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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Rush's Geddy Lee seen here outside the Sarnia, Ontario Lambton Mall.

Rush’s Geddy Lee Gigs as One Man Band at Area Mall

Canadian musician Geddy Lee made an appearance today at the at Sarnia's Lambton Mall playing a variety instruments in a "one man band" configuration called "Doctor Lee's One Man Band."
Trump defecating while reading his favorite book The Sneetches.

The Sneetches Donald Trump’s Favorite Toilet Book

The press got a rare glimpse into the defecation practices of President Trump the past weekend when the alt-right website Breitbart.com published an expose' of his favorite "crapper" books.

500 Rushed To Hospitals After Attending Trump Rally

Local hospitals in the Canton area have been inundated with patients approximately one hour after the Trump rally.

Truckee Couple Freezes To Death Awaiting Star Wars Opening

A Truckee, California couple sadly passed away late last night as they sat waiting in the sub-freezing temperatures for the premiere of Star Wars. Bill and Melynda Gates [no relation to Microsoft mogul Bill Gates] decided earlier this week to camp out at the NorthStar Resort Village Cinemas in order to be first in line to see this holiday season's movie blockbuster.
Muppet creator and chief puppeteer Jim Henson, along with several of his co-workers are accused of inappropriate touching. credit: Muppet Wiki.

Muppets Claim Inappropriate Touching by Jim Henson

New accusations from several Muppets raise new questions about their creator Jim Henson and possible inappropriate touching by him. The allegations were first reported yesterday by several of the puppets who wished to remain anonymous.
A group of archaeologists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist University have discovered what appears to be an ancient petroglyph.

Researchers Discover Ancient Petroglyph in California Lake

A group of archaeologists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist University have discovered what appears to be an ancient petroglyph at the bottom of Scotts Flat Lake just outside of Nevada City, California.

First International Bullet Train To Stop Everywhere Except USA

A press release by the United Nations earlier today revealed plans for a global transportation system that runs on a high-speed railway.
Hollywood wants to capitalize on the "Trump buzz."

Classic Comedy ‘The Jerk’ To Be Remade As ‘The Asshole,’ Starring Donald Trump

Universal Pictures has decided to go forward with a plan to update the Jerk and center it around Trump, giving it a new title, "The Asshole."

4 Killed, Several Wounded at Duran Duran Concert

In what's being described as a "tragic scene" during a stirring rendition of the "Reflex," several thousand small girls rushed the stage during a live Duran Duran performance at the Pshaw Millennium Park.
The residents of Sierra City, CA are readying themselves for helicopters

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2019

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in May of 2019.
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