Casey Anthony Tapped As Face Of Trojan Condoms

Trojan announced that acquitted murder suspect Casey Anthony would represent the brand going forward
Trojan announced that acquitted murder suspect Casey Anthony would represent the brand going forward.

Miami, FL — The Trojan brand, the largest condom maker in the world, has been searching for a face to take their brand to the next level. Names like Jane Fonda, Bill Clinton and even The Pope have surfaced as possible candidates. But they were looking for a deeper meaning, a candidate that truly epitomized prophylactics.

In a news conference held yesterday, Trojan announced that acquitted murder suspect Casey Anthony would represent the brand going forward.

Casey Anthony, 32, is no stranger to the spotlight. After going on trial in 2006 for the murder of her young daughter, she was later acquitted of all charges. She has been living with a spotlight on her ever since her trial. She currently resides in Southern Florida with the private investigator that assisted in her defense.

The PR team at Trojan spoke to us after their press conference where Anthony was announced as their spokesperson.

“We felt Casey of all people, now understands the importance of condom use,” said Ted Stroka of Trojan. “She understands how annoying little kids can be and how bad they can hamper your lifestyle, she knows how to put on a face for the public. She is absolutely perfect.”

Public reaction has been very enthusiastic and many respondents to various polls have cited Anthony as a positive role model. She scored especially high with single mothers.

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