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President Trump might "pre-pardon" himself.

President Trump Considering Pre-Pardoning Himself

According to unnamed White House officials, President Donald Trump is mulling the possibility of pre-pardoning himself of any criminal wrong-doing in the current investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election.
Expecting mother Aubrey Goodrow of Citrus Heights, CA swears she saw Prince in a routine ultrasound this morning.

Expecting Mom Sees Prince in Ultrasound

Expecting mother Aubrey Goodrow of Citrus Heights, CA swears she saw Prince in a routine ultrasound this morning.
A Salem, Oregon man believes he can treat erectile dysfunction with bee stings.

Area Man Maintains Erection With Bee Stings

A Salem, Oregon man believes he can treat erectile dysfunction with bee stings.
This is what Broad Street would look like renamed to Nisenan Blvd.

Area Feminist Petitions to Have Broad Street Renamed

Area community activist and former Sacramento State University feminist Sairhra Ramun of Nevada City has petitioned the city council to formally change the name of Broad Street to Nisenan Blvd. The move, which has been expected by acquaintances close to the activist, was inspired by recent unrest at several college campuses across the country.
Pfizer creates world's first non-GMO MMR vaccine

Pfizer Creates World’s First Non-GMO Vaccine

The vaccine has been in the works for years following complaints from concerned parents who refuse to vaccinate their children. Pfizer hopes this breakthrough will convince those parents that there is nothing to fear from vaccines.
Don Vada of North Bloomfield

Area Dickhead Says Guys Who Yell ‘Fake News’ on Facebook are Probably ‘Gay’

Local malcontent and self-proclaimed dickhead Don Vaca really hates people who state the obvious. Recently, while attempting to order a Starbucks drink at a local, privately-owned coffee shop, Mr. Vaca announced loudly to the crowded cafe that anyone who points out 'fake news' is probably a 'fag.'
The Muppets seen here outside of Washington D.C. on their way to find Sesame Street.

Muppet Caravan Headed Towards Sesame Street

They're on a mission to set the record straight.
Eminem to Play TuPac In New Biopic

Eminem to Play Tupac Shakur in New Biopic

Eminem is set to play Tupac Shakur in the upcoming biopic All Eyez on Me, which is set to be released later this year.
The Oxford English Dictionary announced today that they will be including the word 'butthurt' in the supplemental 2017 edition.

‘Butthurt’ Added to Oxford English Dictionary

Editors for the Oxford English Dictionary or OED announced today that the word 'butthurt' will be included in a 2017 supplemental version of the world-famous reference guide
White House Special Counsel Robert Mueller has changed his mind about the Russia Probe following an extended argument on Reddit.com

A Reddit Argument Convinces Special Counsel Robert Mueller to End Russia Probe

After a tough 3 day Facebook argument, Special Counsel Robert Mueller is officially closing the investigation into the Trump campaign and the Russian hacking into the election. After a heated 72 hour battle with Trump supporters On Reddit.com's popular subreddit "the_donald," Mueller finally caved.
According to White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, the former Obama Administration didn't vet President Trump's picks.

Sean Spicer: Obama Administration Didn’t Fully Vet The People Trump Hired

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer made head turn yet again today when he said that it has “become increasingly clear” since the Trump administration took power in January that the previous administration did a “Russian piss-party-poor job” of vetting them.
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