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Press Secretary Sean Spicer blamed it on an obvious "typo."

Trump Mistakenly Orders Tomahawk Missile Strike on Sinai

Confusion gripped Donald Trump's Florida estate Mar-a-Lago late tonight after the President mistakenly ordered an attack on the Sinai peninsula instead of strategic targets within Syria, as was largely expected by United States Allies.

Dog in a Hot Summer Car? Here’s What to Do

Gish Gallop offers these tips if you see a dog driving a car. Remember stay calm and follow these easy steps and everything will be fine.
Nevada City Guinea Pig Sugar Peaches isn't concerned about the pending nuclear holocaust brought on by a Hillary Clinton Presidency.

Area Guinea Pig Chews Thoughtfully Despite Approaching Civilization Collapse

An area guinea pig continued today to chew its timothy hay thoughtfully unaware of the collapse of the great American experience.
A spokesperson for the controversial entertainer R. Kelly says that his upcoming children's album is being postponed until next year.

R. Kelly’s Children’s Album Postponed Until Next Year

A spokesperson for the controversial entertainer R. Kelly says that his upcoming children's album is being postponed until next year.
St. George, Kansas soybean farmer Davis Lipton says he was paid to make up a story of about a Nevada City local activist's travels.

Kansas Farmer Denies Ever Meeting Traveling Nevada City Activist

Just days after announcing her documentary project, Nevada City activist Saihra Ramun is having to explain how several Kansas farmers mentioned in her memoirs claim to have never met the Sierra Foothills firebrand.

Trump Tempts Fate by Attending Play at Ford’s Theater

President Trump attended a play at Washington D.C.'s Ford Theater, despite the obvious irony.

New Sacramento Sports Complex to be Named “Sleep Apnea Arena”

After a competitive battle between the top mattress seller on the West Coast, Sleep Train, and the American Sleep Apnea Association (ASAA), the ASAA has won naming rights to the new Natomas Sacramento Sports complex.
Former Presidential Candidate and Texas Senator Ted Cruz is running for Mayor of McDonaldand.

Ted Cruz To Run For Mayor Of Mcdonaldland

Senator Ted Cruz has announced his intention to run for Mayor of McDonaldland. After dropping out of the Republican Presidential Nomination Race, Cruz is anxious to get back in the limelight.
Press Secretary  Sarah Huckabee Sanders was told by her father Mike Huckabee to eat more to combat stress.

Mike Huckabee Counsels Daughter to “Eat More” to Combat Stress

The Senior Huckabee told Sarah Huckabee Sanders to "eat more to combat the pressures and stresses of being in the limelight."

Chemtrail Film Festival Coming To Nevada City, CA

The Chemtrail Action Network (CAN) announced the first ever traveling Chemtrail Film Festival coming to Nevada City, CA this January. The film festival will be making its first stop in the secluded Sierra Nevada Foothills town for a 4 day run starting on the 14th of August and running until 18th.

California’s Secret Plan to Turn Texas Blue

A secret document reveals California's plans to make America blue.
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