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Donald Trump Jumps the Shark

Donald Trump To Jump Shark

In a last ditch effort to revive his public image amid flagging poll numbers, disastrous performances in all three Presidential Debates, alienation from top Republicans and GOP voters and numerous lawsuits and scandals, Donald Trump has announced plans to jump across a 400-gallon tank containing an adult great white shark.

Ben Franklin Employee Tired of Answering Abortion Questions

Local Ben Franklin checkout clerk Jill Baker is tired of answering Pro-Life and Pro-Choice inquiries from customers. Over a year after the ruling, she is still fielding questions from both conservative and liberal customers about her abortion preferences.

Get Your Suicidal Ass Back in There

Apparently a Brazilian woman was attempting to commit suicide by jumping out of her 10th story apartment window.

Recently Discovered 1994 Study Reveals 5G Causes Cancer

Palo Alto, CA -- Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has confirmed that Nevada City's local documentary producer, and sometimes politician, Saihra Ramun has produced heavily redacted Freedom of Information Act reports which reveal Tigua...
You're doing it wrong.

4 Signs You’re Doing It Wrong

 1) You're Wrong 2) Everyone Tells You You're Wrong 3) You have a feeling you're wrong 4) You just blew yourself up, dude When you blow yourself to smithereens and still get shot by the cops, start to...

ISIS Targets Area Man’s 1989 Buick LaSabre

An area conservative blogger is growing increasingly concerned about a possible plot by ISIS terrorists to attack his 1989 Buick LeSabre. Retired Colonel Jack Ripper as been spending the past two years planning for what he calls "a massive 'moooslem' attack on his Idaho Maryland Road home.
Eminem to Play TuPac In New Biopic

Eminem to Play Tupac Shakur in New Biopic

Eminem is set to play Tupac Shakur in the upcoming biopic All Eyez on Me, which is set to be released later this year.

Adobe to Retire Impact Meme Font

After months of deliberation following an extensive study from the Rundex Family Foundation, in a stunning announcement Adobe Systems has decided to remove the Impact Font from all of its product offerings.
A comprehensive cross-Atlantic study has revealed something Conservative man have known for years.

“Big Hands” Link to Males Masking Feelings of Inadequacy

A comprehensive cross-Atlantic study has revealed something Conservative man have known for years.

Vaping Stops Chemtrails, Study Says

Local Sierra Super Stop parking lot orator and ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced the discovery of a completely safe and effective method for neutralizing the blanket of chemtrails over Nevada County.
Will Snopes attempt to debunk an obvious story satirical story about Chris Christie?

Gish Gallop Warns Snopes Not to Look Into Recent Story

The 93-year-old Nevada County Gish Gallop warned the popular "debunking" website not to "look into" a recent story profiling New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's successful attempt to take over and dine alone in a Freehold, NJ Golden Corral restaurant.
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