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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Rush's Geddy Lee seen here outside the Sarnia, Ontario Lambton Mall.

Rush’s Geddy Lee Gigs as One Man Band at Area Mall

Canadian musician Geddy Lee made an appearance today at the at Sarnia's Lambton Mall playing a variety of instruments in a "one-man-band" configuration called "Doctor Lee's One Man Band."
Trump defecating while reading his favorite book The Sneetches.

The Sneetches Donald Trump’s Favorite Toilet Book

The press got a rare glimpse into the defecation practices of President Trump the past weekend when the alt-right website Breitbart.com published an expose' of his favorite "crapper" books.

500 Rushed To Hospitals After Attending Trump Rally

Local hospitals in the Canton area have been inundated with patients approximately one hour after the Trump rally.
A leaked internal document from Facebook reveals how the social media giant controls your feed.

Leak: Facebook Feeds Managed By Two Grumpy Men in a Balcony

According to this anonymous source, who wished to only be identified as "Miss P" for fear of retaliation,  provided an internal memo the detailed how Facebook makes decisions about what appears on your feed.
According to a 2 year study, extended pornography sessions may reduce mass shootings.

Study: Pornography May Prevent Some Mass Shootings

A 2 year study by the Palo alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of over 14,000 potential mass shooters has determined that chronic pornography viewings can reduce the chances of mass murder by as much as 27%

Charlie’s Angels Sequel Will Feature Gay Lead Cast

The critically-acclaimed action-film triple-threat team Charlie’s Angels from the year 2000 will be rebooted next Summer under a Netflix Original Film title, with one drastic modification to the image of the Angels.
Jeanette Kurtz of Orlando, Florida is out of work as a NASA CGI specialist.

Flat Earth CGI Artist Unemployed After Being Replaced By NASA Supercomputer

Jeanette Kurtz of Orlando, Florida had finally landed her dream job 3 years ago working for the National Aeronautical Space Agency (NASA) working as a computer audio/visual design specialist.
San Francisco's iconic Coit Tower was apparently modeled after the penis of the patron's husband.

San Francisco’s Coit Tower Modeled After Late Husband’s Penis

According to several memos written by Ms. Coit prior to her death, she explicitly instructed both her trustees and would-be architect, who would later be Arthur Brown, Jr., to create "a tower so great, that it would make her late husband's 'jelly-bag' jealous with envy."

Chemtrail Channeling Session Interrupted with Constant Farting

'ET' [Extraterrestrial] Channeler Darryl Anka was repeatedly interrupted by a series of loud farts from his channeled 'guest' Bashar at his recent appearance at the "Waking Universe-Open Mind" alternative wellness festival at the Red Lion Inn in Redding, California.
A photograph of the four horsemen of the apocalypse over Donald Trump's golf course in Scotland.

The Four Horsemen Appearance Over Trump’s Scottish Golf Course Has Citizens Spooked

Residents of the Turnberry resort in Scotland were spooked over the weekend when the four horsemen of the apocalypse appears over the signature Trump golf course, the UK Daily Mail is reporting.
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