Area Man’s Spirit Animal Disemboweled by Trump Sons Eric & Donald Jr.

Al Homssi said his spirit animal met a violent death via disembowelment at the hands of First Sons Eric and Donald Jr.
Al Homssi said his spirit animal met a violent death via disembowelment at the hands of First Sons Eric and Donald Jr.

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Washington D.C. — For some, a Spirit Animal is an otherworldly guide who appears to offer love, healing and support during difficult times.

For area man, Al Homssi, 24, his spirit animal met a violent death via disembowelment at the hands of First Sons Eric and Donald Jr. following a disagreement over health care reform.

Eric and Donald Jr. were guest speakers Monday afternoon at the annual Rundex Family Foundation Healthcare Leadership Conference at the Mayflower Hotel in downtown D.C., where the attack allegedly took place.

“All I said was some parts of the ACA (Obamacare) are working fairly well,” said Homssi, “and the next thing I know my bowels and intestines are being ripped from my abdomen.”

Homssi’s spirit animal, Qaswa the Camel, quickly lost consciousness and was rushed to City Paws Animal Hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.

Eric and Donald Jr. reportedly followed Mr. Homssi to the clinic, and according to staff, took several selfies with the disemboweled corpse.

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“They were having a grand old-time,” said City Paws veterinary assistant, Margaret Williamson. “I thought they were being very disrespectful all things considered.”

Mr. Homssi says he has no current plans to pursue litigation against the Trumps.

“I just want to go home and forget I ever crossed paths with those psychos.”

Later in the day, President Trump was asked about the killing on Fox News and stated: “My sons love hunting. They’re hunters and they’ve become good at it.” Trump added, “I know that anything they did was 100% OK in terms of the hunting community.”

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That article is pure trash