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Nestle to Harvest Water from California Prisoners

Nestle announced Wednesday that it plans on supplementing its water harvesting operations with the bodily fluids of the State's growing prisoner population.
Dirk Johansen seen here in front of his neighbor's home. His truck can be seen in the background.

Area Man Makes Wrong Turn

A Rio Linda man made a wrong turn over the weekend and his Chevrolet pickup ended up on his neighbors home, according to the Sacramento County Sheriff's Department.

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Local Lake

A local Norwegian family from the Cascade Shores housing development is in hot water for attempting to cremate a deceased relative on Scotts Flat Lake earlier today. The Barstad family recently suffer the loss of the family's patriarch, Norman Barstad, who had lived with the family at their Spanish Lane home.

Area Woman Uses Kombucha To Treat Schizophrenia

Fresh off her self-proclaimed successes in treating autism with coconut oil, Merrilee Longshoes of North San Juan, CA has announced a new treatment option for Schizophrenia: Kombucha. Kombucha is any of a variety of preparations of fermented, lightly effervescent sweetened black or green tea drinks that are commonly used as functional beverages for their unsubstantiated health benefits.

Area Woman to Sell Tin Foil Hats on Etsy.com

Like many others in Nevada County, Merrilee Longshoes is concerned about her family’s health, and how it is being negatively impacted by electromagnetic radiation. EMR is generated by all wireless devices, including cell phone towers, smart phones, microwave ovens, and PG&E’s smart meters.

Caltech Scientist: Facebook Doesn’t Exist

According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that Facebook doesn't exist the way we have come to understand it. Dr. Aldrich, who has written extensively on String Theory and alternative universes, maintains that what we see and perceive may not be real
United States Secretary of State John Kerry seen here with an unidentified leak on his face.

John Kerry Found to be Life-sized Stretch Armstrong Filled with Ketchup

After a shaving accident on Wednesday a mystery was revealed: Secretary of State John Kerry is a flexible action figure filled with ketchup.
A new Study finds that chemtrails might be good for your complexion.

New Study: Chemtrails Are Great For Your Complexion

At Sierra Community College in Grass Valley, CA, science student Sandra Willis has made an ironic discovery about the utility of chemtrails: they are great for you're complexion. Sandra Willis' discovery might sway naysayers into the pro-chemtrail camp.
President-elect Trump has enlisted the controversial Russian feminist punk rock group Pussy Riot to play at his inauguration.

Trump Books Pussy Riot for Inauguration

In a surprise last-minute addition to the entertainment schedule, the outspoken and controversial Russian rock band Pussy Riot has been invited to play during Donald Trump's inauguration.
concrete temple with tree root on top

8 Destination Every Weed Lover Want to Visit Once

Deciding a place to visit can be a daunting task, especially if it’s your first time.
Donald Trump has announced via Twitter that rocker Ted Nugent has been nominated for the yet-formed Department of the NRA.

Trump Names Ted Nugent as Acting Secretary of the NRA

In a surprise late-night announcement, President Donald Trump announced via Twitter that he has asked veteran conservative rocker Ted Nugent to head the Department of the NRA.
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