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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un seen here celebrating his successful hacking of the Coca-Cola formula.

North Korean Hackers Steal Coca-Cola Recipe

In an early morning tweet, the DPRK News Service announced that leader Kim Jong-un had his first drink of that they're calling the "imperialist liquor" made on Korean soil.

97% Chance of Contracting Herpes at Burning Man

The Pershing County Sheriff in conjunction with other Lovelock, NV officials has published a 412 page report warning that almost 97% of Burning Man "degenerates" will contract Herpes at this year's festival.

Inter-dimensional Vortex Briefly Appears Above Sacramento

Residents of California's State Capital were both terrified and dumbstruck this AM when what appeared to be a replica of Earth appeared in the sky.

Local Newspaper Outsourcing Operations to Barstow, CA

Penn Valley, CA -- The 92-year-old Nevada County Gish Gallop announced late Sunday night that it plans on outsourcing printing operations to Barstow, CA in a cost-cutting...
President Trump floated the idea of building a wall around the US Colony Puerto Rico this week.

Trump Proposes Wall Around Puerto Rico

President Trump spoke today from the White House, offering up a new plan to ease the minds of worried Americans. In an impromptu press conference in the White House's Rose Garden, he says intends to build a wall around Puerto Rico.

Area Bigfoot Enthusiast Found Murdered

Seattle, Washington- Local fisherman, family-man and Bigfoot enthusiast George Hunterson was found dead in the Cascade Range of Washington state near I-90. His body was discovered by...
The Syrian band ISIS Fighters will perform in Sacramento this coming weekend.

ISIS Fighters to Perform in Branson, Missouri

The Syrian band ISIS Fighters will perform at the Silver Dollar City amusement park this coming weekend.
Anonymous Hackers Playing Robin Hood of the Modern Age

Anonymous Hackers Destroy Bitcoin

Anonymous hackers hacked into multiple databases related to the mining of BTC, individual user’s BTC “wallets”, and other various networks working with BTC exchange as a whole. 
The One Billion Strong With Trump Facebook group is virtually empty.

“One Billion Strong With Trump” Facebook Group Struggles With Only 13,000 Members

The One Billion Strong With Donald Trump Facebook Group currently has 13,000 members and is no where near the promised 1 billion in its title.
Margaret Vanda, staff scientist at MIT

MIT Scientists Successfully Clone Angus Young

Speaking at a press conference this afternoon at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), a team of world-renowned scientists led by AC/DC aficionado Fil “SoloDallas” Olivieri, announced they have successfully cloned rock guitar legend Angus Young.
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