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White House Communication Director Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci grabbing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders by the Mooch.

Leaked: Former White House Communication Director Caught with His Hand in a Mooch

A leaked White House pool photograph shows a controversial picture of staffers on a flight to a campaign-style Trump rally in Wisconsin in 2016.
If you are having trouble gathering the courage to do this, ask a friend for help.

How To Ripen an Avocado By Shoving It Up Your Ass, by Loretta Splittair

If you have a love/hate relationship with avocados like I do, stick around. I have a tip that will not only help you with unripe avocados, but also make you the talk of the dinner table, of your asshole friends on Facebook or whatever.
Yellowstone bear Thomas is worried about his cholesterol.

Yellowstone Bears “Cutting Back” on Obese Visitors

Given that there are a record number of visitors entering the Park each year, and that funding for operations is at all-time low, the park's chief omnivore has had its "pickins" of what to eat
Samuel Baker wants people to lighten up and stop being so sanctimonious about everything.

Area Man with Cancer & MS Tired of Sanctimonious People

An area man suffering from both bone cancer and Multiple Sclerosis is tired of the sanctimonious declarations by area facebookers. Samuel Baker of Rhode Island Street said he's grown tired of people not having any balls and using his condition as an excuse to further their sanctimonious crusade in their minds.
Not even Miles Davis, nor his beard can help Seattle's Luca Morrison find his soul.

Soul Patch Fails to Give Hipster Man Soul

Seattle, WA -- For the past 15 years, Luca Morrison has sported a well-groomed soul patch on his chin. His outward appearance is that of an urbane hipster, a man who looks at one...
The socialist MyFreeRock festival in La Brea, CA is being sued for piracy.

Socialist “#MyFreeRock” Music Festival Sued For Piracy

The socialist #MyFreeRock festival is being sued by a collective of music artists, including this year's headlining act Pearl Jam for music piracy. The festival encouraged attendees to record artist live music sets without permission from the artists.
A Montana Christian Evangelical Camp is offering a realistic, "Jesus-like" experience.

Montana Christian Camp Allows You to Live, and then Die, Like Jesus Christ

A Montana Christian Evangelical Camp is offering a realistic, "Jesus-like" experience.
Retail critics see this as a positive development in customer service.

Critics Applaud Best Buy’s New “Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty ‘Cause It’s Gonna Fail”...

In what many are calling both a stroke of genius and "straight talk" marketing, critics across the country and applauding electronics retail giant Best Buy for their frank new marketing campaign called "Buy the Fucking Extended Warranty 'Cause It's Gonna Fail."

Easter Facebook Post Creates Zombie Hysteria

Facebook user Raymond Wallersnoot started his day as many of us do, by checking Facebook. That's when his trouble began.
An online hookup between Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa has produced the Internet's first AI offspring.

Report: Siri and Alexa Tryst Produces Concerning Offspring

An online hookup between Apple's Siri and Amazon's Alexa has produced the Internet's first AI offspring.
Dirk Johansen seen here in front of his neighbor's home. His truck can be seen in the background.

Area Man Makes Wrong Turn

A Rio Linda man made a wrong turn over the weekend and his Chevrolet pickup ended up on his neighbors home, according to the Sacramento County Sheriff's Department.
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