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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Bass Pro Shops Are going to offer "how to identify Islam" workshops.

Bass Pro Shops To Offer Free Islam Identification Workshops

Bass Pro Shops in a cooperative effort with the Friends of the NRA is offering a four part workshop to properly identify those of the Islam faith.
FDR to be on latest EBT Card design.

FDR’s Image to Grace New EBT Cards

Electronic benefit transfer or EBT cards as they are more popularly known, will be embossed with an image of the 32nd President of the United States Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Local Researcher: Sedona, Arizona Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Sedona, Arizona is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Sedona anomaly" for the past 3 years.

Jump to Conclusions Game Wins Funding On Shark Tank

Tom Smykowski, a recently laid off engineering manager, found favor on ABC TV's Shark Tank for his game Jump to Conclusions.

Report: Donald Trump’s Twitter Run By Angry Orangutan With Tourette Syndrome

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Donald Trump presidential campaign confirmed this morning that the alleged billionaire's Twitter account has been run since its creation by an angry orangutan...

2nd Wave Internet Skepticism And The War Of Bad Ideas Part 1

This is the first in a series on what I have started referring to as 2nd Wave Internet Skepticism. 2nd wave Internet skepticism seems to fold tribalism in under the guise of critical thinking. It includes a lot of rhetoric that I first saw in the Men's Rights Activism movement.
The Famous Ridge Feed And Supply chicken is seeking to be a cow

Local Rooster Inspired by Caitlyn Jenner: Seeks Cow Reassignment

Neighbors surrounding the Ridge Feed and Supply store on Ridge Road learned that the iconic Mascot Chicken is seeking a "Species Re-Assignment" surgery after learning about the trials and tribulations of Bruce Jenner.
Nevada City Guinea Pig Sugar Peaches isn't concerned about the pending nuclear holocaust brought on by a Hillary Clinton Presidency.

Area Guinea Pig Chews Thoughtfully Despite Approaching Civilization Collapse

An area guinea pig continued today to chew its timothy hay thoughtfully unaware of the collapse of the great American experience.
China taunted President Trump, claiming that his wall would not match their more manly one.

China: Our Wall is Thicker, Longer, Harder

China taunted President Trump, claiming that his wall would not match their more manly one.
Area Man Brock Whalen of Penn Valley wants to make the conservative township great again.

Area Man Brock Whalen Promises to Make Penn Valley Great Again

Penn Valley resident and Donald Trump supporter Brock Whalen announced from his Lake Wildwood home office that he wants to make Penn Valley great again.
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