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Two SnapChat pictures from what is being dubbed as the epic Swann "smoke-out"

High School Students Vote to Legalize Weed

A students coalition from the Nevada Union School District have passed straw vote to legalize weed in all schools, school functions and at the local Taco Bell.
Prince has died at the age of 57.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Prince Dead at 57

The artist known as Prince, then as nothing, then as Prince again who pioneered “the Minneapolis sound” and took on the music industry in his fight for creative freedom, died Thursday at age 57.
Skip Welsley of Fox news

Exclusive! Leaked Job Offer Letter For New Fox News Female Employees

New York, NY -- At most companies, when someone is hired, they are given an offer letter that discloses the terms and conditions of their employment. Things...
Mary Shilling vs. The Grass Valley Roundabout

Area Senior Citizen Circles Roundabout For 5 Minutes

An area woman admitted that she spent five minutes driving around Grass Valley’s Roundabout in her 2008 Buick LaSabre after not being able to exit properly.
Aspiring author Roy Riffle of Nevada City.

Literate Area Author Inserts Facebook Typos Just to “Fit In”

A burgeoning Nevada City author admitted today to a small group of his friends that he often inserts typos and other usage errors into online Facebook comments just to "fit in." Area writer and part-time poet Roy Riffle made the admission to his small author's group while they were enjoying street tacos at Nevada City's popular Mi Pueblo Taqueria on Union Street.
Don Vada of North Bloomfield

Area Dickhead Says Guys Who Yell ‘Fake News’ on Facebook are Probably Fags

Local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca really hates people who state the obvious. Recently, while attempting to order a Starbucks drink at a local, privately-owned coffee shop, Mr. Vaca announced loudly to the crowded cafe that anyone who points out 'fake news' is probably a 'fag.'
Protesters, lead by Nevada City's Sairhra Ramun, held a demonstration out in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater.

Protests Break Out Over Proposed Blazing Saddles Showing

Protests broke out late this week as a group of activists marched in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater after the establishment announced plans to show a special matinee of Mel Brooks 1974 comedy film Blazing Saddles.
Presidents Castro and Obama sharing a laugh inside a Cuban Missile silo.

Obama Tours Underground Cuban Missile Silo

In a surprise detour that even surprised his supporters, President Obama paid an unexpected visit to one of Cuba's 14 silos located outside Santa Clara late this afternoon, the Agencia de Noticias del Estado Cuba (Cuba State News Agency) is reporting.
Oakland, CA's crack police drug dog is in jail tonight.

Police Drug Dog Busted For Selling Narcotics

Police forces have deployed drug sniffing dogs for years now. They have become a valuable asset in the war on drugs. It came as a shock when Buzz, Oakland Police Department drug sniffing dog, was caught selling catnip to neighborhood cats.
A 2-year study by the Rundex Family Foundation found that truck drivers should take caution when listening to Coast to Coast AM.

Study: Coast 2 Coast AM Listeners Fall Asleep In The First Hour

The popular late-night paranormal/conspiracy radio show Coast To Coast A.M (C2CAM) has been the subject of an FCC-sponsored study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation.
Heavy Metal rock innovator and bad-ass John Gallagher is running for President.

Take Control: Rocker John Gallagher Announces Run for President

Gish Gallop has learned that John Gallagher, the lead singer and bass player for the heavy metal band Raven announced that he is seeking an independent run for President of the United States.
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