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Gish Gallop Recipe: Placenta ala King

Here's a recipe my grandmother used to talk about all the time. She raised eight children during the Great Depression and never wasted a single morsel of food.

Gish Gallop Review: Trout Mask Replica by Captain Beefheart

That's not to say the album isn't an interesting nor an important achievement. There was no album like it, nor was there any albums that come after it that even remotely like it.
"BIG Boy” PD97-3034 Chemtrail Drone. Source: US Military.

Government Proposes Drones for Chemtrail Operations

In a surprise executive order, the Trump Administration announced plans to license and deploy aerial drones to conduct Chemtrail spraying operations.

Worst Place in the World Forecast

Today: Cité-Soleil, Port au Prince Haiti -- In the outskirts of Port au Prince, Haiti is Cité-Soleil (“Sun City”), a foul slum ruled by gangs and sitting in a pool of its own squalor. On a good day.

Fiber Internet Promises Faster Crap/More Services

Americans will now be able to experience crap at break-neck speeds.
A new Nevada City ordinance is requiring the police to use aromatherapy for prisoners in local jails.

Nevada City To Test Aromatherapy On Hardened Criminals

The quaint gold rush town of Nevada City, CA will be the first in the nation to experiment with aromatherapy on hardened criminals.
Penn Valley man Roger Bast says he's now gay after viewing several Russian-created homosexual memes on Facebook.

Study: Gay Facebook Memes Causing Record Number of Men to “Switch Hit”

An unusually high number of highly suggestive gay memes have invaded Facebook, causing an abnormally large percentage of heterosexual men to "switch hit," a recent study is reporting.

John Bolton to Appear on Dancing with the Stars

The former National Security Advisor is "quite the dancer" according to close friends.

Local Arcade Park Aims to Instill Valuable Gambling Skills in Youngsters

A local Family Play park is working hard to insure that children have the proper skills to compete in the ever-expanding and competitive gambling marketplace.
The American Nazi Party of Illinois

Illinois Nazi Party Concerned They ‘Backed A Total Loser’

The American Nazi Party of Illinois at the time of publication is still endorsing Republican Donald J. Trump for president, however the chapter's president told reporters during his group's monthly conference call that they're "extremely concerned" about recent polls, and they are afraid they might have "backed a total loser."
President Obama seen here in a White House corridor dressed as his wife.

President Obama to Celebrate Halloween as Michelle

The president of the free world will celebrate Halloween this year by dressing up as his wife, First Lady Michelle Obama. The move, which surprised both his critics and supporters, was a last-minute decision and the White House wanted to make it clear that the President was not trying to make some kind of "political statement."
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