PALUMBO, MISSISSIPPI -- Rufus Cornelius Maxwell celebrated what he called a "very special milestone" today. It was four years ago that Adam Lanza, a 20-year-old mentally disturbed man, broke into Sandy Hook Elementary School...
The Grass Valley Police Department release a memorandum late this week notifying the public that it has hired a former Ferguson, Missouri police officer. In the memo, the department wanted to make it clear that the new hire was in no way politically motivated, nor was there anything more "than a routine hire."
Facebook announced today that it will be introducing a sarcasm font that can be used for passive-aggressive purposed on the popular social media platform. The font, which will be available from a drop-down menu, will feature the the default Facebook typeface but in reverse-left italics to indicate sarcasm.
Rumors are swirling around the White House that Vice President Mike Pence is deeply enamored with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. It's unclear just how deep is his love for the young, handsome leader from the Great White North, but insiders are saying Mr. Pence is 'hot to trot' for him, like many in Washington D.C. and around the world.
Nevada County District Attorney Newell naively told officers he had indeed provided images depicting children in compromising situations to a number of media representatives.
After an exhaustive 20 month investigation, Gish Gallop has learned that conspiracy theorist and host of infowars.com Alex Jones is quite possibly the late deceased comedian Bill Hicks.