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Angela White likes eating "ethnic food" and really is happy that Grass Valley has a decent Indian restaurant.

Area Woman Who Says “This Butter Chicken is Authentic” Never Been to India

Angela White is believes that a local restaurant's butter chicken is as good as in India despite having never visited the largely vegetarian Asian country.
King Diamond, seen here giving whiny bitches something to cry about.

NFL Books King Diamond for Superbowl 52

Responding to outrage over Beyonce's halftime performance at Superbowl 50, officials at the National Football League (NFL) have stated their intent to host Danish heavy metal artist King Diamond at Superbowl 51.

Wikipedia Releases Dozens of New Hillary Clinton Citations

The citations, which run the range of Ms. Clinton's political career, are bound to provide "read meat" for Republican presidential challenger Donald Trump's stump speeches.
The secessionist State of Jefferson announced the nation's first Bigfoot refuge.

The Proposed State of Jefferson to Host Nation’s First Bigfoot Sanctuary

The California contingent of the State of Jefferson (SoJ) secessionist movement announced today that it plans on establishing the nation's first Sasquatch sanctuary and refuge which will be located in Siskiyou County.
One of many FEMA camps being setup with the aid of the United Nations.

DHS And FEMA Mobilize Ahead Of Imminent Declaration Of Martial Law

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) have announced that they are mobilizing their assets ahead of the President's planned declaration of Martial Law, which is likely to occur towards the end of his presidency.
This man believes rape is beautiful

West Virginia Introduces Rapist Bill of Rights

West Virginia announced new legislation granting recognition to the previously nonexistent paternal rights of rapist fathers both in and out of prison.
Hillary Clinton is indeed the Anti-Christ, according to Mormon elders.

Mormons Tout Hillary Clinton As Anti-Christ

Flanked by the rest of the Mormon leadership, the president of the church, Thomas Monson announced that Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton is indeed the Anti-Christ.

The Top 7 Things Foreign Tourists Need to Understand About America

As an native-born and now an Indian living in the United States, I have learned a few things about this peculiar culture. I have decided to share them with others who might visit America.
The three tenors were all over the place. Singing from three different books

Lack of Harmony Hurting GOP’s Three Tenors

An eminent PhD has concluded that the Republican party lacks proper harmony and has horrific timing. Mr. Webb has studied rhythm and taught harmony for over 47 years after getting his masters at BYU and completing his doctorate at Juilliard.
The remnants of Capo Pasta Buffet in Ontario, CA.

Michael Moore Terrorizes Buffet Owners

Mr. Moore, that he often terrorizes buffet restaurant owners. He will often call and whisper in to the phone, "I'm coming for you, there will be nothing left," before hanging up
An area business woman is donating 10s of thousands of dollars in body products to Obama drone victims.

Area Entrepreneur Donates Hand Cream to Obama Drone Victims

Dolores Lana McKenna is working with the Nevada City, California-based non-profit group People Against Obama's Drones or PAOD to distribute hundreds of jars of organic hand and body cream to Middle Eastern bombing victims. Each 5 ounce jar usually caters to upper income 'progressives' and typically sells for over $50.00 USD in specialized retail outlets.
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