Food

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New Company Creates Meat that Tastes Like Tofu

New Company Creates Meat That Tastes Like Tofu

Now carnivores who crave the bold flavors of tofu now have an alternative meat product.
Big Boy claims he's a victim of a kidnapping. Area police claim something different.

Bob’s Big Boy Arrested for Loitering

Big Boy claims he's a victim of a kidnapping. Area police claim something different.
President Trump today offered salads to the "girls" basketball team from Syracuse.

Trump Buys 100 Salads For Winning Women’s College Basketball Team

President Trump today offered salads to the "girls" basketball team from Syracuse.
Thousands of jars of "MAGA-farts" have sold out in one day, making a Topeka man rich.

Jars of Trump Farts Sell Out in One Day

Thousands of jars of "MAGA-farts" have sold out in one day, making a Topeka man rich.
If you are having trouble gathering the courage to do this, ask a friend for help.

How To Ripen an Avocado By Shoving It Up Your Ass, by Loretta Splittair

If you have a love/hate relationship with avocados like I do, stick around. I have a tip that will not only help you with unripe avocados, but also make you the talk of the dinner table, of your asshole friends on Facebook or whatever.

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