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Vice President Pence seen here attempting to impress Mr. Trump with his risky costume.

Trump Not Happy with Pence’s Halloween Costume

According to multiple source, President Trump was less than impressed with Pence's costume choice.
Texas Outlaws Vegan Gravy

Texas Outlaws Vegan Gravy

Texas is the first state in the union to ban vegan gravy.
For Nevada City cat Bella, life hasn't worked out the way she planned.

Area Cat’s Life Not Working Out the Way She Wanted

Bella, a middle-aged tabby cat said that she had dreams of freedom and endless supplies of canned tuna, none of which came to pass.

Woodstock 50th Anniversary Postage Stamps To Feature LSD Adhesive

If your mellow has been harshed lately, these are sure to help.
Pharmaceutical giant Merck is saying that it's great enema Chemtrail study is a failure.

Pharmaceutical Giant Merck’s Chemtrail Enemas Fail to Deliver

Pharmaceutical Giant Merck announced today that its clinical trials to see whether Chemtrails are an effective enema treatment have failed.
Is the coronal mass ejection apart of a rigged election?

Life-Ending Large Solar Ejection Evidence of Rigged US Election

The event is so large, that it has the possibility to wipe out all life on Earth in a horrendous fire storm. The disaster is expect to hit Earth one day before the United States election on November 4th, 2016 or November 18th if you are a Donald Trump supporter.

“I Prefer Republicans to Democrats,” Coronavirus Claims

The usually non-partisan COVID-19 coronavirus has found a deep friendship with the Republican Party.
65% of your canned tuna is not tuna.

Study: 65% of Canned Tuna Isn’t Tuna

A 4 year study by the Federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA), in collaboration with the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation has published a report that as much as 65% of all canned tuna is not actually tuna, but other forms of "sea life proteins."
Bill Gates is a huge fan of Internet satirical sites.

Bill Gates Defends News Satire

Former founder and CEO of the Microsoft Corporation took a break from the work at his foundation today to defend news satire sites.
By summoning, we believe. Intuition is the deeper meaning of science, and of us.

Now You Know Vol 2: We Self-actualize, We Dream, We Are Reborn

The galaxy is calling to you via four-dimensional superstructures. Can you hear it? Although you may not realize it, you are astral. It can be difficult to know where to begin.
ISIS is considering purchasing the Washington Post.

ISIS Attempting To Buy The Washington Post

ISIS told reporters that his group is "seriously considering" an attempt to buy The Washington Post from Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos.
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