A 3 month emergency study by the Palo Alto-base Rundex Family Foundation has concluded that you are more like to be injured shopping in the Grass Valley Grocery Outlet Supermarket, than from a refugee from one of the 7 recently banned countries.
In what appears to be a surprise move, former New York Senator and current 2016 Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton has converted to Scientology. The move, which has taken some but not all by surprise, was not hastily done according to sources inside her 2016 Campaign.
In another terse â€œlocalsâ€ against â€œtransplantsâ€ debate, the Nevada County Facebook community pages have been heating up over which faction is doing all of the shitty driving in the area, and now the online fracas has spilled into the streets.
After much consideration, the popular Facebook Group Nevada County Peeps announced this week to eliminate all discussions and replace it with admin post updates only. The move is seen as an important step in clamping down on "Internet trolls."
Former president Bill Clinton is getting to be a regular on the celebrity jet-way pop-in circuit. This afternoon, Mr. Clinton found his private jet on the same tarmac as Donald Trump's TrumpForce One, and popped in to spend a few minutes with King Cheeto.
The popular online coupon site removed an offer for an adult film shoot.
In a surprise executive order, the Trump Administration announced plans to license and deploy aerial drones to conduct Chemtrail spraying operations.
At a recent speaking engagement in suburban Pittsburgh, former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton went off script to criticize Ayn Rand's 1957 Objectivist novel Atlas Shrugged as "a boyish fantasy not grounded in reality, but rather a comic book tale."