Employing some of his most conservative rhetoric to date, Saint Bailey Bernard of Holy Southern Shepherd Church released a statement regarding the controversial â€˜Morning Afterâ€™ dog biscuit.
Sasha Reed of Nevada City, CA has repeatedly experienced a shocking amount of neglect while doing everything from working out to driving around. Accordingly, she said, her self esteem has begun to suffer.
Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.
Wrightsboro hog farmer George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."
Residents awoke to copies of what they thought would be their normal nursing home newsletter, but instead they found Waterford Whispers News stories.
Alabama rapist George Weed Wambles thinks his State's new anti-abortion law gives him hope for finally having a family.
Mary L. Retton of Rough 'N Ready recently purchased a Dell desktop computer at the Staples store in Grass Valley. The sales price was a bargain and the computer came with the latest version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.
In what is being hailed as an example of 21st Century corporate and government cooperation, Marriott International has announced late Thursday that it will develop "Defense-friendly" resorts next to United States Detention facilities in and around the developing world.
Protests broke out late this week as a group of activists marched in front of Grass Valley's Del Oro Theater after the establishment announced plans to show a special matinee of Mel Brooks 1974 comedy film Blazing Saddles.
Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has come under questioning on twitter for repeated, noticeable sniffing during the first presidential debate after his opponent Hillary Clinton reported that, prior to the presidential debate, Mr. Trump was snorting cocaine in the prep room through a hundred dollar bill.