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Artist's rendition of Amazon's "Cow in a Box" Prime Pantry offering

Amazon Prime Pantry to Ship Livestock

Amazon.com announced late Friday afternoon that it planned to use its popular "Prime Pantry" service to start shipping Livestock directly to consumers.
Smee in his yarmulke

Area Family Circumcises Their Pet Dog

The new procedure is aimed to ease the minds of families wanting to get rid of the "red rocket" that could raise some uncomfortable questions from young children.

Facebook Is Actually Purgatory

Often times Facebook becomes the place to say goodbye to the dead. Everyday you see people paying respects online. But in doing so, are we damning the dead to an eternity in Facebook Purgatory?
The residents of Sierra City, CA are readying themselves for helicopters

Bilderberg Group to Meet in Sierra City in 2017

The annual private meeting of North American and European elites known as the Bilderberg Group announced this week that they will be holding their annual conference at Herrington's Sierra Pines Resort in June of 2017.
Oregon First Militia Private Corporal Master Chief Grant Ryan

Oregon Militia Squatter Explains Why Colin Kaepernick Hates America

Earlier this year, Oregon First Militia Private Corporal Master Chief Grant Ryan participated in a standoff between federal authorities and members of a posse headed by Ammon Bundy. Bundy is a rancher and the son of Cliven Bundy, another man who led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada.

Grass Valley, CA to Open its 15th Dollar Store

Grass Valley, CA --  In a bold move to satisfy local residents' desire for impulsive crap purchases, Dollar Bargain Direct Enterprises announced it was opening what will be the 15th under-a-dollar bargain store in Grass Valley,...
Clem O'Connell didn't get his medical degree from a standard, "libtarded liberal brainwashing" university.

Republican YouTube Doctor Alarmed By Hillary Clinton’s Farts

Clem O'Connell didn't get his medical degree from a standard, "libtarded liberal brainwashing" university. Dr. O'Connell says he got his medical degree from YouTube and other "non-government tyrannical licensing agencies."
President Trump became the United States' first "acting" President this week.

Trump Becomes Acting President to Avoid Impeachment

President Trump became the United States' first "acting" President this week.
Part of the Donald Trump debate prep is sniffing cocaine through 1000 dollar bills.

Trump Snorts Cocaine Through Thousand Dollar Bills

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has come under questioning on twitter for repeated, noticeable sniffing during the first presidential debate after his opponent Hillary Clinton reported that, prior to the presidential debate, Mr. Trump was snorting cocaine in the prep room through a hundred dollar bill.
The President of the conservative Christian Liberty University had some odd words for his students.

Jerry Falwell Jr. Encourages Students to Watch Gay Porn to “Keep an Eye on...

The President of the conservative Christian Liberty University had some odd words for his students.

Keith Richards Found Not Dead in San Francisco Hotel

Emergency personnel were summoned to the posh Bourges Hotel in San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf District this morning. In an official briefing at 10 am, Pacific time, in the Bourges convention hall, Ms. D’lune spoke through tears to the media.
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