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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Taj Mahal Attacked By New Jersey Militia

The national usCrow affiliate militia the New Jersey Minutemen briefly seized control of the Trump Taj Mahal briefly over the weekend on an anonymous tip that the struggling casino and resort was harboring Islamic terrorists.

Wikipedia Releases Dozens of New Hillary Clinton Citations

The citations, which run the range of Ms. Clinton's political career, are bound to provide "read meat" for Republican presidential challenger Donald Trump's stump speeches.
Several Troll Farms in Russian are now teaching their students to misspell like average Americans.

Russian Schools Training Trolls to Misspell Like Average Americans

Several Troll Farms in Russian are now teaching their students to misspell like average Americans.

ISIS Targets Area Man’s 1989 Buick LaSabre

An area conservative blogger is growing increasingly concerned about a possible plot by ISIS terrorists to attack his 1989 Buick LeSabre. Retired Colonel Jack Ripper as been spending the past two years planning for what he calls "a massive 'moooslem' attack on his Idaho Maryland Road home.

Ancient Egyptian Discovery a Great Disappointment

Archaeologists working near the site of the Library of Alexandria in Egypt, famed cultural center of the ancient world, uncovered a massive trove of parchments, scrolls, and manuscripts this week, calling it, "the single greatest Anthropological disappointment in history."
Kevin Thomas of Grass Valley suffering from heatstroke after mowing approximately 27 ft of their family's front lawn.

Area Teenager Treated For Heatstroke After Being Forced to Mow Lawn

Area teenager Kevin Thomas (17) of Grass Valley said he needed to be treated for heat stroke after being "brutally forced" his family's 200 square foot lawn over the weekend.

Michele Bachmann Not Afraid to Say What We All Know

Michele Bachmann announced to America over the weekend what Americans everywhere already knew: that 'gays' will "freely prey on little children sexually."
President-elect Trump has enlisted the controversial Russian feminist punk rock group Pussy Riot to play at his inauguration.

Trump Books Pussy Riot for Inauguration

In a surprise last-minute addition to the entertainment schedule, the outspoken and controversial Russian rock band Pussy Riot has been invited to play during Donald Trump's inauguration.
Mary Shilling vs. The Grass Valley Roundabout

Area Senior Citizen Circles Roundabout For 5 Minutes

An area woman admitted that she spent five minutes driving around Grass Valley’s Roundabout in her 2008 Buick LaSabre after not being able to exit properly.
Immigration officials are at a loss to stop this new wave of illegal immigration.

Mexican Cartels Using Drones to Traffic Children and Fentanyl

The drones are capable of carrying 54kgs (120lbs) of payload upwards of 20km (12.4 miles) from cartel bases within Mexico
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