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Nevada City's Michael Fair Davies claims he's the rightful King of England.

Nevada City Man Claims He’s Rightful King of England

A Nevada City, CA man has taken out a full-page advertisement in the New York Times claiming he is the rightful King of England and that he will ascend to the thrown after the death of the current sovereign Queen Elizabeth II.

“A Chorus Line” Briefly Stops Traffic on Highway 49

The drive to North San Juan, CA became a little trickier on Sunday when the entire cast from A Chorus Line temporarily blocked all lanes of highway 49 traffic in an impromptu dance.
Rumors abound about a possible Clint Eastwood to replace embattled Press Secretary Sean Spicer.

Clint Eastwood To Take Over Sean Spicer’s Role

According to more than one White House insider, President Donald Trump has asked outspoken actor, writer and director Clint Eastwood to replaced embattled and error-prone Press Secretary Sean Spicer.
The State of Jefferson is one step closer to statehood after filing a 31-page Complaint for Declaratory and Injunctive Relief.

State of Jefferson One Step Closer to Statehood

Steve Baird, the voice behind the State of Jefferson (SOJ) movement and the face behind the Citizens for Fair Representation (CFR), walked his 31-page Complaint for Declaratory and Injunctive Relief into the clerk’s office at the Eastern District of California, Sacramento Division, Monday morning, May 8th.
"I've buried stuff in my litter box that smelled better and was smarter than Donald Trump." -- Mr. Whisker Bottoms

This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump

Whisker Bottoms describes himself as a "social progressive" and "fiscal moderate" and he really enjoys discussing and reading about politics, especially when Mr. Gibson, who is the patriarchal head of the house Whisker Bottoms lives in, lines his litter box with the politics sections of various newspapers.
Mr. Davies is 4 days into his 30-day Facebook ban. He has not been disciplined on Twitter, and according to him, he’s added over 500 followers in the past week.

Area Racist Claims Trump Is Our Least Racist President

Mr. Davies is four days into his 30-day Facebook ban. He has not been disciplined on Twitter, and according to him, he’s added over 500 followers in the past week.
Artist's rendition of "Juban," Skyy Wolford's Chemtrail-fighting Wiccan Sky Dragon

Wiccan Sky Dragon to Fight Chemtrails

Skyy Wolford of North San Juan recently learned that a Juban, the Chemtrail-fighting Wiccan Sky Dragon, is coming to defend the skies against Bill Gates.

Area Researcher: The Mars Curiosity Rover’s Photos are Faked

Area researcher Skyy Wolford announced to a largely disinterested crowd in front of the North San Juan Sierra Super Stop that the Mars Curiosity Rover never landed on Mars, and has been roving the grass lands outside the Truckee, CA airport.

Republicans Protest Transgenders Being Buried In Christian Cemeteries

 Cleveland, OH- During the Republican National Convention last week, Ted Cruz made yet another shocking statement. He came out to the enthusiastic crowd of whites saying that...
Attorney General nominee and current Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions has big plans for the United States.

Jeff Sessions Promises To Make America 1952 Again

The man that Donald Trump wants to be the nation's top attorney told attendees of a prayer breakfast this morning that he plans to "roll back the 21st century" and "restore the natural order of things" in his tenure.
Mississippi has allocated funds to change state welcome sign.

Apathetic Nation Continues to Boycott Mississippi

After a recent law allowing churches and businesses to discriminate against homosexuals, millions of Americans have reaffirmed their intention to avoid Mississippi for the rest of their lives.
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