In a tragic attack, satire/fake news writer Cleveland Sam was hit by an SUV driven by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
The nation's milk carton producers have sounded an alarm.
Residents of California's State Capital were both terrified and dumbstruck this AM when what appeared to be a replica of Earth appeared in the sky.
What does toothpaste and mass extinction have in common? More than you think!
In a last minute press conference called to address the recent contagious disease outbreaks, President Obama has proposed a solution to deal with the Anti-Vaccination or Anti-Vax movement.
The Blue Pill would have helped a Newcastle Mens Rights Activist keep his tassel at attention.