astor Preston had been dead--effectively brain-dead--for over fifteen minutes by the time he arrived at the hospital. Now he's an atheist.
A local pastor had a bit of a scare recently when he dropped dead of a heart attack. First responders were unable to revive him at the scene, and a defibrillator had zero impact as he was completely dead.
Christian Heavy Metal artists Stryper announced they will be folding into Satanic themes into their music and shows going forward.
Popular 1980s Christian Heavy Metal band Stryper announced over the weekend that they are mounting a comeback tour with a what some are calling an ironic twist: a satanic theme.
Government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Suggested Ranch Serving proposed by a new Board of Supervisor's ordinance

County Supervisors Declare Ranch Dressing Official Condiment

The Nevada County Board of Supervisors unanimously voted on Monday to make Ranch Dressing the official condiment of Nevada County.
According to a report by the International labor rights activist group Workers United, conditions inside several of China's puffed rice factories are appalling.

Labor Activists: Stop Chinese Puffed Rice Production

International labor rights advocates are calling for extensive changes on puffed rice production after an inside investigation by PBS's Frontline reveals appalling and perhaps illegal working conditions inside one of China's largest puffed rice factories.

Man with Tourette Syndrome Speaks Inappropriately

Street fair patrons were a bit uncomfortable when an out of town male stricken with Tourette Syndrome began speaking inappropriately at recent night street fair.

Seal Talk

What did the seal say?

Stoners “Munchery” To Open in Grass Valley

The nation's first restaurant dedicated to the burgeoning "impulse munchie" market is opening in the Sierra Nevada Foothills town of Grass Valley, CA. The new chain called Stoners™ which is new subsidiary of Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc., is  and hopes to serve what the company believes is a radically under-served and growing market currently dominated by the fast food chain Taco Bell.