Bernie Sanders Goes After The Amish Vote

Bernie Sanders needs the Amish vote to carry Pennsylvania.
Bernie Sanders needs the Amish vote to carry Pennsylvania.

Gordonville, PA — Bernie Sanders is locked in a tight race with Hillary Clinton for the Democratic Presidential Nomination. His campaign is trying to tap into a new source of potential supporters.

This week Sanders visited Gordonville, Pennsylvania  one of the largest Amish communities in the country. He visited them to try to garner support for State’s upcoming vote.

“What better group of God-fearing people to reach out to than the Amish,” Senator Sanders exclaimed to an unusually small crowd of mostly tourists in Gordonville. “They are no strangers to the ideals of Socialism. They live a kind of socialism I think we could learn from.”

Gish Gallop visited Gordonville to speak with the Amish about Sanders visit. It took a while to find someone who would speak with us. Jebidiah Yoder, 37, took a moment to discuss Sanders visit.

“Well, he did not do his research, we do take care of our community but we all have jobs or farms to make money,” he said.  “The idea that we are Socialist because we help our own is ridiculous. Besides, didn’t his people kill Jesus?”

It seems that the Amish were not very receptive of Sanders visit nor his ideas.

The Sanders campaign was still optimistic after the visit saying, “Bernie loved his visit with the Amish, we feel confident in the support of the Amish Community. We will be placing hitching posts and poop scoopers at all County voting locations.”

Ted Cruz’s campaign announced a campaign stop to Gordonville next week.

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I guess Bernie didn’t know that Amish people don’t vote.