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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary
In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
The Dodgers have told President Trump to "take a hike."
An attempt to seem relevant and hip ended badly for Senator Ted Cruz.
An attempt to seem relevant and hip ended badly for Senator Ted Cruz.
State of Jefferson supporters seen in a file photo from 1941 searching for Chemtrail chemicals

Chemtrail Debate Reveals Deep Divide in the State of Jefferson Movement

A debate has opened up between State of Jefferson supporters in Southern Oregon and their Californian cohorts over the Chemtrail controversy.

Alice Cooper Rejoins Mormon Church

Alice Cooper, after decades of hard rocking, drinking, drugging and hard living, made a startling announcement today as he left a local Mormon church after the service concluded.
Area guinea pig Chewy-Dewey has obtained a higher level of consciousness after being overfed timothy hay.

Area Guinea Pig Obtains Higher Consciousness in Pile of Timothy Hay

An area guinea pig has found peace and self actualization after his 11-year old owner Stephanie Jameson accidentally have the creature a double amount of timothy hay earlier this week.

Banner Mountain Residents Terrorized by Roaming “Deer Gardener”

Homeowners in the affluent Nevada City, CA neighborhood of Banner Mountain are discovering that a supposed door-to-door gardener is not a gardener, but rather a California mule deer. Many have been fooled and countless gardens and vegetation have been destroyed.
President Obama is calling for calm and tougher coffee machine laws, proposing a new EPA program.

President Obama Calls For Thoughts and Prayers Following Mass Coffee Attack

Following a viscous coffee machine attack in Texas, President Obama is calling for calm and tougher coffee machine laws via a new EPA program.
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