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The Grass Valley Police Department is waging battling the war on Christmas by decking their patrol cars with antlers.

Local Police Fighting Back Against the War on Christmas with Antlers

The Grass Valley, CA police department has opened a new battle line in the war on Christmas this year. Attempting to both soften the image of police and send a message to liberal elites around the country, the small former gold rush town's law enforcement announced today that they will install mule deer antlers and Christmas wreaths on all patrol vehicles.
A leaked memo suggests that the NFL has plans to convert the 100 year old organization to the metric system.

NFL Considering Switch to Metric System

A leaked memo suggests that the NFL has plans to convert the 100 year old organization to the metric system.
It's safe to be a Nazi again now that Trump is President.

Springtime for Trump and Facebook: It’s Good to be a Nazi Again

A local Nevada County Troll’s for Trump group was taken by surprise by an invasion of a supposed foreign 'refugee' Troll from neighboring Facebook groups yesterday afternoon.
Dilbert requested a restraining order against his creator Scott Adams.

Dilbert Seeks Restraining Order Against Creator Scott Adams

In a highly unusual move for a fictitious character, Dilbert requested a restraining order against his creator Scott Adams.
Jim Dean of Los Angeles, CA.

Obliviously Creepy Man Likes 7 Years Worth of Woman’s Photos

Los Angeles-based artist and unaware creeper Jim Dean unknowingly made himself the subject of yet another uncomfortable discussion recently after methodically "Liking" dozens of photographs belonging to a new Facebook friend.
APART eye flag

Patriot Militia Group “Preparing for War” If Clinton Wins Presidency

Remus and his APART cohorts made headlines earlier this year when the group conducted a pre-dawn raid on a suspected terrorist training camp located in a remote section of Charlotte County, VA.
Cthulhu, the gigantic, wholly evil entity worshiped by cultists who conducts human sacrifices, will be Trump's pick for Secretary of State.

Trump Chooses Cthulhu For Secretary of State

President-elect Donald Trump has announced that Cthulhu, the gigantic, wholly evil entity worshiped by cultists who conducts human sacrifices, will be his pick for Secretary of State.
A shocking leak from a Clinton Foundation insider reveals that a popular GoFundme campaign to build Trump's wall, might be fake.

Leaker: GoFundMe Wall Campaign Secretly Run by Clinton Foundation

A shocking leak from a Clinton Foundation insider reveals that a popular GoFundme campaign to build Trump's wall, might be fake.
Founder and CEO of Amazon.com Jeff Bezos announced plans to purchase the popular porn site Pornhub.com.

Amazon Makes Bid To Buy Pornhub.com

In a surprise move that caught investors completely off guard, Amazon announced a $3.4 billion dollar bid to buy online adult content provider Pornhub.com.
A local female Pomeranian named Dazzler recently converted to Islam.

Sacramento Dog Converts To Islam

The Schultz family knew something was not right when Dazzler began to spell out "the problem is with the infidels" with her kibble and would randomly bite family members ankles for no reason. Well, there was a reason.
Is Vice President Pence a closet Iron Maiden fan?

Mike Pence a Closet Iron Maiden Fan, Claims College Boyfriend

New revelations from an old "friend" of Vice President Mike Pence claim that the now ultra-conservative, evangelical Christian was a closet fan of the 1980s heavy metal band Iron Maiden.
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