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A photo leaked by a Trump Golf Club employee depicting the President practicing for a Charlottesville rally with mock KKK members.

Leaked Photo: Trump Practices for Upcoming Rally in Charlottesville

The Trump administration finally announced that the President would attend an event in the riot-stricken town of Charlottesville, Virginia later this week.

Gish Gallop Review: Travelin’ Man by Ricky Nelson

I was originally going to review the latest Die Antwoord album Donker Mag, which I am extremely fond of, but I decided not to as I'm not that cynical at the moment. Instead I wanted...

Satire Publication Apologizes for Accidentally Reporting Real News

An area satire publication apologizes for publishing real news labeled as satire.
According to alternative health guru Dr. Joseph Mercola, singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease.

Joni Mitchell Cured of Morgellons, Claims Dr. Joseph Mercola

According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website

Mike Murphy Confirmed as the Second Coming of Jesus Christ?

Although that sounds positively harrowing for the man once deemed to be the savior of the chemtrails movement, there is a silver lining. Mike Murphy is, by some accounts, the reincarnation of Jesus Christ.

Area Man Uses Tub Hair to Create Roommate Friendship Bracelets

Area Millennial Scott Foresight has grown tired of his sloppy and inconsiderate roommates, so he decided to take matters into his own hands. On Thursday, after removing his two roommates body hair from the shower drain, Mr. Foresight created "Friendship" bracelets for them.
A photo taken after the Queen's performance for the Energy Advisors team.

Queen Stuns Private Buckingham Palace Audience With 16 Minute Sitar Jam

According to reports from inside Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II of England surprised a private gathering today when she played 3 songs on the sitar.
The State of California is going to require the unvaccinated to wear yellow armbands.

State Mandate: Unvaccinated Children Required To Wear Armbands

The California State Department of Health and Human Services is piloting a new and some would say controversial program to require unvaccinated children to wear a special yellow armbands.
Prince has died at the age of 57.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Prince Dead at 57

The artist known as Prince, then as nothing, then as Prince again who pioneered “the Minneapolis sound” and took on the music industry in his fight for creative freedom, died Thursday at age 57.

“I Have Several Black Friends” Says Woman Who Doesn’t See Color

A Lynchburg woman likes to think of herself as "above it all."
The iconic American children's television program Blue's Clues has won a huge lawsuit.

Blue’s Clues Wins Bluetooth Trademark Infringement Lawsuit

The popular American children's program Blue's Clues has won a landmark trademark infringement lawsuit against the manufactures of wireless Bluetooth devices.