In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Statisticians from the Department of Health released a new study concluding there is a 95% probability that the incidence of the female name "Isis" will probably decrease in the United States. Isis had recently become a fairly popular girls name over the last 3 decades, but it probably won't be for much longer.
Well, as Christmas fast-approached, we here at Gish Gallop know what it feels like to run out of ideas. In fact, we ran out of good ideas over 7 years ago and have resorted to stealing them from other publications. None the less, we wanted to give you some great book gift ideas that your trapped friend or family member will appreciate.
Cattle in Nebraska have formed a coalition against being bred and slaughtered for food. They call themselves Antifarm and are backed by PETA and funded by the George Soros Foundation, which has recently received a mysterious $18 billion cash infusion.
Hugh Hefner who was the founder of Playboy enterprises and hosted the popular "California's Gold" for 18 seasons died after a battle with prostate cancer this according to his official death certificate. Hefner was 91.
Deep within a bunker miles below the surface of the Earth, former President Barack Hussein Obama has been closely monitoring the devastation and impact of Hurricane Harvey on the American Gulf Coast.
Local resident and average guy Chip Day failed to open a "Junk Drawer" in his Morgan Ranch home despite repeated and forceful attempts to do so.
President Trump made an attempt to model "good forest maintenance" by raking leaves on the White House lawn.
Area Millennial Scott Foresight has grown tired of his sloppy and inconsiderate roommates, so he decided to take matters into his own hands. On Thursday, after removing his two roommates body hair from the shower drain, Mr. Foresight created "Friendship" bracelets for them.