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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Michael Dail of Kansas City is glad someone gave him a hand. Seen here at his local Ford dealer following the accident.

One-Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers

Michael Dail of Kansas City is glad someone gave him a hand. Seen here at his local Ford dealer following the accident.

Report: Isis Expected To Lose Popularity As Baby Name

Statisticians from the Department of Health released a new study concluding there is a 95% probability that the incidence of the female name "Isis" will probably decrease in the United States. Isis had recently become a fairly popular girls name over the last 3 decades, but it probably won't be for much longer.
Donald Trump seen here reading the 1988 book by Noam Chomsky and Edward Herman Manufacturing Consent.

Trump to TV Producers: Tell Me How to Run the Country

New York, NY -- It is no secret on The Hill that the transition from President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) to President Donald Trump (R-Dumbfukistan) was not...

Comet Pizza Unveils New Roy Moore Signature Pie: 14-Year-Old Meat On Old Dried Up...

The Roy Moore Pizza consists of a “bevy of the country’s best 14 year old meats piled high onto a small, dried-up cracker.” The pizza’s taste is described in the press release as “horrifyingly inappropriate and yet too tantalizing for certain, extremely partisan people to stay away from.”
The Obama Administration has selected Stone Mountain Georgia to resettle thousands of Syrian refugees.

Stone Mountain, GA Chosen for Immediate Syrian Refugee Relocation

Humanitarian workers will resettle the final wave of Syrian refugees in Stone Mountain as the remnants of the Obama Administration struggle to bring at least 10,000 Syrian refugees to the U.S. by the end of September.
Deidre Merryweather , seen here in the background, was cited by the city of Houston for abandoning her car in the middle of the street.

Houston Resident Receives Parking Ticket During Flood

Deidre Merryweather received insult to injury this past week after discovering that a parking ticket had been placed on her submerged Ford Taurus.
The Virgina-based patriot group APART has plans to replace the Statue of Liberty with a large monument of General Robert E. Lee.

Patriot Group to Replace Lady Liberty with Robert E. Lee

A militia-patriot group announced that it will petition the government to replace the Statue of Liberty located in New York Harbor with a giant monument of Robert E. Lee, the Confederate General who commanded the Northern part of Virgina during the Civil War.
In response to conservative writer Ann Coulter's tantrum over the weekend, Delta Airlines offered her her choice of any "wing" seat.

Delta Offers Ann Coulter Free Lifetime Irrevocable Seat on Plane’s Wing

Conservative firebrand Ann Coulter took to Twitter in an absolute rage over the weekend after an incident on a Delta Airlines flight she was on. Coulter began tweeting berating, angry messages at Delta’s official Twitter account after she was asked to relocate to a different seat to accommodate another passenger.
President Trump suggested on a call with the US Troops that he is going to lower the retirement age for Judges.

Trump Suggests Retiring Federal Judges at 62

President Trump suggested on a call with the US Troops that he is going to lower the retirement age for Judges.
Scotch broom planting operations along Highway 49 in Nevada County.

Scotch Broom to be Planted Along California Highways

Climate change is causing California to reevaluate its position on Scotch broom. This oft maligned plant is now being touted as a valuable environmental asset.
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