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Willie Nelson was found alive in his tour bus seen here outside a Holiday Inn Express in Eugene, Oregon.

Willie Nelson Found Alive In Tour Bus

Famous "outlaw" American Country musician, singer and songwriter Willie Nelson was found alive and well in his tour bus parked at a Holiday Inn Express on Franklin Blvd in downtown Eugene, Oregon.

Megadeth/Bernie Sanders to Join Forces at Hillary Clinton Rally

As the November election approaches, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has just been greeted with another round of good news. The pioneering heavy metal band Megadeth has offered to play at an upcoming Hillary Clinton rally on Saturday, October 15th in Macon, Georgia, and the Clinton campaign has enthusiastically accepted.
A photo taken after the Queen's performance for the Energy Advisors team.

Queen Stuns Private Buckingham Palace Audience With 16 Minute Sitar Jam

According to reports from inside Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II of England surprised a private gathering today when she played 3 songs on the sitar.
Amanda Hyman is upset by the lack of transgenders in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

Area Non-Binary Social Justice Warrior Disillusioned by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

New York City's Amanda Hyman, a self-proclaimed, non-binary Social Justice Warrior, is upset by the lack of actual transgender people in the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. She wants them to take 'Trans' out of their name.

Local Guitarist Accepts Demotion to Bass

A brave guitar player has agreed to "take one for the team."

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