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Gish Gallop Review: Brunswick Basin’s Food is Crap

And that created a problem: what to do with a drained, formerly crap-filled lake? The answer was obvious. Fill it in with more crap like corporate stores, fast food joints and gasoline stations. Out with the old, and in with the same old shit.

Get Your Suicidal Ass Back in There

Apparently a Brazilian woman was attempting to commit suicide by jumping out of her 10th story apartment window.
APART leader Rob Remus

Armed Patriots Raid Suspected Terrorist Training Camp in Virginia

A tense 10-hour standoff between an armed group of self-proclaimed patriots and members of the militant Islamic activist group Muslims of America (MOA), ended peacefully after local & federal authorities threatened the patriot militia with felony arrests.

Point/Counterpoint: My Computer Hates Me

Reynaldo M. Rodriguez of Grass Valley, CA thinks his computer hates him, and his computer has something to say about that.

Mormon Graffiti Saves Man in Idaho Truck Stop

The Mormon church has been around since the mid 1800's by Joseph Smith under questionable pretenses. It has since grown to 14 million members around the world. The Mormons use all manner of recruiting tools to save souls.

Trump Campaign Accepts George Soros’ $200 Million Donation

Mar-A-Lago, FL -- The 2020 Trump campaign is scrambling to explain a $200 million donation towards his re-election bid from  George Soros. The money arrived mysteriously over...
Experts are concerned that KISS army levels have dropped to pre-World War II levels.

KISS Army Shrinks to Pre-World War II Level

The KISS Army reported this weekend that the army’s end strength for September was 479,172. That’s 154 fewer soldiers than the service’s previous post-World War II low, which was reached during the Music From The Elder draw-down of 1981.
An Ohio Family was completely destroyed after an unfortunate game night.

Family Destroyed By Game Night

Police were called to a local Columbus residence Friday night, to break up a family dispute. The Williams family was having its weekly Monopoly game night when a fight broke out over a property trade between brother and sister that erupted in to chaos when the whole family got involved after cheating was alleged.
Alex Jones loses custody of his crisis actor children.

Alex Jones Loses Custody of Crisis Actors Kids

The trial involving custody of Alex Jones' children with his estranged wife took a turn for the embarrassing when, in an attempt to cast himself in a favorable light in the courts, he claimed that all of what he does on his show is an elaborate performance art piece.
Area musician David Robock draws deep inspiration from chemtrails.

Area Musician Draws Inspiration from Chemtrails

Area musician David Robock used to cite an eclectic mix of influences while he was still cutting his teeth on the local club circuit. Bands like Megadeth, Smashing Pumpkins, and solo artists like Prince and Merle Haggard were a constant source of inspiration.
At a recent family night out, Grass Valley's Terry Adkinson took it upon himself to rank the value of different ethnic foods.

Area Racist Ranks the American Value of Ethnic Foods

Area racist and Trump supporter Terry Adkinson of Grass Valley made a point Sunday night to rank Ethnic food based on its "value" to society.
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