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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

76% of NBC News Employees Resign After Ethics Certification Training

After attending a mandatory business conduct and ethics training, 76% of NBC News employees simply resigned.
Paramount Pictures is betting on Adam Sandler in their upcoming film The Pizza Delivery Guy.

Adam Sandler Makes Comeback in a New Paramount Pictures Release

Paramount Pictures is betting on Adam Sandler in their upcoming film The Pizza Delivery Guy.

CERN Scientists: We May Be on an Alternate Reality Pathway

The scientists at CERN Laboratories, or European Organization for Nuclear Research in Switzerland, have finally isolated and studied the elusive Higgs-Boson particle, also known as the 'God particle'. The findings of the study are startling, to say the least.
Students for Social Action and Justice or the SSAJ announced that all Libertarians should be thrown in jail.

Portland Socialists Suggest Imprisoning Libertarians ‘Just for Fun’

Portland, Oregon's Students for Social Action and Justice or the SSAJ announced that all Libertarians should be thrown in jail.

Local Researcher: Gold Coast, Queensland Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that the Australian resort city of Gold Coast is an elaborate hoax and does not exist.
Sgt. Tackleberry brings with him a deep love of firearms to the NSA.

Trump Names Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry National Security Advisor

President Trump appointed Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry (Tack) as his new national security advisor on Monday, choosing a widely respected military strategist known for challenging conventional thinking and carrying a loaded .44 Magnum at all times.
The Trump Administration has denied any involvement in the deportation of SNL's Lorne Michaels.

SNL Producer Lorne Michaels Deported To Canada

Creator and Producer of Saturday Night Live Lorne Michaels has reportedly been deported back to his native country of Canada. Mr. Michaels was seized by immigration officials early Sunday morning from his Amagansett, New York home without any forewarning.

Gish Gallop Review: Travelin’ Man by Ricky Nelson

I was originally going to review the latest Die Antwoord album Donker Mag, which I am extremely fond of, but I decided not to as I'm not that...
CIA operational agent Karen Bergman is regretting Samsung Smart Television spying assignment.

CIA Agent Can’t Unsee What She’s Seen on Your Samsung Smart TV

Fairfax, VA --  CIA operational agent Karen Bergman is regretting her recent assignment to spy on owners of Samsung Smart Televisions. The 13 year veteran of the...
President Obama seen here shooting his "gay agenda" into "Red States"

Obama Can Now Shoot his “Gay Agenda” with Rainbows, Conservatives Claim

According to American Conservatives, a recent photo distributed by the White House proves that President Obama has terrifying magical powers to make, in their words, "the Gay Agenda more real than it ever has been."
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