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The chicken sandwich fast food giant has misfired with its attempts to reach out to the LGBTQ community.

Chick-fil-A Under Fire for LGBTQ-themed Sandwich “Flamin’ fi-A”

The chicken sandwich fast food giant seems to have misfired again with its attempt to rectify the situation.

Local Fur Shop Solves Bear Invasion Issue/Creates Bear Boxing

After the successful planning phase of the Dollar Fur Store which will be located at the foot of Broad Street, Roseville, CA developer Jackson-Pilfer properties has solved the recent "bear/drought" crisis by creating a 19 foot round sinkhole at the intersections of Broad and Pine Streets, and filling it with delicious crepes.
President Trump in an early morning tweet announced that Thespians will no longer be permitted in the military.

Trump Bans Thespians from Military Service

In another in a long line of "governing by tweets," President Trump announced early this morning via Twitter that Thespians have no place in the military and will be not allow to serve their country.

Woodstock 50th Anniversary Postage Stamps To Feature LSD Adhesive

If your mellow has been harshed lately, these are sure to help.

Conspiracy Researcher: St. George, Utah Doesn’t Exist

North San Juan resident, part-time chemtrail researcher and amateur ionizing radiation hobbyist Skyy Wolford announced to a somewhat disinterested crowd out in front of the Sierra Super Stop that St. George, Utah is an elaborate hoax and does not exist. Mr. Wolford, who was recently in the news following his landmark Wi-Fi disability settlement, has been studying what he calls "the Macon anomaly" for the past 3 years.
JJP Cube a.k.a. Lethal Chrome in his bedroom studio

Local Unplugged Musician Reduced to Silence

Local hip-hop, dubstep and general techno musician "JP Cube a.k.a. Lethal Chrome" has been reduced to 45 minutes of silence after attempting to produce an "unplugged" album of his most popular songs.
A local female Pomeranian named Dazzler recently converted to Islam.

Sacramento Dog Converts To Islam

The Schultz family knew something was not right when Dazzler began to spell out "the problem is with the infidels" with her kibble and would randomly bite family members ankles for no reason. Well, there was a reason.
Donald Trump Jumps the Shark

Donald Trump To Jump Shark

In a last ditch effort to revive his public image amid flagging poll numbers, disastrous performances in all three Presidential Debates, alienation from top Republicans and GOP voters and numerous lawsuits and scandals, Donald Trump has announced plans to jump across a 400-gallon tank containing an adult great white shark.
In a surprising development, country music star Hank Williams, Jr. has endorsed Hillary Clinton.

Hank Williams Jr. Endorses Hillary Clinton

Hank Williams, Jr. has withdrawn his support for Republican candidate Donald Trump, and endorsed Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton. The move shocks Williams fans all over the nation.

Gish Gallop Review: Travelin’ Man by Ricky Nelson

I was originally going to review the latest Die Antwoord album Donker Mag, which I am extremely fond of, but I decided not to as I'm not that cynical at the moment. Instead I wanted...

Exposed: Japan Earthquake A HAARP Prank Gone Wrong

Gakona, AK --Earthquakes have rattled the island country of Japan since its birth. So it was no surprise to hear that two fatal earthquakes struck recently tragically killing many. But is there something more sinister...
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