According to renowned alternative medicine proponent Dr. Joseph Mercola, pop star Joni Mitchell has been cured of Morgellons Disease after a 15 month treatment using a variety of products purchased from his his website Mercola.com.
As the final ear-bleeding refrains of Paranoid came to a close at Birminghamâ€™s Genting Arena, Christians around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief. After nearly a half century of turning Americaâ€™s youth onto the occult, heavy drug use and sexual perversion, it finally signaled The End of Black Sabbath.
Emergency personnel were summoned to the posh Bourges Hotel in San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf District this morning. In an official briefing at 10 am, Pacific time, in the Bourges convention hall, Ms. Dâ€™lune spoke through tears to the media.