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Big Boy claims he's a victim of a kidnapping. Area police claim something different.

Bob’s Big Boy Arrested for Loitering

Big Boy claims he's a victim of a kidnapping. Area police claim something different.
Thousands of jars of "MAGA-farts" have sold out in one day, making a Topeka man rich.

Jars of Trump Farts Sell Out in One Day

Thousands of jars of "MAGA-farts" have sold out in one day, making a Topeka man rich.
If you are having trouble gathering the courage to do this, ask a friend for help.

How To Ripen an Avocado By Shoving It Up Your Ass, by Loretta Splittair

If you have a love/hate relationship with avocados like I do, stick around. I have a tip that will not only help you with unripe avocados, but also make you the talk of the dinner table, of your asshole friends on Facebook or whatever.

Concerns Grow For State of Paltrow’s Vagina

Paramedics escort a worried Ms. Paltrow to hospital, amid fears over the health of her vagina.
California Senate Bill 4320.1 will ban all "single-use" toothpicks after 2022.

California to Ban Sandwich Toothpicks

California Senate Bill 4320.1 will ban all "single-use" toothpicks after 2022.

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