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Veteran television journalist Gwen Ifill has died at the age of 61.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Gwen Ifill Dead at 61.

Veteran television journalist Gwen Ifill, the longtime host of PBS’ “Washington Week” and co-anchor of “PBS NewsHour,” has died. She was 61. A PBS spokesperson confirmed that Ifill passed away Monday after a months-long battle with cancer.
Danni Schlozmeyer of Grass Valley thinks she can save the historic Bridgeport covered bridge by getting it to accept Jesus Christ as its personal savior.

Area Woman Attempts To Save Old Bridge By Getting It to Accept Jesus Christ

Danni Schlozmeyer of Grass Valley thinks she can save the historic Bridgeport covered bridge by getting it to accept Jesus Christ as its personal savior.
Its ability to create compound prescriptions was a key selection factor Spring Hill's participation in chemtrail operations.

Local Pharmacy & Chemtrails Responsible for Flu Outbreak

The popular family-owned Spring Hill Pharmacy has colluded with Beale Air Force Officials to produce the recent influenza outbreak in Western Nevada County, Gish Gallop learned early Wednesday morning. According to insiders and a few shameless Facebook comments, people have successfully correlated the Spring Hill Pharmacy sign located on Dorsey Drive with overhead chem trails.
Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that "she's just in it for the money."

Corporate Stock Buy Backs Allow Chipotle Worker to Continue to Live Just Above the...

Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that she's excited about the almost 1 trillion dollars worth of corporate stock buy-backs.
The majority of Americans can't locate Honduras on a map.

Most Americans Still Unclear Where Honduras Is

A recent survey conducted by the non-partisan Rundex Family Foundation discovered that the overwhelming majority of Americans have no idea where Honduras is.

Local Researcher: Missoula, Montana Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Missoula, Montana is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.

ISIS Targets Area Man’s 1989 Buick LaSabre

An area conservative blogger is growing increasingly concerned about a possible plot by ISIS terrorists to attack his 1989 Buick LeSabre. Retired Colonel Jack Ripper as been spending the past two years planning for what he calls "a massive 'moooslem' attack on his Idaho Maryland Road home.

The MLA and APA In Epic Battle Over Coronavirus Style Guides

The two influential organizations are locked in an epic battle over how best to cite the novel coronavirus, also known as COVID-19.
A year-long study suggests that Trump supporters have smaller penises.

Report: Trump Supporters Have Penises 2 Inches Smaller than Nationwide Average

A year-long study by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation has revealed that male Donald Trump supporters have, on average, a penis that is 2 inches shorter than non-Trump supporters.
President Trump in an early morning tweet announced that Thespians will no longer be permitted in the military.

Trump Bans Thespians from Military Service

In another in a long line of "governing by tweets," President Trump announced early this morning via Twitter that Thespians have no place in the military and will be not allow to serve their country.
Area Senior Can't Stop Computer From Printing

Area Senior Citizen Can’t Stop Computer From Printing

 Reynaldo M. Rodriguez's printer has stopped working correctly. Mr. Rodriguez prints "every god-damned email" he gets because he's afraid he'll lose it.
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