Local CVS Pharmacy has a trick up its sleeve to let their customers know who's the boss: a solitary betta fish displayed prominently on the counter.
Blink 182 guitarist Tom DeLonge, has discovered disturbing news about EarthFiles.com founder and alternative investigative reporter Linda Moulton Howe.
In an effort to improve high technology productivity and capitalize on the current booming economy in that sector, the Obama Administration is proposing annexing several high tech cities on the Indian subcontinent.
North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that Sedona, Arizona is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Sedona anomaly" for the past 3 years.
What does toothpaste and mass extinction have in common? More than you think!
A creeping and gnawing feeling that something isn't right continued its steady march for the 11th consecutive year as area woman Margaret Crowley failed to find enlightenment after purchasing the amazing and revolutionary Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Taco Bell is under fire for its new line of salads.
Wilburn Marvin accidentally overslept this morning, missing his chance to save hundreds of people from an active shooter situation.