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Truckee Couple Freezes To Death Awaiting Star Wars Opening

A Truckee, California couple sadly passed away late last night as they sat waiting in the sub-freezing temperatures for the premiere of Star Wars. Bill and Melynda Gates [no relation to Microsoft mogul Bill Gates] decided earlier this week to camp out at the NorthStar Resort Village Cinemas in order to be first in line to see this holiday season's movie blockbuster.
California Senate Bill 4320.1 will ban all "single-use" toothpicks after 2022.

California to Ban Sandwich Toothpicks

California Senate Bill 4320.1 will ban all "single-use" toothpicks after 2022.
According to CalTech astrophysicist Dr. Tral Aldrich, there is a distinct possibility that President Donald Trump lives in alternate dimensions.

CalTech Physicist Has Determined Trump Exists In Alternate Dimensions

Dr. Aldrich, who has written extensively on String Theory and alternative universes, maintains that what we see and perceive on a daily basis may not be real, however in the case of the 45th President of the United States he not only exists in this dimension, but quite terrifyingly, in alternate dimensions as well.
Everyone is afraid of Dick Cheney, including former President George Bush.

Government Time Machine To Transport Extremists to Middle Ages

White House officials have told Gish Gallop that it has been developing a "Time Machine" to transport various extremists back to the Middle Ages.
Earlier versions of Star Trek has the courageous members of the Enterprise flinging about the bridge.

New Star Trek Series to Feature Shocking Technology

According to CBS and show officials, the upcoming Star Trek series will be host to some exciting technological breakthroughs, including one in particular that long-time fans of the franchise have been clamoring for.
The residents of Sierra City, CA are readying themselves for helicopters

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2020

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.

Nevada City, Sedona vying for Spiritual Vortex

Spiritualist and psychic Edgar Cayce claimed that Nevada City, CA might be a gathering place for the spiritually enlightened and a gathering place for those who wish to bring about change in this troubled world. This, of course, has engendered a sense of competition with Sedona, Arizona which also believes it is the spiritual vortex of the known universe.

Raptor Reviews: A Boy And His Dog, A Theory

Produced in November of 1975, adapted from a narrative written by Harlan Ellison, A Boy And His Dog is a decent film about well, a boy and his dog.
A Group of Flat Earth believers is calling on President Trump to stop using the word "globalist."

Flat Earthers Call On Trump to Change His Anti-‘Globalist’ Language

A Group of Flat Earth believers is calling on President Trump to stop using the word "globalist."

Evangelical Christian Thrift Store Fast-Tracked to Meet Jesus

A Northern Californa Christian thrift store is defying a recent state-wide order to close.
A new twitter fact-checking service called "Fact Checker" will fix President Trump's Tweets in real time.

Twitter To Fact-check President Trump in Real Time

Social media giant Twitter launched a just-in-time fact checking service this weeks which aims to lessen the spread of false and misleading claims.