In a rare public statement, North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un condemned the recent depiction of a decapitated model of President Trump. This is only the 4th public statement by the supreme leader since he took control in 2011.
In what is being discussed as a deathblow to Earth and its inhabitants, Cthulhu (pronounced KhlÃ»lâ€²-hloo), the gigantic, wholly evil entity worshiped by cultists who conducts human sacrifices, has joined Amway. This announcement sent shocks through the MLM world, as well as terrifying humanity.
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President Trump plans to continue his annual practice of shooting someone on Fifth Avenue.
Vladimir Putin spokesman, Dmitry Peskov, stopped by for an interview with host George Stephanopoulos during ABC's Good Morning America television show. Mr. Stephanopoulos immediately addressed the claim that Putin and the Russian Government interfered and attempted to affect the outcome of the 2016 United States election.