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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Area Chemtrail Believer Bullied by Math Thugs

Mary McAlister seemed surprised that others took issue with her incendiary share of a billboard picture that warned people of the dangers of geoengineering.
As science fiction fans gathered in Las Vegas to celebrate their favorite genre, many expressed a deep longing for more Dick.

Sci-Fi Fans Longing For New Dick

As science fiction fans gathered in Las Vegas to celebrate their favorite genre, many expressed a deep longing for more Dick.
As many as 1000 puppies have been separated from their mothers at the US/Mexican border.

ICE detains Illegal Puppies at Border

The Border Patrol office in Arizona has been inundated with protesters and phone calls, including large groups from PETA as well as the ACLU.
Famous film director and writer David Lynch speculated that he invented the small California Central Valley town of Farmersville.

Area Town Fears It Only Exists in David Lynch’s Imagination

Famous film director and writer David Lynch speculated that he invented the small California Central Valley town of Farmersville.
America has given Sean Hannity just 24 hours to resign if he can't prove that he's not a charlatan.

America Calls for Sean Hannity to Drop Out of the Media within 24 Hours

On the heals of Sean Hannity's about about-face support of controversial Alabama Senatorial candidate Roy Moore, The United States of America has asked that the popular Fox News show host step down from all media productions if he can't prove that he's not a charlatan.
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is calling on Trump supporters to join the reenactments of the upcoming globalist civil war being held across the country in October.

Alex Jones Calls on Supporters to Participate in the Upcoming “Globalist Civil War” Reenactment...

Infowars.com conspiracy theorist  and media personal Alex Jones called on his supporters today to participate in nation-wide re-enactment of what he called "the civil war that's coming" in an attempt to draw attention to "deep state forces" that are attempting to "overthrow the Trump presidency."
The riveting world of conspiracy theories is said to be boring in all honesty.

Exclusive Insider Perspective: The Global Chemtrails Summit Interview

We received an exclusive interview with an attendee of the 2017 Global Chemtrail Summit.  For anonymity's sake we will call him JP.

Local Entrepreneur Thwarted by DSL

Nevada County Home Business "Shake It Well" came to a screeching halt on Sunday night when Bob and Danni Schlozmeyer's DSL went down for the 3rd time that day and the 19th time this week.
As the largest environmental solutions provider in North America they have the power to revolutionize the business model for cleaning up neighborhoods of excess dead bodies.

Waste Management To Offer Dead Body Pickup Service In Response To Proposed Health Care...

The Houston-based Waste Management corporation announced a plan to offer curbside dead body pickup service to offset what critics say would be a direct consequence "Trumpcare" which will overwhelm present mortuary services.

Area Pro-Gamer Dies of Heart Attack During Tournament/Maintains 1:0 Score Ratio

Local man Brian Boykis (26) passed away in his home on June 28th from a standard heart attack brought on by the consumption of energy drinks and excitability.
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