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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Clem O'Connor wants Taco Bells in Tennessee shut down.

Tennessee Shutters Taco Bells For “Being Too Mexican”

A Tennessee Republican is asking that all Taco Bells be shut down for being too Mexican. Clem O'Connor of Hazard, TN says he's "not racist at all" but that he "just know[s] that you can't have a huge welfare state and let any Tom, Dick or Jose in the country."
Senator Bernie Sanders will portray MIT Professor Noam Chomsky in an upcoming biopic.

Bernie Sanders to Play Noam Chomsky in Upcoming Biopic

According to sources close to Bernie Sanders, the Senator of Vermont has agreed to portray MIT Linguist and Social Scientist Noam Chomsky in an upcoming biopic.

Breaking: Elon Musk Vows to Create Decepticon Army

Somewhere beneath Palo Alto, CA – Hidden away, deep beneath the Palo Alto countryside, from inside his secret state-of-the-art nuclear bunker, Elon Musk today announced to a...
Frustrated starving students will have nothing to eat if the GOP tax plan goes through.

Bernie Sanders: GOP Ramen Tariffs Hits Nation’s College Students Hardest

The modification lets Congress decide the Import Duty Rates on goods imported to the United States, but it will allow Congress to re-evaluate the value of  imported goods.
Penn Valley, CA resident Dustin Jayce Dickens is recovering at home after having his scrotum accidentally severed.

Area Laser Hair Removal Accidentally Severs Man’s Scrotum

Penn Valley, CA resident Dustin Jayce Dickens was rushed to the emergency room Friday afternoon after a technician at The New You Laser Treatments salon in Auburn, CA used the wrong setting on the hair removal device.
Ted Kaczynski featured prominently in the recent issue of Tiny Homes magazine.

Unabomber Ted Kaczynski Declared “Father of the Tiny House Movement” by Tiny Homes Magazine

Tiny Homes magazine, the self-proclaimed leading publication on small living, has declared Unabomber Ted Kaczynski the "patron saint" and founder of the tiny house movement in its most recent issue.
President Trump in an early morning tweet promised amnesty for all illegal immigrants escaping the fury of Hurricans Harvey.

Trump Promises Amnesty For Evacuating Illegals

In wake of the largest storm to hit Texas in over a decade, President Trump signed announced via Twitter today that he plans on signing an executive order granting amnesty to all evacuating illegal immigrants.
The source of Lake Wildwood's E. coli troubles have been traced to Chipolte.

Chipotle Caught Dumping E. Coli Infected Beef Into Lake Wildwood

A late night patrol by a Lake Wildwood security vehicle caught employees of restaurant chain Chipotle Mexican Grill dumping approximately 200 lbs of ground beef near the spillway of the lake.
A still from the upcoming Warner Brothers Lego version of the Passion of the Christ.

Passion of the Christ to be Made into a Lego Movie

Warner Brothers Entertainment announced that it plans on making a Lego version of the Passion of Jesus which will premiere in December 2017 shortly before Christmas.
A recently discovered photograph seems to show aviation innovator Lyman Gilmore flying over Grass Valley, CA in 1902.

New Photographic Evidence Suggests Wright Brothers Not First to Flight

For over a hundred years, many Grass Valley locals have maintained that the Wright Brothers famous 1903 flight at Kittyhawk, North Carolina was the second time in humans flew in an airplane.
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