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Somehow both Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards have escaped the grips of death in 2016.

Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards Oddly Survive 2016

Veteran and aging rockers Keith Richard and Ozzy Osbourne seem to have escaped what other popular musicians have not been able to do: 2016.
Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.

Amazon Warehouses Now Issuing Adult Diapers to Workers

Amazon.com announced that it would be providing adult diapers for all of its fulfillment center workers.
Canadians are "really angry" about being confused with Americans.

Canadians Tired Of Being Mistaken For Americans

Canada and the United States have a unique relationship sharing the world's largest unsecured border. They have many other cultural similarities including their primary language, which is English. Sharing a common language has made the two close allies and trading partners.

Adam Schiff: Ukrainians Make the Best Russian Bullet Shields

Congressional Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff seems to have a glaring conflict of interest.
Social media giant Twitter says nuclear war is good for business.

Twitter Chooses Nuclear War Over Comedian James Schlarmann

For the 4th time in the past year, social media giant Twitter has blocked popular southern California comedian James Schlarmann, choosing to side with the escalating "tweet storms" with America's Commander in Chief.
After years of research we now have flying cats.

GMO Cat Food Study Finds Amazing Results

Cat food brands using GMO corn in their products have been linked to a new development in the Felis Catus species (house cat).  Studies conducted at Purina's Headquarters conducted long-term tests and research into the GMO cat food.

Area Meat Cutter Has Had It With Chicken Breasts

Area meat cutter Paul Payne is just about out of patience with his customers. He's worked behind the counter as a meat cutter answering locals' questions about fish, meat and poultry for over 17 year. However late Monday night towards the end of his shift, he confided in his boss Joe Wright that he was sick and tired of explaining chicken breasts to his customers.
French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir were removed from an area Ross Dress for Less after Mr. Sartre refused to extinguish his cigarette.

Existentialists Booted from Area Discount Clothing Store for Smoking

French Existentialists Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir where removed from an area Ross Dress for Less clothing store when Mr. Sartre ignored numerous requests to stop smoking.
Joseph "Janks" Hanks at home.

Millennial Voters: Legless Teen Beats The Streets For Trump

Janks was born, premature, on a cold December evening in Yuba City, California in 1997. His birth mother was 13 years old and a victim of incestuous sexual assault. It was very clear to the birth staff at the hospital that this baby would have a tough go at life.

Coldplay Promises Not to Put Super Bowl Fans To Sleep

Super Bowl fans attending the 50th mega NFL event breathed a sigh of relief on Friday when the halftime entertainment headlined by the British rock band Coldplay promised not to put everyone to sleep.
Prince has died at the age of 57.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Prince Dead at 57

The artist known as Prince, then as nothing, then as Prince again who pioneered “the Minneapolis sound” and took on the music industry in his fight for creative freedom, died Thursday at age 57.
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