Trending Now

More News

According to the Redding, CA-based Chemtrail Action Network, their new 12,000 piece Look Up! Chemtrail jigsaw puzzle should be a hit.

12,000 Piece Chemtrail Jigsaw Puzzle Just in Time for Christmas

The Redding, California-based Chemtrail Action Network or CAN has announced what it is calling a series of "awareness products" which the controversial activists group claims would make excellent Christmas gifts.
House Speaker Paul Ryan announced that all people who lose their Obamacare health insurance will receive an Ayn Rand novel to 're-educate' themselves.

Booted Obamacare Members Compensated with Ayn Rand Novels

House Speaker Paul Ryan announced that all people who lose their Obamacare health insurance will receive an Ayn Rand novel to 're-educate' themselves.
Smokey Bear has decided to start "packing heat" when he visits American classrooms.

Smokey Bear Decides To Start Packing Heat For All Future School Appearances

Bert DeVos, a member of a billionaire family that has spent hundreds of millions of dollars donating to Republican candidates over the years, told senators that she believes some schools may need to allow guns on their campuses because they live in wooded, rural areas and may need to fend of a bear attack.
Gwyneth Paltrow kombucha douches several times a day and thinks you should too.

Why You Should ‘Kombucha Douche’ Like Gwyneth Paltrow

According to a contributor on Gwyneth Paltrow's alternative blog, you should consider a personal hygiene regime that the actress has used for years: the kombucha douche.

Conservative Leadership Confused by Trump’s Success

Leaders across the Republican party, as well as some of the top conservative pundits in America, have expressed shock at the apparent hijacking of the Republican party by presidential candidate Donald Trump.
Founder and CEO of Jeff Bezos announced plans to purchase the popular porn site

Amazon Makes Bid To Buy

In a surprise move that caught investors completely off guard, Amazon announced a $3.4 billion dollar bid to buy online adult content provider
Jessica and Patrick Carrington's toddler moments before the terrible event.

Orlando Toddler Dyes In Hot Car

As if the city of Orlando hasn’t been challenged enough the last few days, what with a terrorist attack and a gator snatching a toddler from it’s family, now a third tragedy rears it’s ugly head. Overtakes CDC for Internet Citations

According to the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation, the Centers for Disease Control has fallen to third place in Internet citations. The 2 year study, which was commissioned by a grant from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, found that the CDC is now behind YouTube, which is second place, and which now occupies the coveted number one Internet citation spot.

Los Angeles Dodgers Refuse Trump Visit

The Dodgers have told President Trump to "take a hike."
Cab drivers everywhere are suffering from what's called "the Uber effect."

Angry Cab Driver Attacks Uber Customer With Smart Phone

A Philadelphia cab driver has been released on $10,000 bail after he was accused of attacking an Uber customer with his smart phone late last week.
Panthers quarterback Cam Newton reveals that he is indeed black during a press conference.

Newton Reveals That He Is Black Quarterback

Carolina Panthers superstar, Cam Newton, delivered a startling revelation during his Thursday meet and greet with Super Bowl media, disclosing for the first time that he is, in fact, a black quarterback.
Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!