My name is Melvin Hill, and I was born on 12/30/1982 in Grass Valley, CA. My favorite snack is a heaping handful of peach jellybeans. When I'm not rocking out to the easy-listening saxophone jams of my favorite artist, Kenny G, I like to pop in the classic Jimmy Buffett Album, Living on the edge. I am a lifelong Nicolas Cage fan, and my favorite scene from The rock is when Nicolas Cage looks directly into the camera and says, "I'm going to steal the Statue of Liberty."
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