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California Governor Jerry Brown seen here in front of a Irvine, CA In-n-Out burger commemorating LGBT Pride Month.

Gov. Jerry Brown Hangs Rainbow State Flag Outside Irvine In-n-Out Burger

At a grand opening of an In-n-Out burger in Irvine this morning, California Governor Jerry Brown unveiled a and LGBT Pride version of the State's flag. The event, which is supposed to coincide with the State's June celebration of LGBT pride month.
White House advisor Jared Kushner is following in his Father-in-law's footsteps.

Jared Kushner in Talks to Sell Steak in Real Estate Tech Firm

Jared Kushner, a senior level White House official and son-in-law of President Donald Trump, is in talks to follow in his father-in-law’s footsteps by selling steak in his real estate company, according to a report by Bon Appétit Magazine.

Local Black Man Banned From Nevada County Store For Being “GMO”

Local African-American Michael Noble was shocked today when he entered a local Organic supermarket for spices and poppy seeds, only to have the manager and an off-duty Nevada County Sheriff force him out of the store for being a "GMO".

Donald Trump Reveals That He’s Really Andy Kaufman

Donald Trump shocked not only his staff, but the entire world today when he revealed he was actually Andy Kaufman. According to a White House Press pool photographer, who managed to snap the iconic moment, the President had just finished a heated argument with son-in-law and senior advisor Jared Kushner, when Mr. Trump got very angry, moved to the front of his oval office desk and ripped his face off.
Denny's Restaurants will now charge for an upgraded/premium service.

Denny’s To Charge For Premium Service

In order to generate more revenue and attract new customers, Denny's is adding a "tiered" service menu: good service, decent service or regular terrible service. The program is set to roll out in select cities next week.
Donald Trump to start as Donald Trump in a remake of the Shining next year.

Donald Trump to Star in a Remake of the Shining

Following the contentious 2016 presidential election, Donald Trump working with former campaign chair Steve Bannon producing and a cameo appearance by Scott Baio as maintenance man Dick Hallorann.
Local Success and Productivity Guru Mitch Freed

Local Success Guru Launches “How to be More Productive” Program on Facebook

Local success and productivity guru Mitch Freed of announced on a local Facebook group that he was holding a fee-based "How To Get Your Shit Together and Be More Productive" seminar at the Miners Foundry in Nevada City.

Republican Horrified By Lack Of Dystopian Rhetoric In DNC Speeches

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Though he is a staunch conservative Republican, 48-year-old out of work electrician Clem O'Connell prides himself on keeping an open mind. That's why he makes sure to watch the Democratic National...
Iran won't be able to receive its annual shipment of 200 million Girl Scout cookies this year thanks to President Trump.

Trump Bans Sale Of Girl Scout Cookies To Iran

President Trump continued on his agenda today by issuing a shipment ban Girl Scout Cookies to the Islamic Republic of Iran. Iran, who imports 200 million boxes of Girl Scout cookies annually is upset and vows retaliation.
If you look closely, you can see traces of these "invisible chemtrails,"

Invisible Chemtrails Next Terrifying Weapon in Geoengineering

In what anti-chemtrail activists are calling a disturbing and terrifying development, sky observers from the Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN say they have evidence that the government and its corporate sponsors have created nearly invisible chemtrails.

Area Man in Large Dodge Truck Feels No Need to Yield

Mr. Dickens, who drives a illegally modified Dodge RAM 3500 truck, narrowly missed crushing a Toyota Prius which was exiting the roundabout yesterday afternoon.
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