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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
President Trump casually mentioned today that he was considering a sizable tariff on Orange Chicken.

Trump Pushing For New Tariffs On Orange Chicken

President Trump casually mentioned today that he was considering a sizable tariff on Orange Chicken.
Area racist Ray Dean Edington claims people don't get his racist jokes and gestures.

Area Racist Says He Was “Just Kidding” About The Racist Things He Said

Area racist Ray Dean Edington claims people don't get his racist jokes and gestures.
Retail critics see this as a positive development in customer service.

Critics Applaud Best Buy’s New “Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty ‘Cause It’s Gonna Fail”...

In what many are calling both a stroke of genius and "straight talk" marketing, critics across the country and applauding electronics retail giant Best Buy for their frank new marketing campaign called "Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty 'Cause It's Gonna Fail."
Southern California actress Delma Constantine will play Nevada City resident Saihra Ramun in an upcoming documentary/biopic.

Area Woman To Film Her Harrowing Journey Across Kansas

Today, like many other days in Ms. Ramun's recent life, found our activist out in front of the New York Hotel on Broad Street with her trusty bull horn announcing to locals and frightened tourists that she was finally going to document what she is now calling "They Called Me A Dumbass".
Mike Judge seen discussing his upcoming prequel to his 2006 cult classic Idiocracy.

Mike Judge Filming Prequel to Idiocracy

Mike Judge, the creator of popular MTV animated show Beavis and Butthead and Fox TV's adult-oriented King of the Hill announced at an area comic book conference that a 'Prequel' to his 2006 cult classic Idiocracy is in the works.
President Donald Trump seen here in the newly renovated underground White House golf course

Trump Avoids Bad Press with New Underground White House Golf Course

A reporter for the Associated Press has come into possession of documentation indicating the extensive renovation work currently being carried out on the White House may include an unexpected alteration.

Trump Cuts NASA After Discovering Moon Not Made Of Cheese

Trump Advisers today released official notice that space program NASA is losing all federal funding after the president was told by his second chief of staff, John Kelly in a "frustratingly stupid argument with a simple man" that the moon was not made of cheese like he was told as a young boy.
Jerry Heard of Truckee, CA is in a funk because he hasn't lived up to the promises of his underarm deodorant.

Area Man Fails to Live Up to the Promises of His Deodorant

A Truckee man has sunk into a deep depression after realizing that his underarm deodorant failed to create the manliness he was looking for. 31-year-old Jerry Heard came to this discovery after his trust Old Spice "Swagger"  didn't actually produce any actual swagger in his life.
Conservative columnist and Fox News commentator Charles Krauthammer bombed last night in fist first and only attempt at stand-up comedy.

Charles Krauthammer Struggles at Comedy Debut

Conservative columnist and Fox News commentator Charles Krauthammer surprised patrons at Wisecrackers Comedy Club last night with what some are now regarding as a failed attempt at stand-up comedy.

Trump’s EPA Head Figures The Earth Has ‘Had A Good 6,000-Year Run’

When Donald Trump chose Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt to head the Environmental Protection Agency, those who follow the science of climate change closely were more than a little alarmed.
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