A local bear inhabiting the Banner Mountain community is tired of what he sees, and has decided to come forward in hopes that he can change some disturbing trends in resident's eating habits. According to sources close to the bear, he has stepped up his garbage raiding efforts of unsuspecting homeowners in order to shame them into eating better.
President Trump has blocked former FBI Director James Comey from his Twitter account. Comey was heading up an investigation of President Trump's ties to Russia during the 2016 election. Trump fired Comey before he was able to finish the investigation.
Oh you hate her. And now here are the answers you've been waiting for.
In a highly unusual move for a fictitious character, Dilbert requested a restraining order against his creator Scott Adams.
According to a recent Pew Poll, America's mediocre thinkers are increasingly frustrated by what they see as a widespread dismissal of their opinions by their fellow citizens with above-average intelligence. Exacerbating their irritation is a seeming inability to communicate coherently.
In a rare press conference while on vacation in Hawaii, President Obama raised concerns about the lack of diversity at Burning Man.
Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that she's excited about the almost 1 trillion dollars worth of corporate stock buy-backs.
City officials in Cleveland this morning were alarmed to find they are facing a massive dumpster shortage. Early data points to the shortage being directly related to the 2016 Republican National Convention being held in Cleveland.