Legend pop artist Sting got stung in an Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Sting Stung In New Jersey Human Trafficking Bust

Officials in Atlantic City are very tight lipped today in regards to a human trafficking bust that took place on the street outside of the Trump Taj Mahal hotel and casino.
A younger, more hipster version of Colonel Sanders was spotted at the Grass Valley KFC enjoying a 3 piece meal. Source:

Colonel Sanders Found Alive in a Grass Valley KFC Enjoying a 3 Piece Meal

Even though Harland David Sanders, better known as Colonel Sanders, has been presumed dead for over 36 years, a keen local woman of 3 has snapped a picture of what appears to be a younger, hipster version of the king of fried chicken.

New Study Finds Vegans Less Annoying Than Anti-Vegans

In a landmark study released today by the Pew Research Center in cooperation with the National Cattlemen's Beef Association, scientists have determined that proponents of the anti-vegan movement are several orders of magnitude more obnoxious than vegans.
The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia have linked excessive masturbation to blindness.

CDC Links Blurred Vision and Blindness to Excessive Masturbation

The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia have linked excessive masturbation to blindness.
Jack Burke of Weston, VA says he plans to try Facebook Watch Parties again after his 30 day ban is done.

Area Voyeur Disappointed After Recent Facebook Watch Party

Jack Burke of Weston, VA says he plans to try Facebook Watch Parties again after his 30 day ban is done.

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