Body Found in Bed Just a Lazy Teenager

What was thought to be a dead body in a local home was really just lazy teenager Kevin Thomas.
What was thought to be a dead body in a local home was really just lazy teenager Kevin Thomas.

Grass Valley, CA — Police were called to the 11000 block of Rhode Island Street this week after residents of the home discovered what they thought was a dead body in one of the beds. Upon inspection, the police discovered that it was not a dead body, but rather that 17 year old Kevin Thomas who has been asleep for as many as 14 hours. It was 2pm in the afternoon.

“Apparently the young man had slept for several hours and not moved an inch,” said Officer Davies who was first on the scene. “The room was a disaster and had the combined smell of dirty socks, rotten food and other things I wish not to speak of. I mean it smelt of death, so I understand why we were called, but it was just another lazy teenager.”

The police offers spent almost 5 minutes attempting to rouse the almost unconscious Kevin Thomas. According to the police report, he was not under the influence of anything, nor did he seem to be injured in any way. He was just extraordinarily lazy.

“Yeah,” continued officer Davies, “at first we tried to be gentle with a ‘Kevin, wake up.’ But when he didn’t respond, I had Jake [Davies partner] go and get the blow horn. Even that didn’t work, but he did rustle a bit and seem somewhat annoyed. So we just tazed him a bit and he jumped right out of bed.”

As for the Kevin Thomas, he was unharmed during the incident and reportedly out looking for a job because “his Father won’t get off his case about it.”

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