Jack Burke of Weston, VA says he plans to try Facebook Watch Parties again after his 30 day ban is done.

Area Voyeur Disappointed After Recent Facebook Watch Party

Jack Burke of Weston, VA says he plans to try Facebook Watch Parties again after his 30 day ban is done.
Margaret Crowley of Grass Valley was hoping the new Mr. Clean Magic Eraser would fill her existential void.

The Amazing Mr. Clean Magic Eraser Fails to Prevent Existential Crisis

A creeping and gnawing feeling that something isn't right continued its steady march for the 11th consecutive year as area woman Margaret Crowley failed to find enlightenment after purchasing the amazing and revolutionary Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
According to alternative health guru Dr. Joseph Mercola, singer-songwriter Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease.

Joni Mitchell Cured of Morgellons, Claims Dr. Joseph Mercola

According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website Mercola.com.
Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.

Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

Border immigration and DEA officials now admit that prayer rugs found at the Mexican border were apart of an elaborate prank.

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