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Bill Clinton made an impromptu visit with Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.

Bill Clinton Pops Into TrumpForce One In Florida

Former president Bill Clinton is getting to be a regular on the celebrity jet-way pop-in circuit. This afternoon, Mr. Clinton found his private jet on the same tarmac as Donald Trump's TrumpForce One, and popped in to spend a few minutes with King Cheeto.

Militant Leftists Target Fonz Statue in Downtown Milwaukee

‘The Bronze Fonz’ statue has existed peacefully on Milwaukee’s downtown Riverwalk since first being unveiled on August 18th, 2008. The sculpture depicts Henry Winkler, the actor who portrayed Arthur Fonzarelli on the hit television series, Happy Days.
Vice President Pence's attempts to impress the Irish almost left him gravely injured.

The Irish Unimpressed by Mike Pence’s Human Cannonball Attempts

Vice President Pence's attempts to impress the Irish almost left him gravely injured.
Oakland, CA's crack police drug dog is in jail tonight.

Police Drug Dog Busted For Selling Narcotics

Police forces have deployed drug sniffing dogs for years now. They have become a valuable asset in the war on drugs. It came as a shock when Buzz, Oakland Police Department drug sniffing dog, was caught selling catnip to neighborhood cats.
An area technology electronics firm is bar coding employees to improve "operational effiencies."

Seattle Technology Firm To ‘Bar Code’ Employees

According to employees at an area electronics supply store, the management at Plugs Electric Warehouse announced plans to 'bar code' staff as a way to improve "operational efficiencies."
Artist's rendition of Nevada County's armed deer population.

Local Activists Propose Arming Deer Populations

Local animal rights advocates announced they are proceeding with a program to "give the animals a fighting chance" by arming them with semi-automatic rifles.
A group of Internet Evangelical Christians publish an ALL CAPS version of the Bible.

Internet Evangelical Christians Publishes ALL CAPS Bible

A Kindle edition as well as a 'shouting' audio book version are available to annoy your family and friends.
The trouble Cleveland Brown football franchise is offering its fans a novel new service: assisted suicide.

Cleveland Browns To Offer Euthanasia Services To Fans

The Cleveland Browns, arguably the worst football team in the NFL, is offering a new service to fans at First Energy Stadium. The Browns will off free euthanasia to depressed fans. The service will be combined with low cost cremation services and the ashes will be scattered in Lake Erie during halftime.
Wrightsboro hog farmer George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."

Hurricane Florence Found Dead on Southern Man’s Front Porch

Wrightsboro hog farmer George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."
Mary Shilling vs. The Grass Valley Roundabout

Woman Proactively Honks Horn in Roundabout

An area woman admitted on Thursday that she honks her horn as she travels around Grass Valley's Roundabout in her 1999 forest green Cherokee Sport to warn other drivers not to enter in front of her.

Nevada City Passes Anti-Irish Gang Ordinance

After recent gang violence has threaten the burgeoning, yet fragile Nevada City tourism industry, the city council has passed the nation's first anti-Irish immigration law in almost 120 years.
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