Beardo De Niro

Beardo De Niro, was born halfway between Brooklyn NY, and Nevada City, Ca. He was raised by Hippies turned Cosa Nostra, who raised him to become a Hipster and a Casanova. He is both a glutton and a gluten free. He learned how to become a welder and a mind melder from an very early age, grow fine weed and basil, play dice and cigar box, all while breaking things off, like wax candles and ice picks, in peoples ears and around their aura. He enjoys fine organic wine, feminist birther strippers with hairy armpits, guns and dog runs. He can be reached through the FBI eyewitness protection program located behind SPD.

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