Donald J. Trump will be opening a law school under his Trump University banner, and no Muslims or Mexicans will be admitted, according to leaked documents.
Area author Roy Riffle is worried that he will not be able to grow a beard long enough to satisfy the requirements of the inevitable arrival of Sharia Law.
Retired grandmother Mildred Fischer of Toledo, OH decided to serve what she called "heritage" cookies to her church friends following the service at Westerbridge Presbyterian Church this past Sunday.
According to CBS and show officials, the upcoming Star Trek series will be host to some exciting technological breakthroughs, including one in particular that long-time fans of the franchise have been clamoring for.
According to reports from insideÂ Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II of England surprised a private gathering today when she played 3 songs on the sitar.
NASCAR is officially announcing plans to move forward with the Gaytona USA National Racing Association -or Gay NRA for short.Â The move was finalized after Gordon released in a private press conference that NASCAR was making moves to celebrate the gay community by giving them their own racing circuit.
Gish Gallop has learned that the Placer County government in response to President Trump's recent executive action banning Muslims from entering the United States as deployed the controversial Quick-Reg Muslim Registry System.
A man walked onto Colorado campus this morning and began what survivors are calling, "stabbing spree!" The alleged perpetrator is said to not have been a student at the college, and his motives for this vicious attack are unclear at this time.
The world's most famous animal comedian Triumph the Insult Dog was attacked with a can of green spray paint by Green Party Presidential Candidate Jill Stein while she attempted to spray-paint a bulldozer.
Congressional Republican Tom McClintock (R-CA) introduced a bill today to limit registered Democrats access to firearms. Mr. McClintock, who represents California's conservative 4th district, said part of the motivation for unprecedented Peace and Tranquility Act of 2017 was some "liberal rebel-rousing" at a recent town hall meeting he held in Roseville, CA.
Moments after being shut down for violating Facebook's community standards, the 92-year-old publication Gish Gallop purchased the troubled page and is planning on re-launching it as a orgonite and pro-beef industry re-education page.