The pioneering heavy metal band Megadeth has offered to play at Sanders' upcoming rally before the next primary on Saturday, November 2nd in San Jose, and the Sanders campaign has enthusiastically accepted.
An early morning retweet by President Trump has caused property damage across multiple states causing many people to seek shelter from falling gunfire.
The world's most famous animal comedian Triumph the Insult Dog was attacked with a can of green spray paint by Green Party Presidential Candidate Jill Stein while she attempted to spray-paint a bulldozer.
Archaeologists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities have discovered remnants of Noah's Ark on the side of a Nevada City, CA mountain.
A stunning bombshell was dropped into the unhinged American presidential race today. Reuters Paris reporter, Belda Suave unearthed a video that sheds new light onto the election.
The men, women, and children of West Virginia are breathing a collective sigh of relief today after President Donald J. Trump promised all residents in and surrounding coal country would be eligible for black lung benefits, regardless of past medical history.
ISIS, in conjunction with the Taliban in Afghanistan, have issued a joint press release this morning, commending President Donald Trumpâ€™s anti-transgender military policy.