In a joint partnership between Huntington Ingalls, General Dynamics and the popular adult products store Adam & Eve, the United State Government has built the world's largest sex toy.
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The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) today released the latest figures on job growth, reporting a slight drop in unemployment. This left the official number at 4.9%, prompting leading Republicans to scramble for ways to shit on President Obama.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- An emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Council was convened late Tuesday night. The subject at hand was the possibility of America's weapons of mass destruction "falling into the...
Pepe the Frog, beloved mascot of the alt-right movement, was inadvertently sauteed and consumed at Ike's Quarter Cafe in Nevada City yesterday afternoon. Pepe, whose avatar is used by many commenters on 4chan, Reddit, and Breitbart News, was sitting in the outdoor terraced dining area when he was approached by the busser, Tyler "Earbud" Fulcrum.
A maid for the hotel discovered President Clinton at 12:05pm this afternoon, hanging from a sheet tied around the rooms sprinkler nozzle.
Tragedy struck earlier this week when a man took his own life in a local bar. Oceanside, California's Fremont Bar and Grill was having it's Saturday karaoke with it's usual mix of locals and Japanese tourists.
An anonymous man has come forward with pictures of a top secret Chemtrail storage facility at the Nevada County Air Park in Grass Valley, CA.
A Philadelphia cab driver has been released on $10,000 bail after he was accused of attacking an Uber customer with his smart phone late last week.