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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un seen here celebrating his successful hacking of the Coca-Cola formula.

North Korean Hackers Steal Coca-Cola Recipe

In an early morning tweet, the DPRK News Service announced that leader Kim Jong-un had his first drink of that they're calling the "imperialist liquor" made on Korean soil.

97% Chance of Contracting Herpes at Burning Man

The Pershing County Sheriff in conjunction with other Lovelock, NV officials has published a 412 page report warning that almost 97% of Burning Man "degenerates" will contract Herpes at this year's festival.

Inter-dimensional Vortex Briefly Appears Above Sacramento

Residents of California's State Capital were both terrified and dumbstruck this AM when what appeared to be a replica of Earth appeared in the sky.
Remnants of Jeff Hughston's basement in Barstow, CA, after he accidentally launched his homemade rocket into the ceiling.

Flat Earther Launches Rocket, Splatters on Basement Ceiling

In what appears to be a copy-cat attempt gone awry, 37 year old Barstow, CA native Jeff Hughston's life almost came to an end this weekend when he attempted to launch his homemade, kerosene-powered rocket from his Mother's basement.
Trent Turco in one of his many MGTOW singular protests.

Attention-starved Local Man Starts #allgenitalsmatter Movement

In retaliation to the "Me Too" posts on Facebook, Penn Valley local Trent Turco has created the #allgenitalsmatter movement.
In a late Friday night press release, NASA announced that one of its satellites crashed into the underside of the Flat Earth.

NASA Confirms Satellite Crash Into Underside of Flat Earth

In what some are calling an accidental and shocking admission, NASA scientists the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena have confirmed that a research satellite has crashed into the underside of the Earth.
Drudge Report operator Matt Drudge was overheard referring to Fox News commentator Sean Hannity as a "whiner."

Matt Drudge: Sean Hannity is a Whiner

Controversy broke out across the conservative media landscape over the weekend when  American political commentator, and the creator and editor of the politically conservative American news aggregator Drudge Report, was overheard criticizing fellow conservative media personality Sean Hannity as being a "whiner."
"InstaSlamming" The newest social media trend is killing kids.

New Social Media Challenge Kills Teenagers

Obdulia Sanchez, 18-year old girl from Central California, was arrested Friday for driving while intoxicated and gross vehicular manslaughter.  Sanchez and her sister had been driving north of Los Banos when she overcompensated a turn and crashed into a fence.
26 are dead with many more injured after a deadly gunfight in Chihuahua, Mexico.

Chihuahua Gunfight Leaves 26 Dead

An incident in this peaceful complex has police and residents alike scratching their heads as the gunmen responsible for 26 fatalities are allowed to run free. Without collars.

Forget Pokémon, CannaCaching Is The New Big Thing

If you have been swept up in the Pokemon Go craze, you are going to love the new geocaching game that has swept northern California like wild fire.
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