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Area handyman Hank Snow showing off his unusual catch.

Freak GMO Fish Caught in Local Lake

Area handyman Hank Snow believes he's caught a once in a lifetime fish from Scotts Flatt Lake, which is located a few miles east of Nevada City, CA.
The secessionist State of Jefferson announced the nation's first Bigfoot refuge.

The Proposed State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary

The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary and refuge which will be located in Siskiyou County.

Texas Legalizes Smoking At Gas Stations

Most Texans support the new law designed to keep "foreign influence" out.

Briarpatch Co-op to Open “Pay It Forward” Checkout Line

The BriarPatch Co-op in Grass Valley is experimenting with a new form of checkout lane that relies on the good graces of their shoppers. The "Pay It Forward" checkout line allows BriarPatch customers to pay for the groceries of the person directly behind them in line.
Fake Donald Trump, Jr., son of Republican President Donald Trump

President Trump Calls Donald Trump Jr. ‘Fake News’

This morning, as temporary President Donald Trump was leaving the White House to go and pick up some beef jerky, coffee, doughnuts, hot dogs, ice cream, deep fried Oreos, and McDonald’s for himself for breakfast.
The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.

Kool Aid Man Denies Involvement With ISIS Prison Break

The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.

Montana Man Becomes First to Win Staring Contest with Taxidermied Deer

A Montana man became the nation's first person to successfully stare down a taxidermied deer. Roger McKean of Columbia Falls, Montana was visiting a local notary to have an unnecessary permit notarized to keep Obama from taking his guns from in Dodge RAM 2500.

Cheerleader Accidentally Relieves Herself Midair

A Knoxville area cheerleader has become news in an unfortunate way this past Friday night when she accidentally had a bowel movement midair during the varsity football game halftime show.
The Constitution was written expressly by and for those of us of Anglo-Saxon descent, said Donald Trump at a rally in Texas.

Trump & Christie: We Will Make America White Again

At a rally where New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced his support for President hopeful Donald Trump, "The Donald" promised to make America "white again" at a rally in Fort Worth, Texas this week.
Mr. Davies is 4 days into his 30-day Facebook ban. He has not been disciplined on Twitter, and according to him, he’s added over 500 followers in the past week.

Area Racist Claims Trump Is Our Least Racist President

Mr. Davies is four days into his 30-day Facebook ban. He has not been disciplined on Twitter, and according to him, he’s added over 500 followers in the past week.
Starbucks is experimenting with a new colonic.

Starbucks Brewing Up New Coffee Colonic Service

In a bid to stay relevant and to "keep ahead of the competitive coffee curve," Starbucksâ„¢ Corporation announced this week that it plans to augment its extensive line of coffee, teas and snacks with a new colonic/enema health care option.
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