Acclaimed director, producer and writer J.J. Abrams issued an apology to fans of the recent Star Wars installment The Force Awakens for using ISIS members as a part of the film's extras.
Twitter users seized upon the egregious typographical error, drubbing the President with justified ridicule. However, according to a former Secret Service Agent who directly contacted Gish Gallop, this is no ordinary typo.
Johnson debuted his new Hoover vacuum jingle to mixed reviews over the weekend. â€œIt fucking rocks,â€ said longtime AC/DC die-hard, Larry Burgess. â€œIt sounds like he did took a time machine back to the early 80â€™s. Powerful stuff man!â€
Justin Yermouth, 22, thought he'd treat his fiance, Jennifer Taylia, 20, to a nice relaxing facial after she finished her shift at Thai Me Up Wednesday afternoon. But what had started out as a loving gesture turned into a hair-raising affair for the young bride to be.
Following what appears to be an implosion of the repeal California SB277 movement, two California State Senators plan on introducing legislation to add additional provisions to the controversial "personal belief exemption."
Area community and chemtrail activist Saihra Ramun announced to a crowd out in front of Nevada City's New York Hotel that she plans on going door-to-door collecting toenail clippings to test for traces of chemtrails.