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The new Centennial Dam project will host a new water park and and fully re-assembled Bridgeport Bridge.

New Centennial Dam to Host Water Park and Full Bridgeport Bridge

Officials of the Nevada Irrigation District (“NID”) confirmed today that a new recreational facility will be included in the Centennial Dam Project.
Jason Dant of Penn Valley says his local militia will stake out a space on Grass Valley's new cell phone tower.

Local Militia Plans To Use New Cell Tower To Stop Rioting

Penn Valley's Jason Dant says his local militia will stake out a space on Grass Valley's new cell phone tower to prevent "libtards" from taking over America.

Several Dead After a Good Guy With a Gun Sleeps In

Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.
At a recent family night out, Grass Valley's Terry Adkinson took it upon himself to rank the value of different ethnic foods.

Area Racist Ranks the American Value of Ethnic Foods

Area racist and Trump supporter Terry Adkinson of Grass Valley made a point Sunday night to rank Ethnic food based on its "value" to society.

Shocking Report: Sibling Blames the Other Sibling

Nevada City, CA -- Kevin Thomas has it all figured out. And he likes to explain his insights hourly to his entire family. He thinks his younger brother is pretty much the reason that...

ISIS Finds Indiana’s Political Climate Hopeful

A spokesman for the designated terrorist group ISIS announced Monday that the extremist group is pleased with the political developments in Indiana.
Lemmy Kilmister, frontman of legendary proto thrash-metal band Motörhead dead at 70

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Lemmy Kilmister Dead at 70

Lemmy Kilmister, founding member and frontman of Motörhead. has died. He was 70 years old. Kilmister — who legendarily survived diabetes and implantation of a heart defibrillator — was diagnosed with the disease just two days ago, the band said in a statement.
Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.

Amazon Warehouses Now Issuing Adult Diapers to Workers

Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.

Nation’s Barely Literate Angered by Dismissal of Views

According to a recent Pew Poll, America's mediocre thinkers are increasingly frustrated by what they see as a widespread dismissal of their opinions by their fellow citizens with above-average intelligence. Exacerbating their irritation is a seeming inability to communicate coherently.
Aspiring author Roy Riffle of Nevada City.

Man to Write James Joycean Account of Nevada City

Roy Riffle recently announced to a small crowd of Millennials at an area coffee shop that he intended to write the town's equivalent of James Joyce's Ulysses.
Republicans are looking for their next saint.

Republican Base Looking for Next Asshole to Support

Anticipating the need for a right-wing hero to replace Donald Trump, rank-and-file Republicans around the country have reportedly begun searching for the next huge asshole to canonize.
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