Nevada City, CA — Local retired Colonel and Civil Engineer Jack Ripper announced late Monday night that be plans on creating an “anyone but Obama” blog using the generous tax refund he received on his 2014 return.
Calling it “his duty” to “help rid the world of this socialist scourge,” Mr. Ripper plans on spending a good chunk of his tax refund on his new website called anyonebuttobama.com.
“Look,” said Mr. Ripper from his Banner Mountain home, “as this community’s second in command Conservarian, I take it as my duty to everything in my power to stop this socialist menace before he can do anymore harm.”
Due to credits and several generous deductions, taxpayers like Mr. Ripper should receive refunds this year. Taxpayers who enjoyed the benefits of subsidized Heathcare using one of the Insurance Exchanges, may see a decrease in their refund as the subsidies now count as income.
As for Mr. Ripper, he is obsessed with what he calls “tax and spend liberals.” When President Obama took office in 2009 he faced a 1.4 trillion dollar federal deficit. Since then, the Obama administration has been lowering the deficit almost every year. 2014’s deficit is currently 492 billion dollars.
“Everyone is getting a handout,” continued Mr. Ripper. “And we need to stop that before it bankrupts the country. Giving healthcare to deadbeats is nothing like my Medicare benefits. And it’s a good thing I have this mortgage, because that deduction is paying for this new blog.”