Officials of the Nevada Irrigation District (â€œNIDâ€) confirmed today that a new recreational facility will be included in the Centennial Dam Project.
Penn Valley's Jason Dant says his local militia will stake out a space on Grass Valley's new cell phone tower to prevent "libtards" from taking over America.
Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.
Area racist and Trump supporter Terry Adkinson of Grass Valley made a point Sunday night to rank Ethnic food based on its "value" to society.
Lemmy Kilmister, founding member and frontman of MotÃ¶rhead. has died. He was 70 years old. Kilmister â€” who legendarily survived diabetes and implantation of a heart defibrillator â€” was diagnosed with the disease just two days ago, the band said in a statement.
Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.
According to a recent Pew Poll, America's mediocre thinkers are increasingly frustrated by what they see as a widespread dismissal of their opinions by their fellow citizens with above-average intelligence. Exacerbating their irritation is a seeming inability to communicate coherently.
Anticipating the need for a right-wing hero to replace Donald Trump, rank-and-file Republicans around the country have reportedly begun searching for the next huge asshole to canonize.