David Wolfe Caught with Snickers Bar

David "Avocado" Wolfe seen here with a Snickers bar between takes of a pro-cannabis video on the Big Island of Hawaii.
David “Avocado” Wolfe seen here with a Snickers bar between takes of a pro-cannabis video on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Pahoa, HI — Raw foodist, promoter of alternative medicine, entrepreneur and “sacred” chocolate purveyor David Wolfe was caught on camera sneaking a Snickers candy bar into his mouth. Mr. Wolfe was filming a segment on the benefits of cannabis from a 6 acre marijuana farm on the Big Island of Hawaii, when he apparently “grabbed a Snickers” during a break in the action.

The screen capture, which was leaked to the press early this week, depicts the usually demure and unusually healthy Mr. Wolfe holding what appears to be a candy bar in his right hand. According to insiders, the picture was first circulated via the social media site Reddit and since has been making the rounds on other social media platforms such as Facebook and Twitter. Mr. Wolfe has been an outspoken critic of processed foods, and makes a point every year to criticize the candy industry prior to Halloween.

This isn’t the first time the controversial alternative health figure has been caught in the public eye. Recently he claimed that the earth is flat and that gravity is a hoax. He also claimed that deer antlers possess levitation powers, which led to a rash of recent unlicensed deer poachings in the Pacific Northwest ironically by teams of “raw food” vegans.

It is unclear if Mr. Wolfe has had a change of heart with regards to the corporate candy world, or if this was just a momentary lapse in his rather strident beliefs.

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most likely a raw chocolate bar. they do exist

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most likely a raw chocolate bar. they do exist

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most likely a raw chocolate bar. they do exist

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most likely a raw chocolate bar. they do exist