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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
astor Preston had been dead--effectively brain-dead--for over fifteen minutes by the time he arrived at the hospital. Now he's an atheist.

Area Pastor Defies Death, Converts to Atheism

A local pastor had a bit of a scare recently when he dropped dead of a heart attack. First responders were unable to revive him at the scene, and a defibrillator had zero impact as he was completely dead.
A supposed picture of the World War II experimental destroyer the USS Eldridge which apparently appeared on the field adjacent to Lyman Gilmore Middle School in Grass Valley. The picture has not been verified.

World War II Ship Mysteriously Appears in Local Schoolyard

Although Ken Cornys didn't realize what he was looking at, other than the obvious antique war ship, one area man knew exactly what it was.
Toilet paper is finally getting an upgrade after 1857.

Samsung Releasing Smart ‘GoogleWipe’ Toilet Paper

South Korea-based Samsung announced the first upgrade to toilet technology in over 150 years.
Area racist Terry Adkinson says he refuses to answer pollster questions truthfully.

Area Racist Never Responds to Trump Approval Poll Requests

Area trinket collector, “oriental” food connoisseur and occasional racist Terry Adkinson says he's been contacted over the past few months by various polling operations such as Gallup and Rasmussen and refuses to answer their questions honestly.
Pat Robertson believes that his vitality is due to his daily consumption of liberal baby blood.

Pat Robertson Attributes Long Life to the Blood of “Sweet, Sweet Liberal Babies”

The controversial and unexpected comments where made during an interview on the Glenn Beck-un website The Blaze, which was celebrating the 38th Anniversary of The 700 Club.
Northern California veterinarians are reporting an increase in the number of small pet deaths due to increased Chemtrail activity.

Increased Chemtrail Spraying Leading to Premature Guinea Pig Deaths

Increased aerosolized chemtrail spraying over Northern California has led to an increase in small pet deaths according to area veterinarians.
Scott Walker seen here practices for his new bell boy job.

Scott Walker Takes New Job at Trump Hotel In Madison

Shortly after Scott Walker conceded his run for Wisconsin Governor to Democrat Tony Evers, he informed the press corp that he has accepted a bell boy job at Madison Concourse Hotel.

Man Talking to Himself in Grocery Outlet Apparently Not Insane

A man apparently talking to himself in the local Grass Valley, CA grocery store Grocery Outlet is not insane, but rather simply talking on his hands-free mobile phone ear piece.
Amazon's Alexa personal assistant is canceling gun owner's orders, leading to accusations of deep state involvement.

Alexa Working with the FBI: Deep State Canceling Ammo Sales

Amazon's Alexa personal assistant is canceling gun owner's orders, leading to accusations of deep state involvement.
Donald Trump has started a GoFundMe.com account.

Donald Trump Starts GoFundMe For His Campaign

Mr. Trump says that he will "absotively, posolutely" ensure that "every damn nickel" that's donated to the Go Fund Me Will only wind up in his campaign fund, and not anywhere else.
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