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Donald Trump has nominated controversial conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for Press Secretary

Alex Jones Offered White House Press Secretary Position

In what is a surprise and controversial development for some, and a welcomed addition to others, President Donald Trump has nominated alt-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones for White House Press Secretary, replacing Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Graduating students from Nevada Union High School marched down the aisle to Amy Winehouse's "Rehab"

Students Vote to Replace Pomp and Circumstance with Amy Winehouse’s Rehab

Attendees at Grass Valley's Nevada Union High School graduation were both surprised and concerned over the weekend when the traditional processional march song "Pomp and Circumstance" was replaced with Amy Winehouse's song "Rehab."

Mormons Provide Solution to Area’s Chronic Drunk-Driving Problem

The Nevada County Sheriff’s Department announced a new pilot program yesterday enlisting members of a local Mormon mission to give free rides to late night bar-goers. The partnership seeks to put an end to decades of tragic fatal alcohol-related incidents along Nevada County roadways, particularly along the Highway 49 corridor.
Code Pink's Medea Benjamin has agreed to meet with President Donald Trump.

Trump Invites Code Pink to White House

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announcing during the daily briefing that President Trump has invited the grassroots peace and social justice movement Code Pink to discuss their grievances.
A three year study by the Rundex Family Foundation has phone that regular cell phone use makes you happier.

Mobile Phone Radiation Makes You Happier

A study conducted by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has concluded that regular cell phone use makes you happier. The 3 year study, titled "Effects of Cell Phone Radio Frequency Signal Exposure on Brain Glucose Metabolism," was conducted by Rundex with funding from the Centers for Disease Control and found that using using a mobile phone as little as 50 minutes per day increases brain glucose metabolism by as much as 26%, which contributed to increased happiness.
Social media giant Facebook is currently working through its issues.

Facebook Struggles With Un-banning Itself

Menlo Park, CA -- After a prolonged service disruption this earlier this week, social media giant Facebook is still struggling to recover from an accidental 'self banning'...

Survivalist Accidentally Gets Trapped In His Doomsday Bunker

The trouble started this past weekend when Mr. Buxton returned from a Costco run with 4 cases of tomato sauce and 1400 rolls of toilet paper.
Smee in his yarmulke

Area Family Circumcises Their Pet Dog

Grass Valley's Lawrence family dog Smee has undergone a new revolutionary and controversial treatment: they circumcised him. The new procedure is aimed to ease the minds of families wanting to get rid of the "red rocket" that could raise some uncomfortable questions from young children.

Waterford Whispers News Mistaken For Nursing Home Newsletter

Residents awoke to copies of what they thought would be their normal nursing home newsletter, but instead they found Waterford Whispers News stories.

Souplantation and Monsanto Team Up on Round-Up Ready Salad Bar

Early Saturday morning the agribusiness giant Monsanto and buffet-style salad bar chain Souplantation announced that they would be joining forces to produce the world's first Round-Up Ready salad bar.

Plastic Bag Ban Threatens Garbage Patch Vortex, Organizer Says

Angela Hansen organized the grassroots effort to save the Pacific Garbage Vortex Patch when she realized that the new ban would force local residents to bring their own paper or canvas bags while shopping.
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