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Study: Media Coverage of Mass Murders Is Fucking Depressing

A 4 year study by the Palo Alto-based Rundex Family Foundation of major television broadcasts and newspaper outlets has found that continual coverage of mass shootings and murders is leads the population at large to feel very sad.
Last known picture of Paul Horner taken sometime in July of 2017.

Gish Gallop Salutes Our Heroes: Paul Horner Dead at 76

Fake-news pioneer Paul Horner, whose hoaxes drew international attention on the Internet and during the 2016 presidential election, died in Phoenix on Sept. 18, officials confirmed. He was 76-ish.

Is Alex Jones Deceased Comedian Bill Hicks? [VIDEO]

After an exhaustive 20 month investigation, Gish Gallop has learned that conspiracy theorist and host of Alex Jones is quite possibly the late deceased comedian Bill Hicks.

Area Botox Party Goes Horribly Wrong

What started out as a girl's night out Botox party ended badly when a first time General Practitioner failed to administer the doses correctly. Although no one was hurt, many of the participants do have some facial disfigurements that will probably last a few months, after which the toxin wears off.
Pete Johnson of Cedar Ridge attempting to capture his pet Bull "Jim" on Mill Street in Grass Valley. Picture courtesy of Janet Williams of Cedar Ridge.

Pet Bull Terrorizes Downtown Grass Valley

Cedar Ridge exotic pet owner Pete Johnson is in hot water today after taking one of his two "pet" bulls on a walk in Downtown Grass Valley. Mr. Johnson, who is no stranger to animal controversies, arrived on Mill Street around 1pm yesterday with his pet bull "Jim," and things immediately got out of hand.

Local Green Party Member Sneaks Through McDonald’s Drive Thru

Sources close to the incident tell Gish Gallop that his two children Sky and Tyler were misbehaving in the back seat of the family's 2010 Toyota Prius Electric Conversion. The family had just returned from a 3 day visit with the Mr. Packard's Republican in-laws in Fresno, so his defenses were understandably low.
This picture was taken moments before the fight erupted during a Magic the Gathering event at Round Table Pizza.

Magic: The Gathering Group Kicked Out of Round Table Pizza

Several juveniles and one 23 year old male were escorted from Round Table Pizza after an argument erupted during their Magic: The Gathering role playing game.
The famous children's television street finally had to breakdown and give directions to itself.

Sesame Street Reluctantly Gives Directions to Itself

The famous children's television street finally had to breakdown and give directions to itself.
Pat Robertson believes that his vitality is due to his daily consumption of liberal baby blood.

Pat Robertson Attributes Long Life to the Blood of “Sweet, Sweet Liberal Babies”

The controversial and unexpected comments where made during an interview on the Glenn Beck-un website The Blaze, which was celebrating the 38th Anniversary of The 700 Club.
Stevie Ray in his flashy Nay suit.

Area Horse Angers Citizens By Voting Nay

Ever since becoming a citizen, Stevie Ray has voted in every local election.
This is what Broad Street would look like renamed to Nisenan Blvd.

Area Feminist Petitions to Have Broad Street Renamed

Area community activist and former Sacramento State University feminist Sairhra Ramun of Nevada City has petitioned the city council to formally change the name of Broad Street to Nisenan Blvd. The move, which has been expected by acquaintances close to the activist, was inspired by recent unrest at several college campuses across the country.
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