Stuart D. Mouffain is an award-winning freelance stringer for Gish Gallop and other lesser publications such as the yet-to-be-published Forbes List of America's Richest Artificial Intelligences, The New-York Tribune, and Fodor's Guide to American Shitholes. His awards include the Global Islamic Finance Award, the Queen Elizabeth II Coronation Award, two Webbys, and Train Operator of the Year. He also won a Fields Medal for his work on tranching derivatives of joke cryptocurrencies, which he refused. This resulted in being awarded the Grigori Perelman prize for Extreme Modesty, which he graciously accepted with verve and excitement. He plans to use the prize money to start a rap career. Beware sucker MCs!
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