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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Green Party candidate Jill Stein thinks she would have a Russian foreign policy breakthrough by using Homeopathy.

Jill Stein: Homeopathy ‘Key Ingredient’ in Healing Russia Relations

At a recent rally, former Green Party Presidential Candidate Jill Stein announced to a crowd of almost 32 people in Asheville, North Carolina that she thinks homeopathy would be a key ingredient in her Russian foreign policy.
Cedar Ridge Resident seen here in his boat the Tommy C docked in the Sacramento Delta.

Area Wife Forces Husband To Live In New Boat

Frequent traveler, exotic animal collector and Cedar Ridge, CA resident Pete Johnson found himself in trouble over the weekend after he purchased a new fishing boat without telling his wife who unceremoniously kicked him out of the house. Mr. Johnson is currently living in his new boat which is docked 60 miles away in the Sacramento Delta.
Melba Felder took a "foot selfie" of her swollen foot, asking Facebook what she should do about it.

Woman Asks Facebook What to do About Her Swollen Foot

Area Rhode Island St. resident Melba Felder posted a picture of her swollen foot on the popular Nevada County Peeps Facebook group asking for opinions on what she should do about it.
Remnants of the "gang" of Jehovah's Witnesses handy work.

Jehovah’s Witnesses Cited For Taking Down Christmas Decorations

A group of Jehovah's Witnesses were cited early this week for removing Christmas decorations in a Cedar Ridge neighborhood. The group, not normally known for such aggressive, anti-holiday activity, spent several hours in the early Monday morning removing decorations in the Summerset Drive neighborhood and replacing them with eraser-less, #2 "Birthday Jesus" pencils.

US Defense Department to Use GMO Chemtrail Birds

he program, which is known internally as BP-345FA, has been in place for over 20 years with the sole purpose of producing select bird species that can produce gioengineering excrement and psychiatric drug dispersal goo.
A spokesperson for the controversial entertainer R. Kelly says that his upcoming children's album is being postponed until next year.

R. Kelly’s Children’s Album Postponed Until Next Year

A spokesperson for the controversial entertainer R. Kelly says that his upcoming children's album is being postponed until next year.
Aspiring author Roy Riffle of Nevada City.

Literate Area Author Inserts Facebook Typos Just to “Fit In”

A burgeoning Nevada City author admitted today to a small group of his friends that he often inserts typos and other usage errors into online Facebook comments just to "fit in." Area writer and part-time poet Roy Riffle made the admission to his small author's group while they were enjoying street tacos at Nevada City's popular Mi Pueblo Taqueria on Union Street.
Tim Schorer, a hipster who suffered having his man bun scalped in the escalating Bro violence.

Bro on Bro Violence Plagues Hipster Community

Tim Schorer is a hipster who's had his man bun scalped in the escalating Bro violence.
Sanctuary Cities across the United States are threatening to house Central American asylum seekers in Trump-owned properties.

NYC Mayor de Blasio to House Migrants in Trump Tower

Sanctuary Cities across the United States are threatening to house Central American asylum seekers in Trump-owned properties.
Donald Trump has announced via Twitter that rocker Ted Nugent has been nominated for the yet-formed Department of the NRA.

Trump Names Ted Nugent as Acting Secretary of the NRA

In a surprise late-night announcement, President Donald Trump announced via Twitter that he has asked veteran conservative rocker Ted Nugent to head the Department of the NRA.
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