Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that "she's just in it for the money."

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Denise Hancock announced to her fellow Chipotle workers that she's excited about the almost 1 trillion dollars worth of corporate stock buy-backs.
Along with being strangled in bed, the 1.2 million dollar study also found that there's a high correlation that people who eat Pringles have an affection for Nicolas Cage films.

Study: Eating Pringles Raises Risk of Being Strangled by Bed Sheets

A 2 year study conducted by the Palo Alto, CA-based Rundex Family Foundation found that the popular potato and wheat-based snack food Pringles is Earth's most popular food.
Dr. Margaery Turell said this was the fastest way down the world's tallest mountain.

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Dr. Margaery Turell said this was the fastest way down the world's tallest mountain.
A Liberty University 'scientist' who used 'God's guidance,' has determined that being Christian is genetic.

Christian Scientist Claims Being Christian is Genetic; Being Gay is a Choice.

A Liberty University 'scientist' who used 'God's guidance,' has determined that being Christian is genetic.
“Just suck it up,” says boss

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