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An overpass in Weimar, CA designated for lifting to accommodate over-sized personnel carriers.

Feds Raising Interstate Overpasses: FEMA Camps are Near

Gish Gallop has learned that the purported Caltrans I-80 Vertical Clearance Project has nefarious goals. According to insiders, the project will accommodate large-scale "re-living modification" transportation vehicles that will move Central Valley and Sierra Foothills citizens to the Stillwater, Nevada FEMA "safety" camp.
Despite an earnest sense of voluntarism, an area pothole hasn't been fixed.

Enlightened Self-Interest Fails to Fill Area Pothole

A large Grass Valley pothole has gone unrepaired despite the claims of some neighbors that "enlightened self interest" would fix it
The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.

Kool Aid Man Denies Involvement With ISIS Prison Break

The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.
Two SnapChat pictures from what is being dubbed as the epic Swann "smoke-out"

High School Students Vote to Legalize Weed

A students coalition from the Nevada Union School District have passed straw vote to legalize weed in all schools, school functions and at the local Taco Bell.

California Driver Licenses To Sport Rainbow Overlay

California announced yesterday that it will allow applicants to choose a "rainbow overlay" option for their driver's licenses. The new option is slated to be available sometime in August 2016.
A still from the upcoming Warner Brothers Lego version of the Passion of the Christ.

Passion of the Christ to be Made into a Lego Movie

Warner Brothers Entertainment announced that it plans on making a Lego version of the Passion of Jesus which will premiere in December 2017 shortly before Christmas.

Hotel Chain to Create Patriotic Gitmo Vacation Resorts

In what is being hailed as an example of 21st Century corporate and government cooperation, Marriott International has announced late Thursday that it will develop "Defense-friendly" resorts next to United States Detention facilities in and around the developing world.
The Supreme Leader is angry that American Sniper is not about him.

North Korean Leader Upset American Sniper Not About Him

Pyongyang, North Korea -- In a bizarre press release from the reclusive and eccentric North Korean dictator, the country's supreme leader Kim Jong Un announced that he...

Confederate States of America: Ordinances and Causes of Secession

Often you will hear people in the Southern States proclaim that the American Civil War was not about slavery, but "State's Rights." Please note all the mentions of slavery in their own documents.
Carol Mist has successfully undergone surgery to insert a layer of tinfoil underneath her scalp. Seen here in front of Nevada City's famous Stone House.

Area Woman Has World’s First Tinfoil Scalp Implant

Nevada City, CA -- A local woman has made elective surgery history. Carol Mist has successfully undergone surgery to insert a layer of tinfoil underneath her scalp....
Maeve Zephyr Crow and her partner Floura Klia Purae Omallia demonstrating an anti-vaccine ritual at the Columbia Schoolhouse

Area Wicca Practitioners Replace Vaccines with Witchcraft

In what some are hailing as a breakthrough in the movement, local anti-vaccine activists and Wicca practitioners have teamed up to prevent childhood vaccinations and treat Autism with Witchcraft.
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