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Last Saturday satirist Harry Kellop was shot dead in a friends doorway in Ullapool by what is believed to be a professional hit.

Satirist Tragically Mistaken for Whistle Blower

Last Saturday satirist Harry Kellop was shot dead in a friends doorway in Ullapool by what is believed to be a professional hit.
Sex offenders Roger Ailes and Bill Cosby plan on campaigning with Donald Trump to provide moral support.

Roger Ailes/Bill Cosby To Join Donald Trump for Moral Support

Former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes and former decent human being Bill Cosby will accompany the alleged billionaire at all of campaign rallies until Election Day.
Bass Pro Shops Are going to offer "how to identify Islam" workshops.

Bass Pro Shops To Offer Free Islam Identification Workshops

Bass Pro Shops in a cooperative effort with the Friends of the NRA is offering a four part workshop to properly identify those of the Islam faith.
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders arguing on chamber floor for his "Enchirito Restoration Act of 2017"

Bernie Sanders Proposes “Enchirito Restoration Act of 2020”

In what some are calling some of the Vermont Senator's greatest achievements, Bernie Sanders took to the chamber floors yesterday afternoon to introduce what he's calling the Enchirito Restoration Act of 2017 which seeks to force fast food giant to re-introduce the enchilada-like item on its menu.
You're doing it wrong.

4 Signs You’re Doing It Wrong

  1) You're Wrong 2) Everyone Tells You You're Wrong 3) You have a feeling you're wrong 4) You just blew yourself up, dude When you blow yourself to smithereens and still...
Vice President-elect Mike Pence claims that a 1983 conversion therapy saved him.

Mike Pence Brings “Don’t Ask, Don’t tell” Policy to the White House

In a bold ad flashy move, Vice President Mike Pence has made his first proclamation since taking office and proclaimed that the executive branch of government now falls under the military policy of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
Wrightsboro hog farmer George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."

Hurricane Dorian Found Dead on Florida Man’s Front Porch

Jacksonville gator "farmer" George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."
New LGBTQ NFL Team Sparks Controversy Among Fans

NFL Adding All LGBTQ Team Next Season

Rumors have been circulating around the offices of the NFL that Oakland, CA will be picking up an all-inclusive LGBTQ team for next season.  The rumors are currently still unconfirmed, but sources say that this decision is coming from the top.
Ronald Reagan ranks 3rd in most "Reaganesque" Presidents.

Study: Reagan Less Reaganesque Than Trump

A 6 month study sponsored by alt-right think tank Freedom Now! and conducted by the Palo alto-based research firm the Rundex Family Foundation has found that Ronald Reagan ranks 3rd in "Reaganesque" behind Donald Trump and controversially, Bill Clinton.
Children need to become familiar and comfortable working in a 24-hour warehouse environment.

Amazon Announces Voucher-based K-12 School to be Integrated Into Warehouse Operations

In a move to appease the Trump administration's voucher education system, Jeff Bezos announced a plan to integrate K-12 schooling into warehouse operations.

Teenagers Giggle at Canadian City “Regina”

Several young adults out in front of the downtown Grass Valley Safeway had a great time giggling at the name of the Canadian city Regina. It is unclear at the time of this writing how the topic of Regina came up, but sources close to the incident suggest that the group of 3 teenage boys were attempting to rap and rhyme with female anatomy parts.
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