The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary and refuge which will be located in Siskiyou County.
The BriarPatch Co-op in Grass Valley is experimenting with a new form of checkout lane that relies on the good graces of their shoppers. The "Pay It Forward" checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.
This morning, as temporary President Donald Trump was leaving the White House to go and pick up some beef jerky, coffee, doughnuts, hot dogs, ice cream, deep fried Oreos, and McDonaldâ€™s for himself for breakfast.
The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.
A Montana man became the nation's first person to successfully stare down a taxidermied deer. Roger McKean of Columbia Falls, Montana was visiting a local notary to have an unnecessary permit notarized to keep Obama from taking his guns from in Dodge RAM 2500.
At a rally where New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced his support for President hopeful Donald Trump, "The Donald" promised to make America "white again" at a rally in Fort Worth, Texas this week.
Mr. Davies is four days into his 30-day Facebook ban. He has not been disciplined on Twitter, and according to him, he’s added over 500 followers in the past week.