Confusion gripped Donald Trump's Florida estate Mar-a-Lago late tonight after the President mistakenly ordered an attack on the Sinai peninsula instead of strategic targets within Syria, as was largely expected by United States Allies.
An area guinea pig continued today to chew its timothy hay thoughtfully unaware of the collapse of the great American experience.
A spokesperson for the controversial entertainer R. Kelly says that his upcoming children's album is being postponed until next year.
Just days after announcing her documentary project, Nevada City activist Saihra Ramun is having to explain how several Kansas farmers mentioned in her memoirs claim to have never met the Sierra Foothills firebrand.
President Trump attended a play at Washington D.C.'s Ford Theater, despite the obvious irony.
After a competitive battle between the top mattress seller on the West Coast, Sleep Train, and the American Sleep Apnea Association (ASAA), the ASAA has won naming rights to the new Natomas Sacramento Sports complex.
The Senior Huckabee told Sarah Huckabee Sanders to "eat more to combat the pressures and stresses of being in the limelight."
The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this January. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until 18th.