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How To Ripen an Avocado By Shoving It Up Your Ass, by Loretta Splittair

If you have a love/hate relationship with avocados like I do, stick around. I have a tip that will not only help you with unripe avocados, but also make you the talk of the dinner table, of your asshole friends on Facebook or whatever.

Who Said It: Donald Trump or Jesus Christ?

This is the hardest quiz you'll ever take. Good luck!
Aerial view of Nevada's first "tent city" for refugees.

Nevada Prepares for Influx of State of Jefferson Refugees

Officials from the State of Nevada are reporting a new alarming trend, a mass migration to Nevada of residents escaping from the rural California states that are targeted to become the new State of Jefferson.
Aspiring author Roy Riffle of Nevada City.

Literate Area Author Inserts Facebook Typos Just to “Fit In”

A burgeoning Nevada City author admitted today to a small group of his friends that he often inserts typos and other usage errors into online Facebook comments just to "fit in." Area writer and part-time poet Roy Riffle made the admission to his small author's group while they were enjoying street tacos at Nevada City's popular Mi Pueblo Taqueria on Union Street.
elf-proclaimed postmodern social justice warrior David "Riddle Me" Shoreston seen here trying to disrupt fascist police officers with his trademark skinny jeans and fedora.

Skinny Jeans Fail to Subvert the Dominant Paradigm

Area hipster and self-proclaimed postmodern social justice warrior David "Riddle Me" Shoreston has given up his attempts to "subvert the dominant paradigm" with several deliberate act of protest which include his skinny jeans.
AAA's Via Magazine has selected Nevada County's Wayne Brown Correctional Facility as a top vacation pick.

Wayne Brown Correctional Facility Voted Best Winter Resort by Via Magazine

In what began as a unintentional delivery of 3000 copies of Via Magazine to Wayne Brown Correctional Facility has turned into a big win for their public image.
Donald Trump has his own Crayon color now.

Crayola To Debut Trump Inspired Color

President Trump's supporters are reacting on social media, calling for an all out boycott of Crayola and it's subsidiary companies.

The Shocking Video That You Won’t Believe

What happened to this group of teenagers was shocking, to say the least.
Some of the things Judge Aaron Persky has learned since his controversial rape decision.

Stanford Rape Judge’s New Sentencing Guideline: 20 Minutes Or Less, And You’re Free

Judge Persky, holding a press conference early this morning addressed those concerns and also said he's "learned much" from the experience sentencing Turner, and has devised his own, new, "sentencing guidelines."

Man with Tourette Syndrome Speaks Inappropriately

Street fair patrons were a bit uncomfortable when an out of town male stricken with Tourette Syndrome began speaking inappropriately at recent night street fair.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is quitting his post to pursue his life-long dream of following the rock band Phish.

Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Enjoying His New Life Following Rock Band...

In a shocking turn of events, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced he was following the rock band Phish.
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