In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
The Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation has just published a 187 page study that found that Donald Trump's recent triumph in the polling data suggests that America is finally realizing its asshole potential.
An online hookup between Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa has produced the Internet's first AI offspring.
A team of University of Florida researchers led by esteemed Bio-Archaeologist Dr. Mark Todd Davis have discovered what they believe is the world's first and only natural fluoride spring out side the Orlando city limits.
A self-proclaimed, Virginia-based patriot group announced plans over the weekend to launch a series of protests Halloween night to highlight what they call the "indoctrination of our children by anti-American, globalist forces."
This morning, President Donald Trump and Secondary First Lady Melania Trump took time out of their schedules to honor victims of what the president called “one of the worstest, bigliest sad moments in American history.”
Historians from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities have discovered that the quaint former gold rush town of Nevada City, California is actually a set from a lost Star Trek episode. The researchers made the discovery while digging through the Paramount television archives in Burbank, CA.
NASCAR is officially announcing plans to move forward with the Gaytona USA National Racing Association -or Gay NRA for short.Â The move was finalized after Gordon released in a private press conference that NASCAR was making moves to celebrate the gay community by giving them their own racing circuit.
His holiness, the 14th Dalai Lama surprised audience members at this year's 7th Annual Ohio Spiritual Awakening Festival or OSAF when he mentioned that he used a fidget spinner to occasionally "relax and center himself after a hectic day."
Nevada County activists who recently returned from Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL) protests in South Dakota where shocked to find out that in their absence, multi-national conglomerate Energy Transfer Partners (ETP) had started oil exploration on Lake Spaulding.