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According to alternative health guru Dr. Joseph Mercola, singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease.

Joni Mitchell Cured of Morgellons, Claims Dr. Joseph Mercola

According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website Mercola.com.

Facebook Testing Sarcasm Font

Facebook announced today that it will be introducing a sarcasm font that can be used for passive-aggressive purposed on the popular social media platform. The font, which will be available from a drop-down menu, will feature the the default Facebook typeface but in reverse-left italics to indicate sarcasm.

Nevada City, Sedona vying for Spiritual Vortex

Spiritualist and psychic Edgar Cayce claimed that Nevada City, CA might be a gathering place for the spiritually enlightened and a gathering place for those who wish to bring about change in this troubled world. This, of course, has engendered a sense of competition with Sedona, Arizona which also believes it is the spiritual vortex of the known universe.

Huma Abedin And Anthony Weiner Victims Of Apparent Murder Suicide

NYPD officers were shocked and horrified by the scene they encountered upon investigation of a domestic disturbance in an upscale Chelsea neighborhood this morning.
Despite an earnest sense of voluntarism, an area pothole hasn't been fixed.

Enlightened Self-Interest Fails to Fill Area Pothole

A large Grass Valley pothole has gone unrepaired despite the claims of some neighbors that "enlightened self interest" would fix it
Bernie Sanders is claiming that there is a conspiracy to drive the country into disaster.

Bernie Sanders: Trump, Clinton, Obama Conspiring Against America

Bernie Sanders, a sitting Senator from Vermont, is claiming that there is a conspiracy, lead by Obama, Clinton, and Trump, to drive the country into social and economic disaster.
Along with being strangled in bed, the 1.2 million dollar study also found that there's a high correlation that people who eat Pringles have an affection for Nicolas Cage films.

Study: Eating Pringles Raises Risk of Being Strangled by Bed Sheets

A 2 year study conducted by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation found that the popular potato and wheat-based snack food Pringles is Earth's most popular food.
President Trump became the United States' first "acting" President this week.

Trump Becomes Acting President to Avoid Impeachment

President Trump became the United States' first "acting" President this week.

Jamba Juice Diet Leads to Type 2 Diabetes

Area man Jason Dubrey is now recovering from a month-long diet of Jamba Juice. Dubrey, 34, has been watching several online videos about weight loss and juice diets and decided last month to try a "30-day Juice fast."
As science fiction fans gathered in Las Vegas to celebrate their favorite genre, many expressed a deep longing for more Dick.

Sci-Fi Fans Longing For New Dick

As science fiction fans gathered in Las Vegas to celebrate their favorite genre, many expressed a deep longing for more Dick.
The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.

Kool Aid Man Denies Involvement With ISIS Prison Break

The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.
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