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Mormon Missionary Investigated For Belgium Terror Attack

The United Press International (UPI) announced that the European crime unit INTERPOL has confirmed that there is an open investigation of Mormon missionary, Mason Wells and his involvement in the Boston, Paris, and Brussels bombings.

Trump Rally Attendees Test Positive For Dunning-Kruger Disease

A rapidly spreading disease is impacting Trump rallies across the country.

Local Company to Produce Realistic Bumper Stickers

The former own of a local printing business and the father of two very average children has decided to head back into shop and create bumper stickers that most Americans can relate to: your children are average and occasional failures.
DoD to add fluoride to current chemtrail efforts in Nevada County.

Department of Defense Experimenting with Fluoride Chemtrails

The DoD is expanding its current PZ-11X1 and PS-09B3 chemtrail distribution programs by adding aerosolized fluoride into its disbursement systems.
The Hormel Food Company has released a controversial version of SPAM targeted at Millennials.

Hormel Releases Controversial Wagyu Beef SPAM

The Hormel Food Company has released a controversial version of SPAM targeted at Millennials.
Donald Trump Jumps the Shark

Donald Trump To Jump Shark

In a last ditch effort to revive his public image amid flagging poll numbers, disastrous performances in all three Presidential Debates, alienation from top Republicans and GOP voters and numerous lawsuits and scandals, Donald Trump has announced plans to jump across a 400-gallon tank containing an adult great white shark.

County Historian: Quaint Victorian Actually a Whorehouse

When the Foster family was relocating to Nevada City from Fremont, CA, they wanted to make sure that they purchased a house with character. Jim and Daphne Foster and their three children wanted a house with history. And according to local historian Dan Braggart, they "got just that: a whorehouse."
Willie Nelson was found alive in his tour bus seen here outside a Holiday Inn Express in Eugene, Oregon.

Willie Nelson Found Alive In Tour Bus

Famous "outlaw" American Country musician, singer and songwriter Willie Nelson was found alive and well in his tour bus parked at a Holiday Inn Express on Franklin Blvd in downtown Eugene, Oregon.

Teenager Breaks New Cell Phone After 3 Days

3 days after receiving his new Samsung Galaxy mobile phone, complete with an Otterbox case, 15 year old Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley, CA somehow managed to crush the touchscreen into oblivion.

Old St. Louis Rams Stadium to be Site of New Ferguson Jail

After listening to outspoken critics who maintain that new, publicly funded stadiums are a bad deal for tax payers, the City of St. Louis and Rams team owner Stan Kroenke have made steps to offset the ballooning costs by converting the old and perfectly functional Edwards Jones Dome into a modern prison facility.
North Korea has made the usual step of purchasing a basketball player.

Kim Jong-un Purchases Michael Jordan

North Korea has made the usual step of purchasing a basketball player.
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