Area Asshole Insists on Ordering Starbucks Drink at Local Coffee House

Resident Don Vaca got into a spat Wednesday with Carolines Coffee Barista, he insisted on ordering a Venti Caramel Macchiato only sold at Starbucks.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie seen here waiting to enjoy the entire Golden Corral to himself.

Chris Christie Closes Down Area Golden Corral

Christ Christie is back in the news today as reports came in from an area Golden Corral restaurant that the New Jersey governor had shut down the popular family-style buffet restaurant so he could dine in private.

Soul Kitchen Closes, Saying Penn Valley Not a Good Fit

Penn Valley's Angel's Soul Kitchen restaurant is apparently dead on arrival. The newly-opened 'Soul Kitchen' felt obliged to shut its doors after only 24 minutes of operation. There may be hope, however.
The Hormel Food Company has released a controversial version of SPAM targeted at Millennials.

Hormel Releases Controversial Wagyu Beef SPAM

The Hormel Food Company has released a controversial version of SPAM targeted at Millennials.
David "Avocado" Wolfe seen here with a Snickers bar between takes.

David Wolfe Caught with Snickers Bar

Raw foodist, promoter of alternative medicine, entrepreneur and "sacred" chocolate purveyor David Wolfe was caught on camera sneaking a Snickers candy bar into his mouth.

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