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The three tenors were all over the place. Singing from three different books

Lack of Harmony Hurting GOP’s Three Tenors

An eminent PhD has concluded that the Republican party lacks proper harmony and has horrific timing. Mr. Webb has studied rhythm and taught harmony for over 47 years after getting his masters at BYU and completing his doctorate at Juilliard.
Famed band Nickelback will open select dates for AC/DC on their North American leg of their tour.

Nickelback To Open For United States Leg of AC/DC Tour

Rock legends AC/DC are planning a winter tour that will kick off November 23rd in Portland, OR. The will feature the band with special guest appearances by Guns N Roses front man Axel Rose. To open the concerts AC/DC has tapped rock band Nickelback to perform.

North San Juan Resident Can’t Handle the Hectic Pace of Grass Valley

North San Juan resident Shep “The Ship” Walkins says he can't handle the hectic Grass Valley rat race. Walkins has been living up on "The Ridge" for over 32 years and considers himself a local boy.
A shocking new poll reveals how Americans really feel about abortion.

POLL: Most Americans Unsure About Late-Term Abortion Unless The Fetus Is A Trump

A shocking new poll reveals how Americans really feel about abortion.
Recent Islam convert and seldom played point guard Nadeem el-Rasheed interrupted a recent playoff game with a prayer timeout.

NBA Player Calls Timeout To Pray Towards Mecca

Recent Islam convert and seldom played point guard Nadeem el-Rasheed interrupted a recent playoff game with a prayer timeout.
Robocop seen here at Nevada Union High School as a part of the Sheriff's outreach program.

County Sheriff to Acquire Nation’s First Robocop

The Robocop program was joint project between the United States Department of Defense, the mega-corporation Omni Consumer Products (OCP) company and the city of Detroit who declined to implement their own creation.

California Appellate Court Rejects Fake News Chemtrail Defense

Jackson, CA resident David Johanson lost his appeal in Sacramento this past week.
The latest polls show that America might be indeed fucked.

Early Voting Exit Polls Show America Is Fucked

The front runners Republican Donald Trump and Democrat Hillary Clinton are making their last minute push to gain votes and gain the edge to win. Early voting exit polls are showing that the country is fucked.
Axl Rose seen here restrained in a chair giving a phenomenal performance in Lisbon, Portugal.

AC/DC Ties Axl Rose to Chair With Amazing Results [VIDEO]

AC/DC has found that restraining Axl Rose to a chair produced amazing results. According to stage hands back stage, Mr. Rose was not aware of the plot to restrain him to a chair until moments before the show began on Saturday night.
Jeanette Kurtz of Orlando, Florida is out of work as a NASA CGI specialist.

Flat Earth CGI Artist Unemployed After Being Replaced By NASA Supercomputer

Jeanette Kurtz of Orlando, Florida had finally landed her dream job 3 years ago working for the National Aeronautical Space Agency (NASA) working as a computer audio/visual design specialist.
Samuel Baker wants people to lighten up and stop being so sanctimonious about everything.

Area Man with Cancer & MS Tired of Sanctimonious People

An area man suffering from both bone cancer and Multiple Sclerosis is tired of the sanctimonious declarations by area facebookers. Samuel Baker of Rhode Island Street said he's grown tired of people not having any balls and using his condition as an excuse to further their sanctimonious crusade in their minds.
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