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Stephen Curry claims he has done nothing wrong.

Stephen Curry Under Investigation For Point Shaving During NBA Finals

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver has ordered an investigation after rumors of point shaving surfaced after game 7. The investigation has already started with Curry being ordered to appear in front of investigators at the NBA headquarters in New York City on Friday.
Record riots broke out across America.

Record Store Day Violence Breaks Out Across America

Massive brawls broke out between vinyl enthusiasts and police at several independent record stores Saturday, leaving an embarrassing scar on the 10 year anniversary of ‘Record Store Day.'
Derp: a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.

Anti-Derpism and the Rise of Internet Neo-Rationalism

There is no question that conspiracy theories have found a comfy home on the Internet. After decades of living in marginal publications and casual hearsay among friends, many of these "theories" have found a comfy home largely in closed and private Facebook groups.
If you didn't vote for Donald Trump, or you even look like someone who didn't vote for him, he plans on suing you.

Donald Trump Threatens to Sue ‘Any American’ That Didn’t Vote for Him

The billionaire real estate mogul and former reality-TV star and President of the United States told reporters this week at a press conference held at the White House that he plans on suing anyone who didn't vote for him.

Biblical Archaeologists Find Noah’s Ark in Nevada City, CA

Archaeologists from Brigham Young and Southern Methodist Universities have discovered remnants of Noah's Ark on the side of a Nevada City, CA mountain.

Sandy Hook Truther Celebrates 4 Year Anniversary Of Being A Complete Douchebag

  PALUMBO, MISSISSIPPI -- Rufus Cornelius Maxwell celebrated what he called a "very special milestone" today. It was four years ago that Adam Lanza, a 20-year-old mentally disturbed man, broke into Sandy Hook Elementary School...
Flying Spaghetti Monster captured over Interstate 80 in Nevada County.

Cthulhu Spotted Over Nevada County

Cthulhu appeared in the skies over Interstate 80 late yesterday. There is no word from the octopus/dragon-like entity if it has any plans for the people of Earth, however its appearance probably means all humanity is about to end.

Bernie Sanders Finally Chooses His Campaign Song [VIDEO]

The Sanders for President campaign has finally settled on a campaign song. Critics are unsure if it will be an effective ally for the campaign.
Founder and CEO of Jeff Bezos announced plans to purchase the popular porn site

Amazon Makes Bid To Buy

In a surprise move that caught investors completely off guard, Amazon announced a $3.4 billion dollar bid to buy online adult content provider
A new Study finds that chemtrails might be good for your complexion.

New Study: Chemtrails Are Great For Your Complexion

At Sierra Community College in Grass Valley, CA, science student Sandra Willis has made an ironic discovery about the utility of chemtrails: they are great for you're complexion. Sandra Willis' discovery might sway naysayers into the pro-chemtrail camp.
Wrightsboro hog farmer George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."

Hurricane Dorian Found Dead on Florida Man’s Front Porch

Jacksonville gator "farmer" George Reed Wambles took it upon himself to take care of what he called "the fake news media hysteria."
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