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ISIS Terrorists seen here in their hidden cave located in a remote part of Nevada County.

ISIS Training Camp Busted Up At Nevada County State Park

Local authorities and Federal law enforcement have broken up an elaborate ISIS terrorist operation in the Sierra Foothills state park Malakoff Diggins.
According to a report by the International labor rights activist group Workers United, conditions inside several of China's puffed rice factories are appalling.

Labor Activists: Stop Chinese Puffed Rice Production

International labor rights advocates are calling for extensive changes on puffed rice production after an inside investigation by PBS's Frontline reveals appalling and perhaps illegal working conditions inside one of China's largest puffed rice factories.
Mary Shilling vs. The Grass Valley Roundabout

Woman Proactively Honks Horn in Roundabout

An area woman admitted on Thursday that she honks her horn as she travels around Grass Valley's Roundabout in her 1999 forest green Cherokee Sport to warn other drivers not to enter in front of her.
According to girlfriend Denise Dabberol, Keith Barlow hasn't been himself recently.

Chronic Masturbator Makes the Wrong Kind of Jerk Chicken

According to girlfriend Denise Dabberol, Keith Barlow hasn't been himself recently.
The United States government has built the largest and first nuclear powered sexual aid to combat terrorism.

United States Government Builds Largest Sexual Aid

In a joint partnership between Huntington Ingalls, General Dynamics and the popular adult products store Adam & Eve, the United State Government has built the world's largest sex toy.

Alice Cooper Rejoins Mormon Church

Alice Cooper, after decades of hard rocking, drinking, drugging and hard living, made a startling announcement today as he left a local Mormon church after the service concluded.
A North Korean file photo of The Dear Leaders taken last year performing the national anthem.

North Korean High School Band Disciplined for Playing Cream’s “Badge”

The North Korean news service is reporting this week that a group of Pyongyang High School students are currently be disciplined for spontaneously breaking into an unapproved version of the British Band Cream's iconic 1969 psychedelic hit "Badge."
Vice President-elect Mike Pence claims that a 1983 conversion therapy saved him.

Mike Pence Brings “Don’t Ask, Don’t tell” Policy to the White House

In a bold ad flashy move, Vice President Mike Pence has made his first proclamation since taking office and proclaimed that the executive branch of government now falls under the military policy of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

Armored Taco Truck Opens Fire on Citizen Border Patrol Volunteers: 1 Dead

A shootout between a heavily armed group of citizen “border protectors” and an armored taco truck left one man dead and several others wounded, according to reports.
Wile E. Coyote seconds before his untimely and ironic death.

Wile E. Coyote Murdered After Making Cancer Treatment Discovery

Wile E. Coyote, former roadrunner chaser turned scientist, was found dead outside of his cancer research lab yesterday. He had been crushed to death by a falling anvil.

State of Jefferson Supporter Traveling to Mars with Cow Anuses

A State of Jefferson supporter commented on Facebook earlier this week that s/he plans on traveling to Mars in a bathtub built with rocket engines made of cow anuses.
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