Cedar Ridge, CA — Area man and Vacaville, CA transplant Tommy Empire is tired of spending money in Nevada County when he can purchase things like gasoline and electronics for lower prices in Yuba and Placer counties. This year he decided he will drive his family to Yuba City for the Pre-Black Friday sales events at the area big box stores.
“My wife Tammy gets all worked up for a week prior to Thanksgiving, so we decided this year we would eat a nice lunch at the Lumberjack’s restaurant in Yuba City,” exclaimed Mr. Empire in a Gish Gallop telephone interview. “After we fill up on over-sized portions we bring our camping chairs and sit in front of Staples for 4 hours. They are selling laptops for $99.99 as soon as they open their doors at 6PM! I’m saving $150 right there. Maybe we’ll grab another one for my wife and buy some $39 Android tablets for the boys. And it probably wouldn’t hurt to check on the sales over at WalMart and fill up our gas tank in Yuba City”
Mr. Empire also seemed unaware that most of the Pre-Black Friday sales were also available online.