The famous mascot for Kool-Aid, the Kool-Aid Man, denies any collusion with ISIS forces.
Question: How do you scare a Millennial? Answer: Tell them s/he has to butcher a whole chicken. Now I'm not talking about going out to your coop, finding an asshole hen or rooster and cutting that animal's head off, followed by a plucking.
Goodwill industries is denying that it packaged dog feces for resale.
Area Goodwill treasure hunters Darlene and Jameson Delray found more than a broken Keurig coffee maker and used designer jeans over the weekend.
The leading Democrat candidates spoke about the dangers of climate change at an annual Iowa steak fry.