchased a Dell desktop computer at the Staples store in Grass Valley. The sales price was a bargain and the computer came with the latest version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

Hotel Chain to Create Patriotic Gitmo Vacation Resorts

In what is being hailed as an example of 21st Century corporate and government cooperation, Marriott International has announced late Thursday that it will develop "Defense-friendly" resorts next to United States Detention facilities in and around the developing world.
Protesters, lead by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.

Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing

Protests broke out late this week as a group of activists marched in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater after the establishment announced plans to show a special matinee of Mel Brooks 1974 comedy film Blazing Saddles.
Part of the Donald Trump debate prep is sniffing cocaine through 1000 dollar bills.

Trump Snorts Cocaine Through Thousand Dollar Bills

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has come under questioning on twitter for repeated, noticeable sniffing during the first presidential debate after his opponent Hillary Clinton reported that, prior to the presidential debate, Mr. Trump was snorting cocaine in the prep room through a hundred dollar bill.
Janet Williams of Cedar Ridge

Area Woman Thoughtfully Fondles Eggs

Gish Gallop caught up with Ms. Williams at the egg stand on her weekly shopping trip for groceries. She was thoughtfully fondling the eggs.
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