Amateur Astronomer Swears He Spotted the Alien “Black Knight Satellite”

Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted the illusive "Black Knight Satellite"
Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA swears he spotted the illusive “Black Knight Satellite”

Alta Sierra, CA — Local amateur cryptozoologist, paranormal investigator, SciFi Channel fan and amateur astronomer Keith Bradenshauer of Alta Sierra, CA  swears he spotted the illusive “Black Knight Satellite” using his Meadeâ„¢ Telescope on Wednesday night. The mysterious satellite is an alleged object orbiting Earth in near-polar orbit that “ufologists” and others believe is about 13,000 years old and of extraterrestrial origin.

“I was out trying to spot the International Space Station,” said an excited and earnest Mr. Bradenshauer in a Gish Gallop telephone interview, “when I saw the Black Knight pass in front of the moon. I only had a few seconds to zoom in on it, but I got it.”

The Black Knight Satellite mystery originated in 1954 when newspapers including the St. Louis Post Dispatch and the San Francisco Examiner ran stories attributed to retired naval aviation major and UFO researcher Donald Keyhoe saying that the US Air Force had reported that two satellites orbiting Earth had been detected. At this time no one had the technology to launch a satellite. An object photographed in 1998 during the STS-88 mission has been widely claimed to be this “alien artifact.” Experts maintain that it’s probably space garbage or an orbiting meteorite.

An object photographed in 1998 during the STS-88 mission has been widely claimed to be this "alien artifact". However, it is more probable that the photographs are of a thermal blanket that had been lost during an EVA.
An object photographed in 1998 during the STS-88 mission has been widely claimed to be this “alien artifact”.

“The government has known about this for years and told us nothing about it,” continued a somewhat exasperated Mr. Bradenshauer. “So what are they hiding from us?  Who put it there and for what purpose? I say it’s a remnant of an ancient Assyrian culture that was destroyed last time Nibiru passed by Earth thousands of years ago. Zecharia Sitchin discovered all of this. And It’s no coincidence I’ve found the Black Knight. Something is going on. Big Time.”

Aerospace and Astronomy experts are generally dismissive of the Black Knight Satellite conspiracy, and are quick to point out that just because there’s a lack of evidence supporting the alien satellite scenario, doesn’t mean that there’s actually an alien satellite orbiting the Earth.

“Nowadays, the absence of evidence means there’s some kind of conspiracy going on in some people’s minds,” said CalTech astrophysicist Cameron “Camp” Stevenson. “Worse, people just create evidence to suit their needs. not long ago, we filled this evidence hole with a healthy bunch of skepticism. Nowadays, every crazy conspiracy theory comes rushing in to fill that void.”

As for Mr. Bradenshauer, he’s not giving up so easily.

“I’m gonna keep at this and my other investigations too,” he continued. “This is the era of the empowered individual. I’m not gonna let these scientists, who are obviously in cahoots with big business and big government deter my searches.”

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ria zannelli

this is bullshit. there’s an exact same article, same guy, same headline and topic. only with a black cube – and he swears it’s “Nibiru” or whatever. such bullshit, all of it.

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Can guarantee a stupid zero thinker always pops up ^^ with an un-intelligent comment and with a stupid name hahahaa..

ria zannelli
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ria zannelli

HAHA! can guarantee something would roust the trolls when their idiot way of thinking is challenged. what was it that i said that triggered you, John? the fact that you believe all that bullshit? time to get out of mom’s basement and get a job and a life, little man. everything you just said is EXACTLY what and who you are, LMAO!

CelticBadBoy7
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CelticBadBoy7

WeW

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CelticBadBoy7

Well I’m Guessin he Scores a Few Points For Making U Laugh…Jeeez Build a Canoe & Get Over it :)P…

Tony Ann
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Tony Ann

John, its absolutely pointless to argue with certain types of people. When rational logic is trumped (pun intended) by emotions, and or the inability to view the world in anything but black and white, you have already lost the argument. When that happens, drop it, you will never convince them even even if it appeared in front of them in technicolor, and bit them in the butt, they would swear to God it never happened, it could not have happened.

jakeveeee
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jakeveeee

…in summary, you just described most Obama supporters.

ria zannelli
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ria zannelli

this is bullshit. there’s an exact same article, same guy, same headline and topic. only with a black cube – and he swears it’s “Nibiru” or whatever. such bullshit, all of it.

John Reilly
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John Reilly

Can guarantee a stupid zero thinker always pops up ^^ with an un-intelligent comment and with a stupid name hahahaa..

ria zannelli
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ria zannelli

HAHA! can guarantee something would roust the trolls when their idiot way of thinking is challenged. what was it that i said that triggered you, John? the fact that you believe all that bullshit? time to get out of mom’s basement and get a job and a life, little man. everything you just said is EXACTLY what and who you are, LMAO!

CelticBadBoy7
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CelticBadBoy7

WeW

CelticBadBoy7
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CelticBadBoy7

Well I’m Guessin he Scores a Few Points For Making U Laugh…Jeeez Build a Canoe & Get Over it :)P…

Tony Ann
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Tony Ann

John, its absolutely pointless to argue with certain types of people. When rational logic is trumped (pun intended) by emotions, and or the inability to view the world in anything but black and white, you have already lost the argument. When that happens, drop it, you will never convince them even even if it appeared in front of them in technicolor, and bit them in the butt, they would swear to God it never happened, it could not have happened.

jakeveeee
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jakeveeee

…in summary, you just described most Obama supporters.

SarahEll
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SarahEll

If it can be seen with telescopes, we should have some record somewhere of it being seen long before we got to space. We’ve been watching the sky for hundreds of years with telescopes, so some record of it being seen before the last century would add credence to the idea that it is either very old from a previous civilization or not from this planet originally. Is there mention of it anywhere? There is so much noise on the internet that finding evidence like that proves difficult.

Briandir
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Briandir

That’s not necessarily true at all. You could space watch for your entire life non-stop and never see something that is always there. Location, location, location. It depends on where you are looking from, the time of day, year, and of course, the path of the object you seek. And if it is an object that changes it’s path, then it’s even more difficult to spot.
Besides, records indicate that it has been spotted before.

SarahEll
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SarahEll

If it can be seen with telescopes, we should have some record somewhere of it being seen long before we got to space. We’ve been watching the sky for hundreds of years with telescopes, so some record of it being seen before the last century would add credence to the idea that it is either very old from a previous civilization or not from this planet originally. Is there mention of it anywhere? There is so much noise on the internet that finding evidence like that proves difficult.

Briandir
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Briandir

That’s not necessarily true at all. You could space watch for your entire life non-stop and never see something that is always there. Location, location, location. It depends on where you are looking from, the time of day, year, and of course, the path of the object you seek. And if it is an object that changes it’s path, then it’s even more difficult to spot.
Besides, records indicate that it has been spotted before.

Tom Durkin
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Tom Durkin

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. — SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence)